HEATH/ JAKE SAG AWARDS?- Page 13
HEATH/ JAKE SAG AWARDS?
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#300Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 4:22pm
Dear SingaSongwithAdolph,
Omigod...I totally have a story for you! You remember my friend Emcee, right? She used to be a fatty, but I helped her to learn the ways of the soup spoon pushed too far to the back of the throat and now she's dangerously skinny like you and me. Anywho, she totally has it bad for this guy...his name is Raul. And I thought, hmmm...that name so doesn't sound Aryan. Turns out...he's CUBAN. SO...he's dark, he's a Commie...and word on the street is, he's kinda like that Jack guy from that really funny show on NBC. I love Jack. Too bad he's gonna burn in hell for taking it up the pooper...but at least he's FUNNY!
Anyway, Emcee is really worried about this crush so me and Kringas, the tall one that lisps a little bit but don't worry cause it's just a speech impediment, have convinced her that Raul could just bleach his hair...AND HIS SKIN! We told her that's what Michael Jackson did because, you know, White is Right!
Anyhooby, she didn't believe us at first, so we told her that since she has a really nice tan, she should try it on herself. You should have heard the screams coming from her cabin. SO LOUD! Now, she's in the infirmary and the REALLY funny part is that they've put her on a feeding tube! She'll be FATTY FAT FAT ONCE MORE!
I love camp!
Love and miss ya lots,
robbiezeigheil!
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#301Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 5:17pm
robbie, f***k off. I used to think you were really funny, but you've gone too far. Sure, I like to kid and make self-deprecating jokes, but I do have feelings and when someone tells and out and out lie about me (even if it's as a "joke"), then my feelings get hurt.
This won't be forgiven unless you take it back. Please let everyone know you were lying when you said I was tall. Cause I'm not. I'm only 5'8.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#302Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 5:23pm
As Obi Wan might say, you ARE tall...from a certain point of view.
I mean...Vern Troyer thinks your tall!
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#303Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 5:37pmDoes Vern Troyer know the difference between "you're" and "your"?
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#304Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 5:38pmPossibly. He also knows his name is spelled Verne.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#305Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 5:40pmVerne with an "e." How gay is that? I bet it's short for LaVerne.
#306Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:10pm
OH Robbie, camp has nothing on you.
So I have tickets tonight to "I Love You Because." Will you be my hot gay date?
If you say no, it's only 'cause you're a bigot. I get that. But I'll ask Kringas. He said it's ok if I make him number 2 (yes, I really said it) because it'd be gay if I asked him first.
And even though you'll be my gay date, it'll be like "Gay for Jesus" or something.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#307Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:17pmNo, I said I could go, but not until after I make number two.
#308Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:24pm
I'm sorry, Kringas, I'm not into scat.
I hear there's a guy here who is, though. I think he posts under WannaBeAFosterParent.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#309Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:41pmWell, I didn't say I wanted to make it on you.
#310Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:42pm
"No one wants to take a dump on MY chest!!"
Name THAT film!
BSoBW3
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/21/06
#311Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:43pm
What the HELL is going on here!?
#312Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:43pm
Kringas, apparently Jrb_Actor likes it. Perhaps we've found a love match!
#313Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:45pmNo, ma'am, I don't do the brown hanky lovin!
#314Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:45pmOh my God, robbiej, I love you.
#315Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:47pm
Brown
Hanky
?
I'm so mysteriously scared now.
Luvetheemcee, please stay away from my boyfriend. I do not like people expressing love for mr. Robbiej and neither does Barbara Cook.
#316Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:47pm
Oh, SORRY.
robbiej, I'm a fat, ugly, Jewish bigot and I hate you.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#317Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:49pmI didn't know you were Jewish, Em.
BSoBW3
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/21/06
#318Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:50pm
Yes, that's why she's a bigot.
#319Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:50pm
Really?
Well, you're a bigot, so does that mean you hate me now? I mean, I'll bleach my hair. As will my dark-eyed Commie arm candy.
#320Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:51pm
I knew it. Luvtheemcee, I could tell by your avatar.
Only fat, jewish scary folk could love a man like that.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#321Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:51pm
And here comes Bso, to spew more garbage. No one's talking to you, Tiny!
I couldn't hate your more than I already do, Em. I may be a bigot, but you know what you are. I'd I just di 2 tell u.
#322Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:52pm
Well, he's Jewish, too.
Bigots don't date outside there kind.
Well, this bigot doesn't.
*makes the Commie convert*
#323Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:53pm
Are Commies bigots?
Did I just ask THE existential question of the century?
BSoBW3
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/21/06
#324Kringas and Robbiej are HOTT!
Posted: 1/31/06 at 7:53pm
I spent high school being called a Commie 
And a Jew
Well, it's true.
Hey, I rhymed!
Now, to the matter at hand.
Kringas - This Jew will spew wherever he wants to.
Damn, I'm good!
Bigots Eat Cheese!
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