Horrible First Names — Page 5

#101

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 9:56am

I've always wanted to get a pretty kitten and name her Malti.

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#102

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:29am

I went to school with a girl named BeeGee. Found out from a school psychologist that her real name was Baby Girl. Her mother never named her.

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#103

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:32am

Sounds like a real peach of a woman.

#104

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Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:34am

i guess BG is better than "fe-mal-e"

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#105

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Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:37am

Oprah had twins on once named Virgina and Vagina.

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#106

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:49am

I had a teacher named Richard Ball and he actually went by Dick...so his name was Dick Ball.

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#107

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Posted: 11/28/05 at 12:01pm

I've heard Harry Butts and Crystal Chandalier (sp?) as names for people.....:-/

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#108

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Posted: 11/28/05 at 12:33pm

Spontaneous McKnight

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#109

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Posted: 11/28/05 at 2:49pm

There is this teacher in my school named Nympha Szarka (s is silent). It's so funny because everyone must mention her with her first name in front.

#110

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 3:39pm

A girl that works with me is named Virgin Mary. That's right...Virgin Mary.

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#111

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 4:13pm

I had a camp counseler named Valinda.

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#112

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 4:54pm

I know a couple of people with odd names, not necessarily bad, but odd.

Justin Time...get it..just in time..yeah, err. My dad knew him in grade school.

Juicy Harper...yes and she hates her name, but what can you do? We just call her "C" because you can't call her Jew.

Stormie Sky...that's actually a cool name I think.

Holly Holley

Kitty Hymen...yeah..

#113

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 5:05pm

When I was in second grade, my teacher left on maturnity leave and we had a substitute. Her name was Ms. Gumdrum. I hated her with passion! A few years later, I had a substitue named Ms. Gumdrop. I adored her. It was later in the year that I heard Ms. Gumdrum died.

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#114

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 5:24pm

I went to school with Peter Pan.
My mom taught a girl with the last name Fickeisen (translated into English that would be something like F*CKiron). There was also a boy named Duc (whose parents had immigrated to Germany from Vietnam), he told us his name means Germany. I guess his parents really loved it over there.
I hate my last name it just rhymes with too much

#115

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Posted: 11/28/05 at 7:43pm

Freshman year I had a roommate named BabyGirl (her parents didn't have a name for her until she was a few months old, so that's what ended up on her birth certificate). She went by Elisabeth.

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#116

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 8:17pm

Comparatively, my name isn't SO bad I suppose....but having gone to school with a lot of girls with names like "Kristin", "Christine", "Jennifer" etc...I really have never been a fan of my name....Cori (I'm a girl)

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#117

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 8:27pm

did y'all see this guy?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/28/macdonald.wendy.ap/index.html

I think if my folks named me Ronald MacDonald I might be robbing fast food joints too. :)

#118

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:09pm

I work in an admissions office, and I'd have to say, the best name I've come across was Mari Christmas. I've also seen Elton John, Bobby Brady and someone whose first name was Poxi.

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#119

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:13pm

I mentioned this to some of my co-workers, who gave me a few more for our list:

Monument Jordan (she's a Freshman)

Lovely Boyce (a sophomore who weighs at least 250 lbs)

Divine Baker

Anise Jefferson

Loyal Henderson

Brace Hollman

Quanasia Lifton

Almond Cromer

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#120

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:19pm

A few more..

Went to school with Michael Angelo

My mother worked with Candy Hamm

and have a student Kalei Mills

#121

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:28pm

I know a woman named Sam Berger.

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#122

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:35pm

I went to high school with a kid named I-Perfection. His brother was Supreme Judge and his sister was Earthling.

One of the women on Baby's Named A Bad, Bad Thing wanted to name her kid Catatonia.

My old acting teacher was obsessed with Lewis Carroll and named his daughter Alison Wonderland (first and middle names).

#123

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 10:39pm

Oo, I thought of more!

Not first names, but there are three doctors in Staten Island known as Drs. Mailman, Flug, and Ozer.

One of my teachers had a student named Gamelba, after the three wise men - Gaspar, Melchior, and Balthazar.

The best one, though... my mom taught at a Catholic school, where there was a little Korean boy named Phuc. The nuns refused to call him by his name, so they called him Harry instead.

#124

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:13pm

The most beautiful transsexual in the world, Ms. Monica Munro, once said the funniest thing about names:

"Honey, the African-American population can come up with some names. Ain't no Mary, no Lisa... This week at the burger King, Quinzella waited on me." Now, THAT is an unfortunate name.

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#125

re: Horrible First Names

Posted: 11/28/05 at 11:25pm

My last names sounds very close to "Chunks". And my first name rhymes with several things. Meanie, weenie, beanie...



Weenie Chunks.

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