HEATH/ JAKE SAG AWARDS?- Page 12

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:14pm

Moo

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:14pm

I will now attempt to sing in my best Billie Burke voice.

Raul...

come out, come out, wherever you are...

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:14pm

*pokes his tummy*

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:15pm

Luv the Emcee, a momentary threadjack.
Just how DO you type and respond so quickly? I can't even fathom and I'm quite the typist.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:15pm

I type REALLY fast. I haven't timed myself in years, but like five years ago I was pushing 80 WPM. Not that that's anythign special, but just for frame of reference.

Updated On: 1/31/06 at 03:15 PM

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:16pm

You must also have the most insanely magically fast computer ever. I have hardly responded and you've already typed a reply to my post.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:16pm

her inner bigot drives her to do so?

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:17pm

LuvtheEmcee, I type over about 98. But that is why I posit the belief that you somehow exist outside the space-time continuum.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:17pm

Well, I did just buy a gorgeous new laptop.

My other one wasn't good, so I got rid of him. I guess I'm a computer bigot.

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:19pm

I have little doubt we're all computer bigots, my sweet. In fact, my computer is the wrong color. I'm very prejudiced towards it.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:23pm

You should get rid of it.

Clearly.

Mine is nifty silver!!

ANYWAY. Maybe I can shrink so Adam will date me.

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:25pm

I don't know. I'm sure, if I think hard and long enough, I'll find a reason to hate silver, too.
Does silver like Brokeback Mountain? Or is it against it?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:25pm

should we throw you in the dryer, Em?

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:28pm

Silver likes Brokeback because once I read a description of Jakey that called his eyes "silver dollars."

*climbs in dryer*

The things I do for bigot love.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:30pm

don't forget the Downey sheets! We don't want you all static-y

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:32pm

*hugs dryer sheet*

I'll smell good, too!

Bigots smell good, right?

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:33pm

Wow. This thread has gotten so out there even I can't find a point of entry.

Well done.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:36pm

*chokes*

I can't stop laughing.

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:51pm

Ha! Undi, you've got a sick mind. Good for you.

But seriously, I go away to make my lunch (tofu jambalaya, in case you are wondering) and I come back and the first thing my eye catches on the page is Em saying "*climbs in dryer*" I immediately started laughing and thought WTF???????????????

And I never think in multiple punctuation marks!

Updated On: 1/31/06 at 03:51 PM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:52pm

See, I would do anything for that man.

*spins, clutches dryer sheet*

Updated On: 1/31/06 at 03:52 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:54pm

top or front loading dryer Em? It might make all the difference

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:55pm

I think it's easier to climb in the front.

I'm so missing the joke.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:57pm

My wisdom tooth is coming in and hurts like a bitch.

Imagine this discussion with Emcee on painkillers.

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 4:04pm

What kind of painkillers?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/06 at 4:09pm

can bigots have wisdom teeth?