Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some security guards and some other people?
#1Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some security guards and some other people?
Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:14pm
ME that's who!!!!!! I really am! I'm the guest of someone that is involved with a musuem opening in the DFW area that the Bush family have been supporters of.
In honor of the opening the Bush family is throwing a dinner party (though it might not be at their house), and I get to go!
Would anyone like for me to pass along a message to my generous hosts?
#2re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some security guards and some other people?
Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:54pmHonestly, I dislike him so much, that it'd be a situation I'd try to avoid. What would YOU say to them?
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#2re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some security guards and some other people?
Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:56pm
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be allowed anywhere near him - nor would I want to be.
#3re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some security guards and some other people?
Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:58pmI would get kicked out for giving old Bushy the stink eye.
#4re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some security guards and some other people?
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:08pmWell...I'm not actually supposed to say very much because this guy is worried that I'm going to go "Eliza Doolittle" on him!
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#5re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some securi
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:12pmLaura once told an interviewer something people might not know about her husband is that he has a great body. That is a conversational area of interest I would pursue with such vigor I would be sure to cause an uncomfortable chill to fall over the party until I would be asked to leave quicker than Borat with a bag of poo.
#6re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some securi
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:15pmAccording to "W.", I guess I could say something about "CATS". Laura said it was his favorite.
#7re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some securi
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:18pmAww! You are so lucky!!!!
#8re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some securi
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:24pm"Laura once told an interviewer something people might not know about her husband is that he has a great body" LOL!!!
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#9re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some securi
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:27pm
"he has a great body"
I believe that a lot more than I do people who still try to claim he's actually intelligent.
Updated On: 7/5/09 at 02:27 PM
#10re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some securi
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:31pm
Just sit there all night, then, just as you are leaving, look him in the eye and ask, "How does it feel knowing that you are going to be known as the WORST president in history?"
Also, go through his medicine cabinet.
And take a dump in the toilet and don't flush.
#11re: Guess who is having dinner with George W. Bush, Laura Bush, some securi
Posted: 7/5/09 at 4:14pmMTVMANN, I suggest you take Namo and Diva as your guests.
#12how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 4:59pmjg2, now what about your stinkeye?
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#13how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 5:04pmSounds like a lousy evening to me. I'm sure you can come up with an excuse not to go.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#14how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 5:25pm
"Laura once told an interviewer something people might not know about her husband is that he has a great body" LOL!!!
Well, she OBVIOUSLY didn't love him for his MIND!
#15how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 5:30pm
OMG!
That's it!
GWB must have a HUGE wang! Why else would people listen to him? He's dumb as a box of hair, ugly as anything and annoying as hell.
So, it must be that he's hung like a race horse.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#16how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 5:32pmHE could be hung like a stable of Clydesdales, I still wouldn't touch it.
#17how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 6:23pm
I'm not saying I would go anywhere near it either, but, it explains a lot.
What was it that Steve Martin whispered into Tina Fey's ear that was the key to success in "Baby Mama"?
#18how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 8:44pmWell, I have always said that if he were gay he would make one hell of a power top! He always seems like he has a lot of anger and frustration inside.
#19how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 8:45pmEw.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#20how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 8:51pm
Except, MTV, they always end up being the PUSHIEST bottoms addicted to their own sensations. Veritable traffic cops: do this, push that, pinch this, slap that. Sheesh.
#21how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 8:51pmAnyway to pee in his coffee at desert? Just a little, then sit back and watch him enjoy the flavorful brew!
#22how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 9:25pmOh, Snafu. That is just a brilliant idea!
#23how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 9:26pm
Right before you meet him, pick your nose.
Pass hima booger.
#24how dare you go to dinner with the bushes? i demand he be banned from bbw
Posted: 7/5/09 at 9:27pmI would just give him a massive wedgie.
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