Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#1Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 11:37am
I have seen a long lost friend (not an ex)getting boffed poolside. It was kind of like watching your brother have sex. Not too exciting.
How about you?
Here is a funny article from the Chicago Red Eye...
Your Ex Made a Porno!
PEACE.
#2re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 11:41am
"I'm looking at him and thinking, 'I rented your movie and watched you have sex, and I was kind of bored.'"
Best. Quote. Ever.
"A girl like me lands on her feet."
#2re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 11:44am
Oh, that's nothing. Try seeing someone you are dating on the cover of a porn ... and it's in the bargain bin!
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
Holly Near
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#3re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:09pmWell, it could always be worse...
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#4re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:11pmBilly, that is hysterical. Were you shopping together at the time?
PEACE.
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#5re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:14pmOne man's bargain bin is another man's treasure.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#6re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:20pm
I've had friends go into Porn.
Its. just. weird.
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-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Mischief
Understudy Joined: 11/3/06
#7re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:21pmI walked into a gay bar here in Chicago and saw a current (at that time) coworker in a porno being shown at the bar. Fortunately it was the end credits and I didn't see anything below the waist, so I didn't have to see him doing anything. It was a major YIPES! moment. I think it was called "Leather Bears Do Chicago" or something like that.
#8re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:38pm
I was recently on a date and having drinks with someone and started asking some random questions in a funny manner to get some things out of the way. "Ever been married?" NO "Have any kids?" NO "Ever been in jail?" NO "Ever done porn?" YES. What????
I was taken aback. He wasn't ashamed of it-told me the companies, the titles. etc. Needless to say I ran out and got them. It was very boring and it was cheaply made porn. It made me sad. Fortunately, he moved out of state shortly after, so things kind of fizzled out. It was weird for sure. I didn't judge him, but it made for an awkward courtship when you barely have kissed and youve seen all his business.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:41pm
no, but i saw the house i used to live in.
& they were doin it on the kitchen counter.
this is a true story.
mateo
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/06
#10re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:47pmhahaha omg
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#11re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 12:53pm
Ew.
I love reading Jason's column. He cracks me up whenever I catch the RedEye.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#12re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 1:35pmn69n: priceless!
"A girl like me lands on her feet."
MatthewAddison
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
#13re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 1:49pmI need to raise my standards so I can date someone who has possibly been in porn. My problem is no one who is interested in me would ever be cast in a porn flick. Woe.
#14re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:08pmMatthew, According to "The Secret" featured on Oprah, you can attract whatever you want. Just start thinking that porn stars love you and they will be lining up to date you. Create a mantra, "Porn stars love and worship me. I am all they need to be happy." BOOM! It's yours.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#15re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:09pm
"One man's bargain bin is another man's treasure. "
That's effing priceless!!
One of my roomies has a porn mag with one of his exs in it. He thinks it's hilarious.
#16re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:11pm
"I need to raise my standards so I can date someone who has possibly been in porn. My problem is no one who is interested in me would ever be cast in a porn flick. Woe."
Anyone can do porn these days...it's not that exclusive a club.
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#17re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:17pmThat is so true, doodle. There is a fetish for every body type and some one is willing to buy it up.
PEACE.
#18re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:22pm
I'm surprised so many people are willing to be in Chubs in Paradise, yet I have to hand it to them... I mean give it to them....I mean, good for them!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Updated On: 3/22/07 at 02:22 PM
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#19re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:26pm
If I wasn't an actor, I would so do porn.
Of course, what I really want to do is direct. 
(and casting)
#20re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:28pmFunny, Jerby, I thought I heard you singing in the background of "Dungeons and 'Drag'-Innies."
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#21re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:31pmYeah, but that effing Sharon Kane is such a microphone hog!!
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#22re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:33pm
A bunch of people were sitting around our student lounge one day and one guy was randomly going through his laptop's porn collection and one girl starts screaming because one of the guys in the movie is her best friend! It was hilarious.
Akiva
#23re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:35pm
"that effing Sharon Kane is such a microphone hog!!"
Yes, but what she can do with that microphone is spectacular!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#24re: Have you ever seen an Ex in a Porno?
Posted: 3/22/07 at 2:44pmLet's just say I didn't wanna share a mic with her. Let's just say I don't think it would have stayed in my hands.
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