I Enjoy Being A Girl — Page 2

#26

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 6:57pm

I love how if a man does me any wrong in a restaurant, I can pour my drink on his head and storm out.

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"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim

#27

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:01pm

Or just throw it in his face!

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KFTC!!!!!

#28

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:02pm

That too!

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"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim

#29

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:10pm

I threw many a glass of wine in many a man's face. Ah, those were the days.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#30

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:14pm

I've never had the pleasure of throwing a drink in a man's face. I did slap a guy across the face once.

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KFTC!!!!!

#31

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:16pm

The wine in the face thing was exhilarating. Booze, youth and obnoxious frat boys is a dangerous combination.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#32

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:23pm

Yeah, I just usually hooked up with the obnoxious frat boys.

I was a bit out of control.

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#33

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:46pm

Me too, Stockard. Both things you said.

#34

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:49pm

HAHAHAHA! Reg, I wish we lived in the same city!

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KFTC!!!!!

#35

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:49pm

Lol Reg!

And the "rowdier" the better!

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....but the world goes 'round

#36

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:50pm

Then or now?

Either way, I'm afraid we'd compete for the same objectives.

Though you could also just think of it as casting a wide net. How could we lose?

#37

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:52pm

Yeah, and you could both throw wine in the faces of your "rejects."

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#38

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:53pm

Then AND now, Reg! Yes, we would encompass the whole gamut!

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KFTC!!!!!

#39

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:56pm

"I enjoy a girl."

I hear ya Jerseygirl!!! Lord do I ever!! LOL

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"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

#40

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 7:57pm

There's plenty to go around guys.

Reg could entice them with his debonair verbiage, stockard and I could hog time them once they're under his spell.

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....but the world goes 'round

#41

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:00pm

Jerseygirl, I completely missed that!

Taz, I'll have you know that I can close the deal as well as the next guy.

Verbiage ain't everything.

#42

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:04pm

Once they're under Reg's spell, he'll do the hog-tying. Right, Reg?

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#43

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:07pm

And I'll have you know, Miss P, that I've never had to tie anyone up, unless specifically requested.

#44

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:08pm

Oh my, I hope the situation doesn't get to be too "Deliverance-esque." Reg, be sure to make them squeal like a pig.

Oh, oh...what's your safe word gonna be?

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"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 08:08 PM

#45

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:18pm

I love that I can have long hair without looking stupid and can go through a can of hairspray a week without going to hetero camp.

#46

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:22pm

Oh, Reg, I was totally referring to the kind of "tying up" that is by mutual consent! (Or begging.)

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#47

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:26pm

Besides, Miss P, there's no way anyone could resist me in my new Aretha hat.

#48

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 8:31pm

Reg, I'm sure men swoon at your feet when you're wearing that hat...or nothing at all.

(I just watched a series of flubs spoken by our immediate past-president, so I'm in "W Speak" mode right now.)

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#49

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 9:52pm

What I love about being a girl is that if I act clueless and ditzy, guys think it's cute, and if I start using words like 'sesquipedalian' and spouting trivia and having discussions on the presidency of Chester A. Arthur, guys think it's cute, and if I start being really crude and making sarcastic comments and totally goofing off and balancing things on my nose, guys think it's cute, and if I act skanky and flirtatious and speaking fluent innoendoese, guys think it's cute, and if I get all feisty and feminist and icy, guys think it's cute.

So really, I can get away with any of my multiple personalities and still be cute. I love it.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#50

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/23/09 at 10:00pm

That's because heterosexual men are idiots until they're about 45. If they're lucky.

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"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars