Horrible First Names — Page 6

#126

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:25pm

My last names sounds very close to "Chunks". And my first name rhymes with several things. Meanie, weenie, beanie...



Weenie Chunks.

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#127

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 12:02am

Calix.

My family has spent so much time trying to convince my cousin to NOT name her son that. Sigh.

#128

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 3:47pm

Boobs !!! I was ridiculed my whole life !!!! What was wrong with my parents????

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#129

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 3:54pm

Some real names from my sister's arraignment list

Shaking Rogers
Jewelry Maximus
Tahiti Parker
Montezuma Reyes
Iron Million
Electrica Concord
Pharoah Ferguson
Severa Rivera
Express Greenberg
Fake Kelety and
Toy Pope

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#130

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 3:56pm

I used to have a friend named Pryde. His siblings were named Aqua, Free and Dash.

There are some funny ones in my family, too. My grandmother was Nina(Nine-a) Donnabelle. She had siblings named Vertyl Verdeen and Hazel Ione.

#131

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 4:25pm

Oh I forgot that a friend of mine has aunts who are twins, named Mary and Magdeline.

#132

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 4:56pm

I just remembered: the Dean of Students at my old middle school was named Gerald Fitzgerald.

...*shakes head*

I moved to another school district, and then I found out that he'd been fired. Poor guy. Oh well.

And also, there was this guy at my high school named Rabie Rabie (pronounced 'Robby Robby'). ::shrug::

#133

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:10pm

I had a friend in high school named Lesley Wesley. HE hated it.

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#134

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:41pm

A girl in my school is named Violet Coffee... not to bad but it's the best I've got!

#135

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:42pm

In first grade I was friends with a Japanese girl called Mami, I believe.

#136

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:43pm

My parents know a Marsha Mellow (Mellow is her married name).

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#137

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:48pm

I keep thinking of Major Major Major Major, of Catch-22

#138

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:49pm

LOVE that book!!

and Marsha Mellow kept me laughing for a good coupla minutes

#139

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:51pm

ihearttheatre -

I know someone named Nevaeh too!!

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#140

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:14pm

My mom had a student named Muhammed JesusAngel Brown.

#141

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:32pm

I'm not surprised that you each know a Nevaeh.

Nevaeh
Year: 2001
Rank: 266

Year: 2002
Rank: 190

Year: 2003
Rank: 145

Year: 2004
Rank: 103

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#142

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:51pm

omg I read this entire thread, it's that funny.

I knew a Cornelius Cornwalus McNut. (I think I may have spelled Cornwalus wrong...whatever.)

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#143

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:53pm

I have a friend named Heaven Lee Carroll. I think it's kinda pretty though.

#144

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:02pm

Didn't Nicholas Cage name his child Kal-El? Ok, he wants his kid to think he's Superman, but it's hard enough being the child of a celebrity without giving him/her a strange name.

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#145

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:38pm

celebrities LIVE to give their kids effed up names.

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#146

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:59pm

Phoenicia

Laqueesha

Taniqua

Liliokulani

Ka'ahumanu

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#147

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:07pm

Awesomely Bad Celebrity Baby Names is on VH1 right now!

#148

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:10pm

Ok on the felicity movie tha was just on the WB the youngest girl in the family's real namee is

Eulala...as is oolala

#149

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:32pm

Um- Lili'uokalani and Ka'ahumanu were both Hawaiian queens, those names are kinda normal there.

Of course, I don't speak for if it's parents jumping on the Hawaiian trendoid bandwagon, a la Helen Hunt naming her kid Makena'lei "after the Maui town" (I am 99% sure there's no such town. There is a Makena Beach on Maui, that's about all I can think of).

#150

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/30/05 at 12:27am

hahaha awesome av


and wait there was a felicity movie?!?!
hey wasn't there supposed to be a popular movie too?
guess they slacked off there...

Updated On: 11/30/05 at 12:27 AM