Happy Easter! He has risen!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 11:49am

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 12:25pm

I don't find that remotely funny at all.

I don't see posters coming on here and poking fun at other faiths but I consistently come on here to find the Christian faith ridiculed.

This shows a lack of tolerance and respect for others and their beliefs.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 12:27pm

My Jesus has a sense of humor.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 12:32pm

Now you are just being condescending. I will do myself a huge favor and stay away from this thread.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 12:32pm

Now you are just being condescending. I will do myself a huge favor and stay away from this thread.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 12:33pm

OK.


Happy Easter Everyone!!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 1:23pm

In Honor Of Zombie Jesus Day.

[tazber]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 2:49pm

Well technically he is a zombie.

[Taryn]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:44pm

It's Saturday.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:45pm

Um, yeah. It's a warning that he's coming for you tomorrow.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 3:52pm

Too soon?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 4:24pm

It is my firm belief that all Faiths are equally sacred, profound and ridiculous at the same time. All are both true and false as the others. I respect everyone's beliefs and do agree with Carlos that if someone were to make fun of other religions on this board as they do the Christian Faith, they would be attacked.

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 4/19/14 at 9:32pm

Agreed.

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 4/20/14 at 7:32am

Next year I'll be sure to start a Yom Kippur parody thread.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/20/14 at 8:37am

Jews incorporate irony and humor into their attitudes about everything, even solemn holidays, (Not into prayers or the way the holiday is observed, but into the attitude.)

So here is my favorite Yom Kippur joke--which also happens to be a Lent joke:

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Rabbi Moishe Ben Pupik was attempting to explain the significance of the solemn Day of Atonement to Father Francesco, who was attempting to explain the signicance of Lent.

"It's a day of fasting, penitence and self-denial," Rabbi ben Pupik said, "at the end of which we attain absolution from sins."

Father Francesco was silent for a moment, deep in thought, and then said, "Ah, yes, I see. I see. Very much like our Lent, only we spend forty days in fasting and self-denial, and at the end of forty days of doing penitence, we attain a similar absolution from sin."

Rabbi Moishe ben Pupik was surprised. "Forty days?" he asked. "Forty days of Lent Yet only one day of Yom Kippur? I guess even when it comes to sin, you goyyim pay retail."

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Happy Passover, Easter, and end of Winter!

[tazber]

Posted: 4/20/14 at 8:50am

I personally wouldn't be offended at a parody Yom Kippur thread.

Here are some more Passover jokes to even the score:

[Roscoe]

Posted: 4/20/14 at 9:31am

I remember Bill Hicks had a routine about the death penalty, in which he noted the irony of Christians protesting capital punishment. Because, hey, without the death penalty, there'd be no Easter. And that's a ham dinner where I come from.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/20/14 at 12:24pm

Okay, now this is just AWFUL!