Help me become a gay. - Page 3

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:33pm

That's where you wrong, Tofu.

I'm a tit* man from way back.

*Yep, the girl kind.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:46pm

Well my my Reg, I had noooooooo idea.

Now when you say tit man are you the "look but don't touch kinda guy" or the "look and touch fella" like I suspect Papa is?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:48pm

LOL

This thread is such a tangent. And I'm loving it.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:51pm

Well, with permission, of course, I'm a put my face in the middle and go "Yubbady bubbady" kind of guy.

Papa can wait his turn.
Updated On: 12/24/09 at 09:51 PM

[CapnHook]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:52pm

I haven't read all of this read. I stopped reading after a certain comment was made.

I am confused as to why a user said they are offended by the word "homosexual." It's a scientific word. I find it to be the least offensive word pertaining to an individual who has sexual relations with the same gender they identify with. The word "gay" is more offensive than the word "homosexual" IMO. I'm ultra confused.

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:55pm

Reg, you hetero-slut!

And Capn---I don't get that either.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:56pm

Reg, I'm always down for a good motor boating session. Either as the motor boat-er or the motor boat-ee, makes no difference to me.

Updated On: 12/24/09 at 09:56 PM

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 9:58pm

I think we've derailed this thread.

But maybe it will be illuminating to the OP that a guy in a top hat can be a tit man. Maybe he'll realize that the caricatures he's living in fear of a) probably don't exist or b) if they do, they probably aren't they way he's pictured them.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 10:15pm

So to summarize:

* The OP is gay, but not quite sure what kind of gay, because he wants to be a "straight-acting gay" and not something else;
* The OP lives in some fantasy world where gay men look like fully made up characters from Pricilla;
* CS is cranky;
* Betsy is wise;
* Papa is a good straight, which is kind of like a good gay, and is owed a few good drinks of single malt scotch from the good gays next time they have a BWW meet;
* Reg is a tit man;
* The word "gay" offends some, and the word "homosexual" offends others;
* Tofu has magical tits
* You can't wear white after Labor Day unless you are at a circuit party;
* Odds are that papa would still hit on a straight woman in Corduroy in need of a razor, especially if he already got his good gays scotch; and
* Happy Freaking Holidays. This thread made my evening.

Updated On: 12/24/09 at 10:15 PM

[binau]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 10:17pm

I heart Brokeback mountain.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 12/24/09 at 10:21pm

YITW, I couldn't have put it better Besty's self.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 12:02am

Okay, first off - you're right. I saw normal was used in a different context, although since a few lines down you're denoting what makes a "real guy," so you can maybe see how I made the leap.

Okay, on to the rest - While I'm not really one to listen to anything that GLAAD says, I do agree with them that "homosexual" is a term to avoid, if only because it's been co-opted by the anti-fringe ("homosexual agenda" "homosexual lifestyle" "homosexual marriage"). Take a listen to where you generally hear the word. It's usually not from the mouths of homosexuals.

I'd worry less about finding a less than perfect partner and start working on finding some gay friends. If your criteria for them is as narrow as your idea of what you want to date, you're probably going to run into a problem.

And again, you have a screen cap of Bernadette Peters in a tiara as your avatar. I just can't imagine you're the manliest of men as it is. I don't mean that to be cruel. I'm just always amazed at people who seem to be a stereotype themselves shunning others (in this case hypothetical others) because of fear of them conforming to a stereotype you find distasteful.

There are lots of different bars. I'd say go to one with a show tune night (since you do post here after all), but you're sure to find some girlyboys there.

I don't know if CapnHook is still reading (or what comment forced him to skip most of the thread), but if you REALLY think gay is an offensive term, I'm curious to why, and how do you reconcile that with the fact that it's the term that's most broadly used across the board by gay men and women, and most organizations that cater to them.

[binau]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 12:36am

"And again, you have a screen cap of Bernadette Peters in a tiara as your avatar. I just can't imagine you're the manliest of men as it is."

Yeah haha, I was thinking about that.

"I'd worry less about finding a less than perfect partner and start working on finding some gay friends. If your criteria for them is as narrow as your idea of what you want to date, you're probably going to run into a problem. "

Mmmm. I hope I'm open enough to have friendships with all different kinds of people. Well I'll try and see how things work out, thanks. I definitely need to start with some real friends :).

Merry Christmas .

Updated On: 12/25/09 at 12:36 AM

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 1:05am

"Do you know what it is like to sit there alone posting on a musical forum, while your friends are out there probably getting laid and enjoying a 'normal' life?"

i have an abnormal life and LOVE it.








oh, and yeah. i'm getting laid as i type this.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 1:09am

So you're typing with one hand?

[Q]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 1:22am

"Tofu has magical tits"

Tofu, darling, I do hope you recognize a 'pull-quote' for advertising when you see one. They don't come better than that!

[killertofu333]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 2:04am

They don't come better than that!

They sure don't Q.

[Weez]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 6:30am

I once ran an informal survey among my friends, and we came to the conclusion that EVERYONE loves a nice pair of breasts. Straight men, gay women, gay men, straight women. Obviously it was only a very informal survey, but the results were unanimous!

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 9:17am

I am SO a breast man. I lovez me some dirty pillows

Updated On: 12/25/09 at 09:17 AM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 9:19am

I like manboobs. Does that count?

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 9:20am

As long as they are slaptastic, they do! (I honestly have no clue where I was going with this one. But, lets work with it for the time being)

Updated On: 12/25/09 at 09:20 AM

[CapnHook]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 9:53am

I, personally, don't find offense with the use of gay and I use the term to describe myself. However, I do find the word "gay" to be offensive as used by a lot of society. The word is used by many to describe something negative. The perfect example is the phrase "That's so gay." Or when bullies in school call you a "gaywad."

But all this is just to say that I find the word "gay" to be more offensive than the word "homosexual" as used by society today.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 10:18am

i'm not much of a boob man, m'self. not to say i don't appreciate a fine pair of hooters, but they are not generally the first thing my eye gravitates towards.

that said, i would certainly sample killa's tatas.

now, since we seem to be reaching an understanding on "gay" and "homosexual" how do we feel about "queer", "butt pirate" and "snapper lapper"?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 10:35am

I've always been partial to Big Fat 'Mo.

[tazber]

Posted: 12/25/09 at 10:58am

All this talk about knockers is fine, but I have to say that I love me some XL booty too.

Sir Mixalot said it best in the undying classic "Baby Got Back".