I Enjoy Being A Girl- Page 2

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Posted: 1/23/09 at 6:57pm

I love how if a man does me any wrong in a restaurant, I can pour my drink on his head and storm out.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:01pm

Or just throw it in his face!

[Select a Member Name]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:02pm

That too!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:10pm

I threw many a glass of wine in many a man's face. Ah, those were the days.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:14pm

I've never had the pleasure of throwing a drink in a man's face. I did slap a guy across the face once.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:16pm

The wine in the face thing was exhilarating. Booze, youth and obnoxious frat boys is a dangerous combination.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:23pm

Yeah, I just usually hooked up with the obnoxious frat boys.

I was a bit out of control.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:46pm

Me too, Stockard. Both things you said.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:49pm

HAHAHAHA! Reg, I wish we lived in the same city!

[tazber]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:49pm

Lol Reg!

And the "rowdier" the better!

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:50pm

Then or now?

Either way, I'm afraid we'd compete for the same objectives.

Though you could also just think of it as casting a wide net. How could we lose?

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:52pm

Yeah, and you could both throw wine in the faces of your "rejects."

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:53pm

Then AND now, Reg! Yes, we would encompass the whole gamut!

[killertofu333]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:56pm

"I enjoy a girl."

I hear ya Jerseygirl!!! Lord do I ever!! LOL

[tazber]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:57pm

There's plenty to go around guys.

Reg could entice them with his debonair verbiage, stockard and I could hog time them once they're under his spell.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:00pm

Jerseygirl, I completely missed that!

Taz, I'll have you know that I can close the deal as well as the next guy.

Verbiage ain't everything.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:04pm

Once they're under Reg's spell, he'll do the hog-tying. Right, Reg?

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:07pm

And I'll have you know, Miss P, that I've never had to tie anyone up, unless specifically requested.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:08pm

Oh my, I hope the situation doesn't get to be too "Deliverance-esque." Reg, be sure to make them squeal like a pig.

Oh, oh...what's your safe word gonna be?

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[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:18pm

I love that I can have long hair without looking stupid and can go through a can of hairspray a week without going to hetero camp.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:22pm

Oh, Reg, I was totally referring to the kind of "tying up" that is by mutual consent! (Or begging.)

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:26pm

Besides, Miss P, there's no way anyone could resist me in my new Aretha hat.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:31pm

Reg, I'm sure men swoon at your feet when you're wearing that hat...or nothing at all.

(I just watched a series of flubs spoken by our immediate past-president, so I'm in "W Speak" mode right now.)

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 9:52pm

What I love about being a girl is that if I act clueless and ditzy, guys think it's cute, and if I start using words like 'sesquipedalian' and spouting trivia and having discussions on the presidency of Chester A. Arthur, guys think it's cute, and if I start being really crude and making sarcastic comments and totally goofing off and balancing things on my nose, guys think it's cute, and if I act skanky and flirtatious and speaking fluent innoendoese, guys think it's cute, and if I get all feisty and feminist and icy, guys think it's cute.

So really, I can get away with any of my multiple personalities and still be cute. I love it.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 1/23/09 at 10:00pm

That's because heterosexual men are idiots until they're about 45. If they're lucky.