Anything from Drop Dead Gorgeous.
"He sells reproductions! His furniture is as fake as my orgasms!"
"And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream of riding on a giant swan led to her untimely death. Maybe this is your way of telling us to buy American."
"Now, you listen to me. You are a good person. Good things happen to good people."
"Really, Loretta?"
"No, it's pure bull****, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it."
"It's just a video camera I keep in the glove compartment - for emergencies, insurance. Hey, you guys have cameras, on one's accusing you of anything."
"Name and spell all the United States in alphabetical order."
"Ya, I'm nervous. It's been about two months. I haven't told my boyfriend yet. How did you know?"
"I meant, nervous about the pageant."
"Oh, nervous about the pageant! Ya!"
"Ma never eats shellfish. She says to never eat anything that carries its house on its back. You never know the last time it's been cleaned. She would know."
"Oh, they're just filming me for their movie."
"Ya, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first."
Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)
