Help me name my Monkey

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:36pm

My monkey has arrived. It's previous owner had named it Viveca. I hate that name. Help me name my monkey!

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:37pm

I really need ideas. My boyfriend has taken to calling it Spank.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:41pm

It's a girl?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:42pm

I like the name 'Giblets.'

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:42pm

Call it Shock
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Shock the monkey to life
Shock the monkey to life

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out the trees
Now Im on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know when youre going to shock the monkey

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I cant take any more
Darling, dont you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Wheels keep turning
Somethings burning
Dont like it but I guess Im learning

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Cover me, when I sleep
Cover me, when I breathe
You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey

Too much at stake
Ground beneath me shake
And the news is breaking

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey to life

[elphiesmagic]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:45pm

Post a picture so we can help it decide on a haircut!

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:46pm

Does it fling poo?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:50pm

If so, call it Trebuchet. If anyone asks why, ask them to get closer and find out.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:51pm

Was Bush taken?

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:52pm

It's a female but we try not to be restricted by gender. I did consider Sarah but figured in the years to come no one will remember Srah Palin so what's the point.

All monkeys fling poo. I am hoping we can get her to fling Chocolate pudding at our next dinner party.

Posted: 9/9/08 at 2:55pm

Here's a cute monkey flinging Pooh.

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:01pm

She's not flinging poo, she's just holding a stuffed animal.

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:03pm

The only acceptable name is Gigolo.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:08pm

No, no, the stuffed monkey is flinging Pooh. As in, Winnie the Pooh. DEATHLY LOLLOWS.

I don't know if Gigolo is a good name for a female monkey...

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:10pm

Delia

[clever name]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:14pm

Does your monkey do this?

[Jon]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:14pm

Actually, that would be Sock the Monkey flinging Pooh.


How about "Aubschminke" - as in:

Would you like to touch my monkey?
Touch it! Love it!
Liebe meine aubschminke!

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:16pm

I like that!~ I do ask people If they would like to touch my monkey ALL the time. Who doesn't want to touch a monkey?

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:17pm

Anyone who is concerned with contracting a disease.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:19pm

Joe, can I pet your monkey?

[Mistress Overdone]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:20pm

I require a photo. No suggestions until a photo is posted!

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:22pm

"Gertrude... Beulah... Abigail... Clara..."

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:26pm

I think a wonderful name for a monkey would be Ebola.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:28pm

Joe and his monkey.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 3:42pm

Spank My is an excellent choice!