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#6

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:12pm


“There’s nothing wrong with me”

I really don’t…

I’m…

Uh…

Wow.

What a douche.
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#7

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:15pm

Then I had to re-post this lovely message left by Faye Dunaway to a reporter...
Mommie Dearest?!
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#9

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:18pm

Oh my gosh... if this is real...

This "Dmitri" character makes Warner from Legally Blonde look like great boyfriend material. And I personally would be very taken aback by Dmitri's approach.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#12

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:30pm

XD

"Yes, yes, please erase my number! I wish I could forget this!"

I've had men approach me like this, as if "this must be your luckiest day because I'm giving you the opportunity to go out with me".

What ever happened to the old "Hello, I met you the other day and would like to see you again. Would you like to go to (fill in the blank) "?


#13

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 3:53pm

Dude,

Maybe she gave you her card just to get you to go away.


What a maroon.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#18

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:18pm

Mmmmmmmm...


hot
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#20

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:22pm

Oh, I know, I know. There were bajillions of results; I just picked the one that I felt best matched the spirit of the phone call.

Besides, our Dmitri did say he was Greek. He probably does have a resplendent Greek unibrow.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#21

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:25pm

Wow, I knew a guy exactly like this. He chased me for about a year and I finally agreed to go out with him once out of sheer boredom. He then went on and on about how awesome and successful he was and how he's not actually gay, but he's bi. Apparently, he must have assumed "bi" meant "top" because he never spoke about any interest in women and he believed taking a sexually submissive role was unthinkable. He found it incomprehensible and at times, even inexcusible, that anyone would not be interested in his own interests. I never spoke to him again after that disaster. That guy had major issues of self-delusion and self-loathing. So did Andrew Cunanan, come to think of it...
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#22

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:30pm

I think I dated this guy in the early 90s.
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#23

re: How NOT to leave a phone message for someone you're trying to date...

Posted: 12/2/08 at 4:34pm

Sounds like Mr. Ex Boyfriend has serious issues with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Which has a lot more to it that you'd think from the name alone. It's a pretty bizarre problem... and I had the fortune to end up "best friends" (in her words) with a girl who has it big-time. http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/traits.html
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 12/2/08 at 04:34 PM

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