How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

[Craig]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 2:57pm

This is so sad it's funny and so funny it's sad....


Phone Message for Olga

[tazber]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 2:59pm

Oh god, I love this. Someone posted this last year and I thought it was fake. Apparently, it's not.

[danmag]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:06pm

That is the most....elegant....thing I've ever heard!! WTF??? So, do you think she hooked up with him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!

[Jane2]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:08pm

I can't believe that anyone on the face of the earth could be that much of an A-hole.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:11pm

I love when he says he's going to "give her the opportunity" to go out with him.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:12pm

“There’s nothing wrong with me”

I really don’t…

I’m…

Uh…

Wow.

What a douche.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:15pm

Then I had to re-post this lovely message left by Faye Dunaway to a reporter...
Mommie Dearest?!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:18pm

She's so modest..........

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:18pm

Oh my gosh... if this is real...

This "Dmitri" character makes Warner from Legally Blonde look like great boyfriend material. And I personally would be very taken aback by Dmitri's approach.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:23pm

And the part where he says her friends were all jealous that he approached HER......even though they may say they weren't.

[danmag]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:30pm

All Dimitri needs is just a LITTLE self confidence. It's a shame that he's so shy.

[KrissySim]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:30pm

XD

"Yes, yes, please erase my number! I wish I could forget this!"

I've had men approach me like this, as if "this must be your luckiest day because I'm giving you the opportunity to go out with me".

What ever happened to the old "Hello, I met you the other day and would like to see you again. Would you like to go to (fill in the blank) "?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:53pm

Dude,

Maybe she gave you her card just to get you to go away.


What a maroon.

[Shannon Bo Dannon]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:58pm

Wow. So ridiculous. I hope he knows this is all over the internet and people are bashing him, maybe it'll be a wake-up call.

[eatlasagna]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:13pm

personally... i want to see what Dmitri looks like! haha... this message is hilarious!

[Craig]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:15pm

My personal fave comes at the end when he's discussing mental disorders. And how it's ok if she hasn't called back because she has cancer or chemo.. NIIIIIICE

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:17pm

I searched "Dmitri" and this came up:

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:18pm

Mmmmmmmm...


hot

[KrissySim]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:18pm

Try searching "Joe". IOW Dmitri is a very common name.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:22pm

Oh, I know, I know. There were bajillions of results; I just picked the one that I felt best matched the spirit of the phone call.

Besides, our Dmitri did say he was Greek. He probably does have a resplendent Greek unibrow.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:25pm

Wow, I knew a guy exactly like this. He chased me for about a year and I finally agreed to go out with him once out of sheer boredom. He then went on and on about how awesome and successful he was and how he's not actually gay, but he's bi. Apparently, he must have assumed "bi" meant "top" because he never spoke about any interest in women and he believed taking a sexually submissive role was unthinkable. He found it incomprehensible and at times, even inexcusible, that anyone would not be interested in his own interests. I never spoke to him again after that disaster. That guy had major issues of self-delusion and self-loathing. So did Andrew Cunanan, come to think of it...

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:30pm

I think I dated this guy in the early 90s.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:34pm

Sounds like Mr. Ex Boyfriend has serious issues with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Which has a lot more to it that you'd think from the name alone. It's a pretty bizarre problem... and I had the fortune to end up "best friends" (in her words) with a girl who has it big-time. http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/traits.html

Updated On: 12/2/08 at 04:34 PM

[uncageg]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:48pm

Both of those were unbelievable! The second Dimitri message made my jaw drop!

Who is this Marlon Brando guy?!! :)

[KrissySim]

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:53pm

"Who is this Marlon Brando guy?!! :)"

If you are interested, didn't he leave his phone number on one of the messages?