I *Hate* New York — Page 4
#77
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:35am
Well I'm relieved to know you all have big enough apartments so I can crash on your floor when I'm up there!
#78
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:35am
THAT big, huh?
About those drinks...
About those drinks...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#79
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:35am
Listen, Calvin, the LAST thing you want is Jaily saying things about you.
Trust me.
Trust me.
#80
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:38am
Did someone say houseboy? I'm willing to negotiate for a reasonable price.
A boy's gotta earn his keep!
A boy's gotta earn his keep!
#81
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:39am
At the rate I'm going, I'm going to have to bring someone in my apartment and then act as his houseboy.
#82
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:40am
I wish I could finally visit NY so I could hate it too!
In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...
#83
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:41am
Wait...Calvin...that didn't make sense.
What do you mean by that? That you're lonely and bitter???
Explain...
What do you mean by that? That you're lonely and bitter???
Explain...
#84
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:42am
HEY! What's THAT supposed to mean? *hands on hips*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#85
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:42am
If you're toting Berle-esque proportions, you could always move to the Valley.
Hamlet's father.
#88
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:45am
As long as the membership dues can be paid in food stamps.
#89
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:47am
See, you're not even poor enough to know they got rid of the food stamps.
It's now a card. Like a dining club card. Except for bread and water and butter and necessities.
It's now a card. Like a dining club card. Except for bread and water and butter and necessities.
#90
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:48am
You don't use stamps anymore, Calvin. They have these nifty debit cards! At least, the lady wearing designer clothes and talking on a rockin' sidekick at my grocery store was using one.
ETA: Bleh. Addison beat me to it.
ETA: Bleh. Addison beat me to it.
Updated On: 8/11/06 at 11:48 AM
#91
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:49am
Hey a gurl's gotta eat! Her Juicy clothes don't sit well on the tummy.
#92
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:49am
I's still waiting for my 'splanation, Loosey!
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#93
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:49am
See, when I posted a picture of Milton Berle, I wasn't making reference to physical features. I was just commenting that all my jokes and references are about 10 years behind the times.
#97
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:53am
No it isn't.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#100
Posted: 8/11/06 at 11:59am
Oops.
So, to reiterate, Matthew Addison doesn't know.
So, to reiterate, Matthew Addison doesn't know.
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