Dear SingaSongwithAdolph,
Omigod...I totally have a story for you! You remember my friend Emcee, right? She used to be a fatty, but I helped her to learn the ways of the soup spoon pushed too far to the back of the throat and now she's dangerously skinny like you and me. Anywho, she totally has it bad for this guy...his name is Raul. And I thought, hmmm...that name so doesn't sound Aryan. Turns out...he's CUBAN. SO...he's dark, he's a Commie...and word on the street is, he's kinda like that Jack guy from that really funny show on NBC. I love Jack. Too bad he's gonna burn in hell for taking it up the pooper...but at least he's FUNNY!
Anyway, Emcee is really worried about this crush so me and Kringas, the tall one that lisps a little bit but don't worry cause it's just a speech impediment, have convinced her that Raul could just bleach his hair...AND HIS SKIN! We told her that's what Michael Jackson did because, you know, White is Right!
Anyhooby, she didn't believe us at first, so we told her that since she has a really nice tan, she should try it on herself. You should have heard the screams coming from her cabin. SO LOUD! Now, she's in the infirmary and the REALLY funny part is that they've put her on a feeding tube! She'll be FATTY FAT FAT ONCE MORE!
I love camp!
Love and miss ya lots,
robbiezeigheil!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
robbie, f***k off. I used to think you were really funny, but you've gone too far. Sure, I like to kid and make self-deprecating jokes, but I do have feelings and when someone tells and out and out lie about me (even if it's as a "joke"), then my feelings get hurt.
This won't be forgiven unless you take it back. Please let everyone know you were lying when you said I was tall. Cause I'm not. I'm only 5'8.
As Obi Wan might say, you ARE tall...from a certain point of view.
I mean...Vern Troyer thinks your tall!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Does Vern Troyer know the difference between "you're" and "your"?
Possibly. He also knows his name is spelled Verne.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Verne with an "e." How gay is that? I bet it's short for LaVerne.
OH Robbie, camp has nothing on you.
So I have tickets tonight to "I Love You Because." Will you be my hot gay date?
If you say no, it's only 'cause you're a bigot. I get that. But I'll ask Kringas. He said it's ok if I make him number 2 (yes, I really said it) because it'd be gay if I asked him first.
And even though you'll be my gay date, it'll be like "Gay for Jesus" or something.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
No, I said I could go, but not until after I make number two.
I'm sorry, Kringas, I'm not into scat.
I hear there's a guy here who is, though. I think he posts under WannaBeAFosterParent.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Well, I didn't say I wanted to make it on you.
"No one wants to take a dump on MY chest!!"
Name THAT film!
What the HELL is going on here!?
Kringas, apparently Jrb_Actor likes it. Perhaps we've found a love match!
No, ma'am, I don't do the brown hanky lovin!
Oh my God, robbiej, I love you.
Brown
Hanky
?
I'm so mysteriously scared now.
Luvetheemcee, please stay away from my boyfriend. I do not like people expressing love for mr. Robbiej and neither does Barbara Cook.
Oh, SORRY.
robbiej, I'm a fat, ugly, Jewish bigot and I hate you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
I didn't know you were Jewish, Em.
Yes, that's why she's a bigot.
Really?
Well, you're a bigot, so does that mean you hate me now? I mean, I'll bleach my hair. As will my dark-eyed Commie arm candy.
I knew it. Luvtheemcee, I could tell by your avatar.
Only fat, jewish scary folk could love a man like that.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
And here comes Bso, to spew more garbage. No one's talking to you, Tiny!
I couldn't hate your more than I already do, Em. I may be a bigot, but you know what you are. I'd I just di 2 tell u.
Well, he's Jewish, too.
Bigots don't date outside there kind.
Well, this bigot doesn't.
*makes the Commie convert*
Are Commies bigots?
Did I just ask THE existential question of the century?
I spent high school being called a Commie
And a Jew
Well, it's true.
Hey, I rhymed!
Now, to the matter at hand.
Kringas - This Jew will spew wherever he wants to.
Damn, I'm good!
Bigots Eat Cheese!
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