How do you eat your cereal?

#1

How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 4:29am

I take a good-sized bowl and pour Kellog's Frosted Flakes, almost to the brim. Next, I add some Del Monte fruit cocktail (about half a can), syrup included. Then I top it off with three Hostess powdered donettes (crumbled). Lastly, I add Silk (organic soymilk), mix it all up, and let it sit for five minutes. I like my cereal soggy. Then I eat up.

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#2

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 6:03am

That made me ill.

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#3

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 6:11am

What have you done with Cruel?

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#4

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 6:52am

Well that explains the ass.
It is a good thing you used SOY milk because cow's milk can be SO fattening!

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#5

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 8:14am

Wow, I gained back 30 pounds just reading that.

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#6

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 8:19am

I pour milk into a bowl until it's about a quarter full. Then I add Honey Nut Cheerios to a little below the brim.

I'm the only person I know who puts in the milk before the cereal... but if I don't, it always overflows! I'm terrible at gauging milk to cereal ratios.

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#7

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 9:20am

Next stop; diabetic coma

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#8

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 10:23am

If you pour the cereal almost to the brim, how do you fit everything else in there? Doesn't it overflow?

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#9

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 10:25am

i like to eat Grape Nuts with TONS of sugar so afterward, my teeth hurt

#10

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 11:03am

I like a half & half mix of Froot Loops & cheerios- Straight up Froot Loops are too sweet.

My Boyfriend likes to fix himself a plastic cup full of cereal to eat on the way to work. Every few weeks we run out of spoons and I have to go look in the back seat of his car.

#11

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 11:08am

I like my grape nuts with just a little bit of milk and honey, heated in the microwave, so it has the consistency of oatmeal. And Mueslix I like with yogurt instead of milk.

But, um, other than that? Just milk. Don't even put sugar or fruit on it. Thanks.

#12

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 11:08am

Straight up Froot Loops are too sweet.

I guess you're going to find it absurd that I added powdered sugar to my fruit loops when I was little.

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#13

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 11:48am

Sueleen, this fat ass is natural, not man-made.

SweetQ, that's why I wrote ALMOST to the brim, not UP to the brim. My point is, I pour in a lot of cereal, but I leave just enough room for the rest. Furthermore, it's not something I eat every day; it's reserved as a special treat.

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#14

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 11:51am

that made me lol... like for real O_O

i dont eat cold cereal very often... i usually cut up some fruit and put it in a bowl of mccann's irish oatmeal... today it was strawberries. soemtimes i add a little rice milk to it.

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#15

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:51pm

Usually eat some form of Kashi in a large bowl. Milk last. Not that exciting.

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#16

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:53pm

"Sueleen, this fat ass is natural, not man-made."

Honey, if you are eating that much crap in the morning, the fat ass is man made.

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#17

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:54pm

I couldn't find a bown today, so I used a tupperware container. It was huge, and because I'm not fully awake when I'm eating breakfast, I didn't realize that I was pouring three times the Marshmallow Mateys that I would normally eat. Gross.

#18

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 1:23pm

filthy, fat Amerycans..

#19

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 1:26pm

Ok that seriously made me ill, SM2..

And to answer the general question I dont eat cereal..

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#20

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 1:28pm

D_G_G a friend of my uncle works for Malt O Meal and he once explained to me how the cereal was made. Many of the cereals are made by shooting it out of some type of "gun". Their honeycomb cereal is made by shooting it out of a long cylindrical tube surrounded by hot oil...

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#21

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 1:30pm

i eat my cereal in a crock pot!

#22

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 1:33pm

You people are crazy...I just fill up cereal until it is right up to the brim, then add 1% milk. Right now my cereal of choice is one scoop cocoa puffs, one scoop cheerios. At home I mostly eat Krispix.

#23

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 1:36pm

n the absolute rare occassion that I eat cereal it is shredded mini wheats right out of the box. No milk no nothing..

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#24

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 3:05pm

chris d- I didn't eat it all! Gross! I made my little brother finish it.

#25

re: How do you eat your cereal?

Posted: 10/16/07 at 3:15pm

w/yogurt.

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