Hottest Historical Figures?

#1

Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/5/08 at 5:05pm

Discuss.

(Hint: Abraham Lincoln. YES.)

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#2

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/5/08 at 5:08pm

Henry V. Henry Percy nicknamed Hotspur. Yes, I've mostly decided these guys are hot because of the way they're portrayed in Shakespeare plays, but hey, they're still hot historical figures.

Also, any British naval officer in the Napoleonics era. It is VERY difficult to NOT be hot in that uniform. ^_^

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#3

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/5/08 at 9:43pm

I've always found Tony Blair to be quite sexy. Does he count as "historical"?

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#4

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/5/08 at 9:47pm

Broadwaynerd101

#5

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/5/08 at 9:56pm

Princess Ka'iulani of Hawaii really rodgers my hammerstein.

#6

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/5/08 at 11:16pm

Tsar Nicholas II of Russia. Those EYES!

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#7

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 12:50am

Thomas Jefferson, because of his mind.

And his heighth.

I assume he was in proportion . . .

#8

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 1:00am

I got it bad for Napoleon.

or maybe it was Armande Assante AS Napoleon.

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#9

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 5:19am

O.k. I'm going with Lord Mountbatten (with or without the Duke of Windsor)

#10

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 6:29am

I have to agree with Broadwaynerd101... but Alexander Hamilton's a cutie.

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Updated On: 10/6/08 at 06:29 AM

#11

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 7:07am

Hamilton does indeed have a very pretty face. :3

I always like going to the National Portrait Gallery in London when I have time to kill between shows. When I'm in the mood to stroll around, I like looking at all the faces of the long dead people, and there really are some very attractive men who are no longer with us (and haven't been with us for a REALLY long time).

And when I'm not in the mood to stroll around, I sit at their computers and browse the archive, sometimes coming across true gems, like this photograph of the brilliant Paul Merton hugging a dolphin:



I less-than-three the National Portrait Gallery. :3

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#12

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 9:19am

Definitely Tsar Nicholas II.

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#13

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 10:03am

Tim Curry could totally play the czar.

#14

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 10:10am

Ann Boleyn

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#15

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 3:00pm

Tim Curry as Czar Nicholas = Brilliant. I think someone needs to write a new musical solely so that this can happen.

Say, what do you think of... JOHN WILKES BOOTH?

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#16

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 3:46pm

John Adams.

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#17

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 3:50pm

heehee "rodgers my hammerstein" I'm so using that

#18

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 4:08pm

Does Alexander the Great count?

#19

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 4:17pm

NO, but Alexander the Grape does:

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#20

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 4:26pm

Franklin Pierce, 14th president of the United States, 1853-1857

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#21

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 4:29pm

I'd totally muff-dive this. YOW!!

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#22

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 4:31pm

Henry McCarty, A.K.A Billy the Kid

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#23

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 4:35pm

John C. Calhoun, no doubt

#24

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 4:43pm

That photo of Golda is fantastic- there just aren't enough politicians pictured smoking nowadaysand with gold nail polish no less.

#25

re: Hottest Historical Figures?

Posted: 10/6/08 at 5:02pm

Whoa, that picture of Calhoun looks freakishly like Mr. Darcy.

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