HEATH/ JAKE SAG AWARDS?- Page 11
HEATH/ JAKE SAG AWARDS?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#251heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:22pmJust thought I'd pop in on this thread again to make sure it's thriving-yep! however, it doesn't measure up to Di2's fat ugly jealous one. I miss it!
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#252heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:23pmOooh, good for you for using "toe," Cookie. I was just having a discussion about the "toe" versus "tow" confusion.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#253heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:24pmHave I mentioned I hate the brown people, too???
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#254heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:24pmDoes this mean I'm accepted again? Or am I being marginalized but teased with the prospects of acceptance?
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#255heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:27pm
I hate you all. I'm a fag-hating faggot.*
*Which, of course, is why I didn't like Brokeback Mountain.
#256heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:31pm
This thread is fun. Is it ok if I lay claim to reviving it?
Jane2, I do believe that you're referring to a fat, fatty fat thread. And we hate fatties here, all being young, trim hotties of the self-loathing homosexual persuasion here.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#257heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:34pmOoooooooh...I HATE the fatties! EAT A SALAD AND WALK UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, BIG-BONED BITCHES!
#258heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:35pm
I like you, Robbiej. Be my pen pal, please. And we can make fun of fat bitches and people who are bigots (but not us) and people who use the off-topic board to troll for dates when they have tickets to Sweeney Todd.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#259heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:37pm
*marginalized again*
wondering if I'm as bigoted as I thought I was....
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#260heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:54pm
Dear SingaSongwithKlansmen,
Camp is really great. Everyone here is whiter than the first snowfall in Vermont...but we have a sneaking suspicion that the girl who's really into WICKED might be Jewish on her father's side. We're short-sheeting her bed tomorrow night!
Today we learned how to make the perfect fire...really handy when going out cross burning! And one of my best friends, Gunther, taught me this really funny walk. I think it's called Swan Stepping...or something like that!
Anyway, Can't wait to get back home and teach you how to get soot stains out of your robe!
xoxox
robbiej
the two b's stand for BIG BIGOT!
#261heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:57pmYes, sing, the Paris Hilton fat fat fat and ugly and jealous thread. thanks for reviving this one. Can self hating Jewish fat ugly jealous and bigoted people just stay here a little while so that we can say we hung out with the thin and beautiful?
#262heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 2:59pmGuys, I need a date. HELP MEEE! But I'll only date other bigots. Because I love (luv?) them.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#263heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:01pm
I try my best!
Omigod, Emcee!
Go to BDate.com...the place on the web to meet all the best bigots.
Don't tell anyone, but Adam has a profile there. He totally hates midgets.
#264heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:01pm
hi Undi, you're looking nice and fat today!
Yeah Robbie, that was pretty good!
#265heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:04pm
My Adam? Dates midgets?
F*CK that, I'm like two inches too tall to be a legal midget.
#266heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:04pm
My like is quickly becoming love, RobbieJ.
Dearest RobbieJ,
I'm in my third week here at "Fatty Fat Internment Camp" and, let me tell you, it's enlightening!
Who knew a fatty fat fat could withstand such a whipping? Honestly, I had to replace the rocks in the end of my cat-o-nine-tails because they kept getting lodged in one particular fatty fat's...uh, fat.
but things are good. I have been promoted because of my righteous bigotry and they even said I could, if I'm lucky, get shortlisted for the next Supreme Court slot to open! I've got my eyes set on beating up Ruth Badger(sic) Ginsburg, because she's a woman and a jew and we self-loathing, Republican fags definitely hate her and all she stands for.
It sounds like camp is fascinating for you! They tried to make us sing "Kumbaya" but I led a revolt with my rousing rendition of "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" complete with full costume and received standing Os from the cast of Brooklyn (they're all fatty fats now and spending their days here).
I miss you.
Much love,
BeABigotWithMe
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#267heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:04pmSomeone who has posted to this thread may be able to tell you the best way to ask for a date on here. I believe you want to put the word "hot" in the subject line.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#268heath and jake sag near a red carpet and some tulips
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:06pmHot bigots? where? where?
#269Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:07pm
Kringas...RobbieJ...will you guys...be my date for Sweeney Todd tonight? I only have two tickets but that's just the man trying to get down on polygamous relationships. We're three but we're two.
Ok, I realize that's an odd, Side Show type of thing to say, but you know it's true.
It's true love love (love).
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#270Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:09pmgirl, you know it's true? ooh, ooh, ooh, I luv you?
#271Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:10pmPlease. Hot bigots are the ONLY bigots.
#272Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:12pm
No, Raul is an angel.
Well, I guess I can't like him anymore, 'cause I'm a bigot and he's not and I want to be exclusive.
#273Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:12pm
Please. If anyone's a bigot, it's that hateful cow Raul.
#274Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 3:13pm
*flicks you*
Well, he's got his own problems.
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