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#101

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:35pm

Of course, Uncle Max will be played by a woman or Alan Cumming.

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#102

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:36pm

I heard Eminem is writing some new songs.

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#103

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:36pm

Great ideas! As long as all the choreography is derivative, with no true original steps, then it will work just fine.

Since these moves always comes off as "combat" dancing to me, what say we add a little Nazi hip-hop number after the big wedding, just to add to the tension?

You know... for the KIDS!

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#104

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:36pm

as long as he flashes the audience...

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#105

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:37pm

See, it's not so hard to be visionary, is it?

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#106

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:39pm

Queen Latifah as the Baroness.

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#107

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:40pm

The Queen as the Baroness? Isn't that a demotion?

I see her more as the Captain anyway. And as long as we have Alan Cumming as Aunt Max, this should balance out quite nicely.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#108

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:40pm

Liesl will wear a goth outfit and makeup during "I Am Sixteen"

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#109

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:41pm

Cyndi Lauper as the Reverend Mother.

#110

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:43pm

Kathleen Turner as Maria.

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#111

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:44pm

nude in bed?

#112

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:44pm

And Cloris Leachman as Frau Blucher!

Okay, it's not the right story, but it would be killer to have her show Maria around the house at the beginning.

And it's "visionary" damn it!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#113

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:45pm

Something tells me Maria is turning in her grave right about now!

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#114

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:46pm

How 'bout the REAL Maria as Fruma Sara!

She always wanted to get into the act anyway.

"It's the Captain's dear, darling departed wife! Frau Maria! Frau Maria!" etc.

She can rise up from the grave and bitch up a storm about how truly WRONG this show is.

Visionary!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 5/16/06 at 02:46 PM

#115

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:47pm

Clay Aiken IS Liesl.

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#116

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:48pm

I've Got Confidence is now performed in a Home for the Aged. (They are using the walkers from The Producers).

Rosie O'Donnell is desperately trying to get a role in the show.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#117

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:48pm

"Clay Aiken IS Liesl."

well, we have our marquee!

#118

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:51pm

Thanks, Doodle!

Frankly, I'm still stinging from Twelvy's diss of my Latifah idea.

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#119

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:53pm

I see a revolving marquee actually, where every week you have a different "Guest Liesl."

Rosie can be Rolf.

EDIT: Sorry, Rathy. I just don't see the "Queen's" agents settling for a Baroness rank. Unless they make her character the Queen of Austria instead...

Visionary!

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Updated On: 5/16/06 at 02:53 PM

#120

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:54pm

Anne Heche could alternate both roles!

#121

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:54pm

*slinks off to a corner to cry*

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#122

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:54pm

"Rosie can be Rolf."

The blond wig will really set off her eyes.

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#123

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:54pm

Rath, if you like pink parasols and your birthday is coming up, then you might be in for a shout at Marta. I think you'd be perfect. Do you have a gap in your teeth?

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#124

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:55pm

Can you mouth other peoples song lyrics while they're singing?

EDIT: Ann Heche could actually play BOTH characters simultaneously while sitting on a starkly lit bench in the gazebo.

Liesl + Rolf = Sybil.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 5/16/06 at 02:55 PM

#125

re: How Accurate is The Sound of Music?

Posted: 5/16/06 at 2:56pm

Pink parasols are lovely, and my birthday is coming up - isn't everyone's?

I'm sure I can find someone who would get great joy out of taking a hammer and chisel to my teeth. Our mutual friend, perhaps?

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