Horrible First Names- Page 6

[Aigoo]

re: Horrible First Names#125

Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:25pm

My last names sounds very close to "Chunks". And my first name rhymes with several things. Meanie, weenie, beanie...



Weenie Chunks.

This is my signature.

[Taryn]

re: Horrible First Names#126

Posted: 11/29/05 at 12:02am

Calix.

My family has spent so much time trying to convince my cousin to NOT name her son that. Sigh.

[Broadwayboobs]

re: Horrible First Names#129

Posted: 11/29/05 at 3:47pm

Boobs !!! I was ridiculed my whole life !!!! What was wrong with my parents????

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[wexy]

re: Horrible First Names#130

Posted: 11/29/05 at 3:54pm

Some real names from my sister's arraignment list

Shaking Rogers
Jewelry Maximus
Tahiti Parker
Montezuma Reyes
Iron Million
Electrica Concord
Pharoah Ferguson
Severa Rivera
Express Greenberg
Fake Kelety and
Toy Pope

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

[katygrace84]

re: Horrible First Names#131

Posted: 11/29/05 at 3:56pm

I used to have a friend named Pryde. His siblings were named Aqua, Free and Dash.

There are some funny ones in my family, too. My grandmother was Nina(Nine-a) Donnabelle. She had siblings named Vertyl Verdeen and Hazel Ione.

[shiksa_goddess]

re: Horrible First Names#132

Posted: 11/29/05 at 4:25pm

Oh I forgot that a friend of mine has aunts who are twins, named Mary and Magdeline.

[Unknown User]

re: Horrible First Names#133

Posted: 11/29/05 at 4:56pm

I just remembered: the Dean of Students at my old middle school was named Gerald Fitzgerald.

...*shakes head*

I moved to another school district, and then I found out that he'd been fired. Poor guy. Oh well.

And also, there was this guy at my high school named Rabie Rabie (pronounced 'Robby Robby'). ::shrug::

[KelRel]

re: Horrible First Names#134

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:10pm

I had a friend in high school named Lesley Wesley. HE hated it.

"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

[Kevo711]

re: Horrible First Names#135

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:41pm

A girl in my school is named Violet Coffee... not to bad but it's the best I've got!

[Plum]

re: Horrible First Names#136

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:42pm

In first grade I was friends with a Japanese girl called Mami, I believe.

[~FloweryFriend~]

re: Horrible First Names#137

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:43pm

My parents know a Marsha Mellow (Mellow is her married name).

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

[Plum]

re: Horrible First Names#138

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:48pm

I keep thinking of Major Major Major Major, of Catch-22

[Unknown User]

re: Horrible First Names#139

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:49pm

LOVE that book!!

and Marsha Mellow kept me laughing for a good coupla minutes

[keggss23]

re: Horrible First Names#140

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:51pm

ihearttheatre -

I know someone named Nevaeh too!!

"When you're a Jet, / You're a Jet all the way, / From your first pirouette / To your last grand jete." --Brian Kaman

[Atrias]

re: Horrible First Names#141

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:14pm

My mom had a student named Muhammed JesusAngel Brown.

[~FloweryFriend~]

re: Horrible First Names#142

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:32pm

I'm not surprised that you each know a Nevaeh.

Nevaeh
Year: 2001
Rank: 266

Year: 2002
Rank: 190

Year: 2003
Rank: 145

Year: 2004
Rank: 103

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

[OddExoticCreature]

re: Horrible First Names#143

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:51pm

omg I read this entire thread, it's that funny.

I knew a Cornelius Cornwalus McNut. (I think I may have spelled Cornwalus wrong...whatever.)

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

[Shiksa Goddess2]

re: Horrible First Names#144

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:53pm

I have a friend named Heaven Lee Carroll. I think it's kinda pretty though.

[Nina Myers]

re: Horrible First Names#145

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:02pm

Didn't Nicholas Cage name his child Kal-El? Ok, he wants his kid to think he's Superman, but it's hard enough being the child of a celebrity without giving him/her a strange name.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain

[popcultureboy]

re: Horrible First Names#146

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:38pm

celebrities LIVE to give their kids effed up names.

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

[Elphaba]

re: Horrible First Names#147

Posted: 11/29/05 at 9:59pm

Phoenicia

Laqueesha

Taniqua

Liliokulani

Ka'ahumanu

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[singingwendy]

re: Horrible First Names#148

Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:07pm

Awesomely Bad Celebrity Baby Names is on VH1 right now!

[caitiesus1522]

re: Horrible First Names#149

Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:10pm

Ok on the felicity movie tha was just on the WB the youngest girl in the family's real namee is

Eulala...as is oolala

[Anakela]

re: Horrible First Names#150

Posted: 11/29/05 at 10:32pm

Um- Lili'uokalani and Ka'ahumanu were both Hawaiian queens, those names are kinda normal there.

Of course, I don't speak for if it's parents jumping on the Hawaiian trendoid bandwagon, a la Helen Hunt naming her kid Makena'lei "after the Maui town" (I am 99% sure there's no such town. There is a Makena Beach on Maui, that's about all I can think of).

[Unknown User]

re: Horrible First Names#151

Posted: 11/30/05 at 12:27am

hahaha awesome av


and wait there was a felicity movie?!?!
hey wasn't there supposed to be a popular movie too?
guess they slacked off there... Updated On: 11/30/05 at 12:27 AM