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#126

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/7/05 at 9:23pm

"How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on..when in your heart you begin to understand, there is no going back.."-The Return of the King

"No two shows are alike in the making. Each show is a living piece of your life in a small unreal world with its own character and integrity; its own new set of memorable experiences and incredible happenings. You begin to love and adapt to its strangeness. Dreams harden into substance. Values come into focus. You wish it would never end. The dream world vanishes like mist before a rising sun; part of you vanishes with it. And back you land in the real world with a thud- fogged, uneasy, jittery, difficult to get along with. There is only one cure. A new show. A new, small unreal world; new visions, experiences, incredible happenings. Again you love it, adapt to it, wish it would never end. But end it does. Another part of you vanishes. That's show business."-Anonymous

#127

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/7/05 at 10:12pm

" To know life you have to **** death - in the gall bladder "

Andy Warhol's Frankenstein

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#128

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/7/05 at 10:16pm

Lines I use on an almost daily basis:

"Don't **** with me, fellas"--Mommie Dearest

"Is everybody lit?" Auntie Mame

"It TWIRLED up!" Postcards

"You people are BASTARD people" Guffman

"They have never understood, and no reason that they should. But if anybody could . . . " --SS

#129

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/9/05 at 8:49pm

"The last thing he saw on this Earth were the sparkling lights of Laramie, Wyoming."

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

#130

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/9/05 at 11:51pm

"Let's start with...
Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow!
Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming.
Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us.
Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late!
Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear!
Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters.
Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody. He's got... The whole world in his nose!
Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it.
Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!
Religious: the Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He?
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?
Paranoid: keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: it must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.
[he pauses, pretending to be stumped, while the crowd urges him on]
All right. Dirty: your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?"

Steve Martin [challenged to think of twenty jokes better than "Big Nose"]--Roxanne

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne

#131

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 3:45am

"Knock Knock, Whose there?, Go F*** Yourself" Catch Me If You Can (Tom Hanks rocked that movie)

"Everything is eatable, even I'm eatable but that my dear children is called cannablism and is frowned upon in most soceitys" Charlie and the Choclate Facotry

<------ Me and my friends with patti Lupone at my friends afterparty for her concert with audra mcdonald during the summer of 2007.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado

#132

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 3:48am

"Frank, I never give no one a F***ing unless they have a F***ing coming, and you frank, You have a F***ing coming" Scarface

"Brick, You threw a trident at someone. You might want to lay low for a while" Anchorman

#133

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 4:20am

"Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?"

--Fred Astaire, EASTER PARADE

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#134

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 6:26am

Thank you for calling Empire Records this is Mark.

Damn the Man, Save the Empire

Ethan Embry, Empire Record

#135

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 6:52am

"I've always relied on the kidness of strangers."

--Vivien Leigh, A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#136

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 12:19pm

"Listen. No one could teach you to dance in a million years. Take my advice and save your money!"

--Ginger Rogers (to Fred Astaire), SWING TIME

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#137

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 12:46pm

"I'm sorry, Johnny, I have to go. We're expecting another call from you any minute." Nathan Lane in Frankie & Johnny

"Watch my mouth?! You gotta be ****tin me!" Anthony Rapp in Adventures in Babysitting

"Don't let these other bastards get you down. If you could just pick yourself up out of all of the crap that you've been wallowing in you'd see that the guy, Mr. Married Guy, let you down not your talent." John Turturro in Grace of my Heart

#138

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 1:00pm

"The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!"

--Paul Lynde, BYE BYE BIRDIE

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#139

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 1:10pm

"Donnie: You are such a f***a**.

Elizabeth: Did you just call me a f***a**? You can go suck a f***.

Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f***?"

-Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, Donnie Darko

"'But do you really mean, sir,' said Peter, 'that there could be other worlds --all over the place, just round the corner-- like that?'

'Nothing is more probable,' said the Professor..."

-The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

#140

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 2:24pm

See below.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#141

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 7:42pm

"And on those cold winter nights, Horace, you can snuggle up to your cash register. It's a little lumpy, but it rings!"

--Barbra Streisand, HELLO, DOLLY!

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#142

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 7:48pm

Musn't forget FEMALE TROUBLE....how many of us have been in this situation?:

[after sticking a carrot in Dawn's mouth at the moment of sexual climax]

Gator: I got off on it! I really got off on it!

Dawn Davenport: Oh DID you? Well, hip hip hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, f**k face?

#143

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 7:52pm

"I think I'll have a large order of prognosis negative!"

--Bette Davis, DARK VICTORY

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#144

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 7:55pm

"Let's not ask for the moon, we have the stars..."

Bette Davis to Paul Henreid at the end of the fantastic "mother issues" movie Now Voyager.

"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."

#145

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 7:58pm

"This is 1852 dumplin', 1852, not the Dark Ages. Girls don't have to simper around in white just because they're not married."

--Bette Davis, JEZEBEL

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#146

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 8:09pm

Jock: What are you looking at, nerd?

Booger: I thought it was my mother's douche bag but that's in Ohio.

-- Revenge of the Nerds

#147

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 8:12pm

"I'm going next. So if ole' fat ass gets stuck, I won't get stuck behind her" - Stella Stevens, "THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE" (1972)

#148

re: great movie lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 8:13pm

"Not much meat on her, but what's there is cherce!"

-- Spencer Tracy, PAT AND MIKE

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#149

re: Great Movie Lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 8:18pm

"What do you know? The Woman of the Year isn't even a woman!"

-- Spencer Tracy, WOMAN OF THE YEAR

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#150

re: Great Movie Lines

Posted: 8/10/05 at 8:40pm

"Frankly Mary_Ethel, I wish you'd drop dead." -- Clark Gable, BIPOLAR WITH THE WIND.

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