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Horrible First Names
re: Horrible First Names#100
Posted: 11/28/05 at 9:56amI've always wanted to get a pretty kitten and name her Malti.
re: Horrible First Names#101
Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:29amI went to school with a girl named BeeGee. Found out from a school psychologist that her real name was Baby Girl. Her mother never named her.
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/10/04
re: Horrible First Names#103
Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:34ami guess BG is better than "fe-mal-e"
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re: Horrible First Names#104
Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:37amOprah had twins on once named Virgina and Vagina.
re: Horrible First Names#105
Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:49amI had a teacher named Richard Ball and he actually went by Dick...so his name was Dick Ball.
re: Horrible First Names#106
Posted: 11/28/05 at 12:01pmI've heard Harry Butts and Crystal Chandalier (sp?) as names for people.....:-/
re: Horrible First Names#107
Posted: 11/28/05 at 12:33pmSpontaneous McKnight
re: Horrible First Names#108
Posted: 11/28/05 at 2:49pmThere is this teacher in my school named Nympha Szarka (s is silent). It's so funny because everyone must mention her with her first name in front.
Broadway Star Joined: 9/26/03
re: Horrible First Names#109
Posted: 11/28/05 at 3:39pmA girl that works with me is named Virgin Mary. That's right...Virgin Mary.
re: Horrible First Names#110
Posted: 11/28/05 at 4:13pmI had a camp counseler named Valinda.
re: Horrible First Names#111
Posted: 11/28/05 at 4:54pm
I know a couple of people with odd names, not necessarily bad, but odd.
Justin Time...get it..just in time..yeah, err. My dad knew him in grade school.
Juicy Harper...yes and she hates her name, but what can you do? We just call her "C" because you can't call her Jew.
Stormie Sky...that's actually a cool name I think.
Holly Holley
Kitty Hymen...yeah..
re: Horrible First Names#112
Posted: 11/28/05 at 5:05pmWhen I was in second grade, my teacher left on maturnity leave and we had a substitute. Her name was Ms. Gumdrum. I hated her with passion! A few years later, I had a substitue named Ms. Gumdrop. I adored her. It was later in the year that I heard Ms. Gumdrum died.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/05
re: Horrible First Names#113
Posted: 11/28/05 at 5:24pm
I went to school with Peter Pan.
My mom taught a girl with the last name Fickeisen (translated into English that would be something like F*CKiron). There was also a boy named Duc (whose parents had immigrated to Germany from Vietnam), he told us his name means Germany. I guess his parents really loved it over there.
I hate my last name it just rhymes with too much 
re: Horrible First Names#114
Posted: 11/28/05 at 7:43pmFreshman year I had a roommate named BabyGirl (her parents didn't have a name for her until she was a few months old, so that's what ended up on her birth certificate). She went by Elisabeth.
re: Horrible First Names#115
Posted: 11/28/05 at 8:17pmComparatively, my name isn't SO bad I suppose....but having gone to school with a lot of girls with names like "Kristin", "Christine", "Jennifer" etc...I really have never been a fan of my name....Cori (I'm a girl)
re: Horrible First Names#116
Posted: 11/28/05 at 8:27pm
did y'all see this guy?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/28/macdonald.wendy.ap/index.html
I think if my folks named me Ronald MacDonald I might be robbing fast food joints too. :)
Leading Actor Joined: 8/13/04
re: Horrible First Names#117
Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:09pmI work in an admissions office, and I'd have to say, the best name I've come across was Mari Christmas. I've also seen Elton John, Bobby Brady and someone whose first name was Poxi.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: Horrible First Names#118
Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:13pm
I mentioned this to some of my co-workers, who gave me a few more for our list:
Monument Jordan (she's a Freshman)
Lovely Boyce (a sophomore who weighs at least 250 lbs)
Divine Baker
Anise Jefferson
Loyal Henderson
Brace Hollman
Quanasia Lifton
Almond Cromer
re: Horrible First Names#119
Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:19pm
A few more..
Went to school with Michael Angelo
My mother worked with Candy Hamm
and have a student Kalei Mills
re: Horrible First Names#120
Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:28pmI know a woman named Sam Berger.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
re: Horrible First Names#121
Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:35pm
I went to high school with a kid named I-Perfection. His brother was Supreme Judge and his sister was Earthling.
One of the women on Baby's Named A Bad, Bad Thing wanted to name her kid Catatonia.
My old acting teacher was obsessed with Lewis Carroll and named his daughter Alison Wonderland (first and middle names).
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
re: Horrible First Names#122
Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:39pm
Oo, I thought of more!
Not first names, but there are three doctors in Staten Island known as Drs. Mailman, Flug, and Ozer.
One of my teachers had a student named Gamelba, after the three wise men - Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthazar.
The best one, though... my mom taught at a Catholic school, where there was a little Korean boy named Phuc. The nuns refused to call him by his name, so they called him Harry instead.
re: Horrible First Names#124
Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:13pm
The most beautiful transsexual in the world, Ms. Monica Munro, once said the funniest thing about names:
"Honey, the African-American population can come up with some names. Ain't no Mary, no Lisa... This week at the burger King, Quinzella waited on me." Now, THAT is an unfortunate name.
re: Horrible First Names#125
Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:25pm
My last names sounds very close to "Chunks". And my first name rhymes with several things. Meanie, weenie, beanie...
Weenie Chunks.
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