How Does One Apply For A BWW Troll Position?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 3:38pm

My roommate and I are in the process of starting our own business and I could use some extra cash. Does anyone know who I should PM about becoming an official troll? Also, what does it pay and can I do it from home or do I need to go to BWW headquarters?

[Wynbish]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 3:40pm

This post will last forever, because the mods do not believe in censorship.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:11pm

To be a troll, you must have proof of needing psychiatric treatment, yet too poor to afford it. hence, you can get release from your issues by being an internet troll.

[Patronus]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:14pm

Jane is right. You can also skip some of the bureaucratic red tape if any of the following happens/is true:

A) You created a screen name that is the name of a mediocre Marvel comic hero.
B) You post a thread asking people for money to send you to school so you don't have to work for it.
C) You are Orfeh.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:14pm

I believe you have to start as a moderator and move your way up to troll.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:18pm

"move your way UP" LOL!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:20pm

It makes sense, though. Moderator is obviously much less work.

[tazber]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:44pm

Patronus pretty much nailed it.

I would also submit:

D)You have a pathological need to pretend to be a tween obsessed with Bring It On.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:46pm

This image says it all.

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:53pm

"This image says it all."

All BWW trolls run around naked with a bejazzled belly button?

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 2/6/13 at 4:57pm

Apparently you have to make some sort of blood pact with Mike Riedel...that's what I heard.