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#226

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Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:46am

Yeah, I usually just say 'vagina.' But I try not to say that, either. As far as the world knows, I am a Barbie with no reproductive organs below the waist.

The thing I have euphemisms for is my period. I usually just say I'm a werewolf-- my girlfriends all know what that means, and they guys don't, so it's perfect. 'Cos, you know, it's a full moon once a month and I get all ferocious and frothing at the mouth and start howling.

I suspect TDH has resurfaced as a popular 1920s dance from South Carolina, if you catch my drift.
I have... a very similar suspicion.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#227

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:53am

Schmerg, are you guys off from school AGAIN? We got 10 inches of snow yesterday and the kids are in school. Northern Virginia cracks me up........HAHA

KFTC!!!!!

#228

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 8:03am

Nope, two hour late opening! I'm leaving soon.

Obama was quoted saying that the people in DC are wimps for letting kids out of school. But I'm glad they're wimps...

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#229

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 8:29am

Yeah, when I was teaching there I liked that too! HAHA!

Have a good day at school! Give a shout out to Gibby if you see him.......

KFTC!!!!!

#230

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 10:20am

I've obviously been single for too long, because I don't call my vagina anything. Except cobweb collector.

Ba dum dum.

#231

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 10:56am

Oh, I love hot pocket! Kills me every time.

Schmerg, my high school never let us off so often! Embrace this while you can, because in the real world nothing's canceled. Ever. Even if people are falling on their asses everywhere they go (I fell three times yesterday. Three!).

#232

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 11:43am

HAHAHA, newgirl!

jag, I almost slid off the road like 5 times bringing Henry home from karate last night. It was scary.

KFTC!!!!!

#233

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 12:07pm

God this thread is funny. :)

I saw vajayjay sometimes. Cooch sometimes. I don't have a problem with the word vagina, but it depends on what I'm talking about and to whom. One word I have been saying A LOT lately is penis. No nicknames. Just penis. Mostly because I was making props for my show and I swear that every other thing I made ended up looking like a penis. WHAT is my problem? Haha. Everybody thought it was hilarious, though. I had to make something that looked like a bouquet of corn...it ended up looking like a corn penis with greenery and a bow. HAHA that was the favorite. The final day one of the girls made penis cookies and iced them to look like corn. I would say the fact it's been a looooong time since I....you know...and the fact that I was surrounded by gay men at the show would be why it just kept happening. HAHA

I agree about the people here being wimps. The other day my 15 minute commute took an hour and a half and the roads weren't bad!! Just a little slushy. I was like...you gotta be kidding me. I grew up near Chicago, DC never gets it that bad. (At least not in the couple years that I've been here.) Of course I wouldn't complain if I got the day off either, though. :)

#234

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 12:29pm

This guy I used to be friends with called his penis "Little Elvis"

KFTC!!!!!

#235

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 12:49pm

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 12:49 PM

#236

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:27pm

I'm gonna take a picture out my front door for ya.

KFTC!!!!!

#237

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:34pm

The view from my front door:

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KFTC!!!!!

#238

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Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:35pm

Look at all the snow on my deck table!

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KFTC!!!!!

#239

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Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:37pm

Man, I need to clean my storm door!

KFTC!!!!!

#240

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:40pm

That mound of snow on the table is impressive. There's no snow on the ground where I am.

#241

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:59pm

Lucky!

KFTC!!!!!

#242

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:01pm

Ugh, Stockard. That is just TOO MUCH SNOW!

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

#243

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:02pm

I know! This winter has been brutal with it!

KFTC!!!!!

#244

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:04pm

Yeah, I'm pretty tired of the snow in Chicago, too. Just a few flurries today, but still mounds of snow from earlier in the month. And it's that gray slush now.

How I miss sunshine and green grass and flowers and birds...and leaves! Sigh....

#245

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:05pm

me too, newgirl. I would KILL to park my ass on a beach right about now...

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

#246

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:05pm

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 02:05 PM

#247

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:09pm

Masie, seriously, if you lived here you would be SO sick of the snow right now!

KFTC!!!!!

#248

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:10pm

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 02:10 PM

#249

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:12pm

I'd rather live somewhere warm!

KFTC!!!!!

#250

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:13pm

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 02:13 PM

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