"They had about 25 different kinds of Oreos, including orange filled golden ones called Halloween Oreos."
After I first read the initial post in this thread, I got to thinking of all the amazing flavors Oreos *should* be made in--peanut butter, mint, lemon-creme, orange-creme, ginger-creme. It sounds like they're on top of the situation; I'm just out of touch. I've accepted the fact that I'm powerless over cookies generally and Oreos (and fudge sticks) in particular, and I've cobbled together the will-power simply to avoid the cookie aisle altogether. If there are cookies in the house, any package--even Costco-sized--is a single-serving package.
You think, what do you want?
You think, make a decision...