I will now attempt to sing in my best Billie Burke voice.
Raul...
come out, come out, wherever you are...
*pokes his tummy*
Luv the Emcee, a momentary threadjack.
Just how DO you type and respond so quickly? I can't even fathom and I'm quite the typist.
I type REALLY fast. I haven't timed myself in years, but like five years ago I was pushing 80 WPM. Not that that's anythign special, but just for frame of reference.
You must also have the most insanely magically fast computer ever. I have hardly responded and you've already typed a reply to my post.
LuvtheEmcee, I type over about 98. But that is why I posit the belief that you somehow exist outside the space-time continuum.
Well, I did just buy a gorgeous new laptop.
My other one wasn't good, so I got rid of him. I guess I'm a computer bigot.
I have little doubt we're all computer bigots, my sweet. In fact, my computer is the wrong color. I'm very prejudiced towards it.
You should get rid of it.
Clearly.
Mine is nifty silver!!
ANYWAY. Maybe I can shrink so Adam will date me.
I don't know. I'm sure, if I think hard and long enough, I'll find a reason to hate silver, too.
Does silver like Brokeback Mountain? Or is it against it?
Silver likes Brokeback because once I read a description of Jakey that called his eyes "silver dollars."
*climbs in dryer*
The things I do for bigot love.
don't forget the Downey sheets! We don't want you all static-y
*hugs dryer sheet*
I'll smell good, too!
Bigots smell good, right?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Wow. This thread has gotten so out there even I can't find a point of entry.
Well done.
*chokes*
I can't stop laughing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Ha! Undi, you've got a sick mind. Good for you.
But seriously, I go away to make my lunch (tofu jambalaya, in case you are wondering) and I come back and the first thing my eye catches on the page is Em saying "*climbs in dryer*" I immediately started laughing and thought WTF???????????????
And I never think in multiple punctuation marks!
See, I would do anything for that man.
*spins, clutches dryer sheet*
top or front loading dryer Em? It might make all the difference
I think it's easier to climb in the front.
I'm so missing the joke.
My wisdom tooth is coming in and hurts like a bitch.
Imagine this discussion with Emcee on painkillers.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
What kind of painkillers?
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