I Enjoy Being A Girl- Page 9

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:14pm

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 08:14 PM

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:31pm

AbbaRabbit, I'm imagining you singing that to the tune of "Shipoopi" from The Music Man.

I know of at least one male poster who's been reading this whole thread but too terrified to post... hi, male poster!

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:32pm

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 08:32 PM

[danmag]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:35pm

As long as it's not a certain very MEAN male poster....

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:40pm

There are probably mean ones reading, too.

The one I'm referring to isn't mean. But I'll not reveal his identity.

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:31pm

i know of no mean male posters here...

except dolly.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:52pm

Well there used to be TDH, but I haven't seen him in ages. Nor can I figure out if he's resurfaced using another S/N.

And Abba, I must commend you on your use of the word Vajayjay. Both masterful and farcical. When ever I say it IRL I get those "oh no she didn't" kinda looks. Oh please...like they've never heard of a Vajayjay for cryin' out loud!!

[lusciouslace]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:19pm

I'm with you guys...very much enjoying this thread!

*Hi male poster!* :)

Oh and kudos on the use of vajayjay and teaching us what third gender means!

See we're learning so much!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:22pm

I say Vajaja all the time........

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:26pm

when i say it "IRL" no one is phased, but that's because of the company i keep

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:27pm

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 10:27 PM

[nygrl232]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:28pm

I just can't say that word. Va-schmay-poo. See? Can't.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:37pm

I think "Va-schmay-poo" is the best word for that particular bit o' the body I've ever heard.

[nygrl232]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:44pm

Nonononono...it's not a good word. It has 'poo' in it...just not good.

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:49pm

yeah... you dont want to have poo there XD

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:50pm

Um. Good point.

Once I heard someone use the word 'crunchberry' for it. I think that scared me for life.

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 11:10pm

crunchberry?

that's ****ing gross.

i call it a vajayjay or a hooha or that gross hole that bleeds every month.

but nothing nasty like crunchberry.

Updated On: 1/28/09 at 11:10 PM

[killertofu333]

Posted: 1/28/09 at 11:36pm

Crunchberry? WTF is a crunchberry? It makes me think of Boo Berry Cereal with milk in a very "shady" area.

If I don't say Vajayjay I'll just say something innocuous like Noonie, Mailbox or Crumpet. Don't ask me why...

[justagirl2]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:10am

See, I'm a firm believer that all chicks have different names that fit with their parts. For example, one of my friends is a theatre-loving Jewish lesbian, and has a vag. That's the only word I can think of that works for her. I have another friend who's cute and really sweet, and she has a cooter. I affectionately call mine the moneymaker.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:43am

A whole new meaning for the phrase "shake your moneymaker"...huh JAG2? ROFL!!!

Every woman has a hidden and perhaps NOT so hidden talent...do whatcha can, with whatcha got...that's what I always say. Well that and "I ordered my drink like 10 minutes ago, where the F*CK is it?!"

[Weez]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 3:18am

I suspect TDH has resurfaced as a popular 1920s dance from South Carolina, if you catch my drift.

I sometimes feel like the only girl in the world without a euphemish for her vagina. Well, I use ladygarden a fair bit, but only when I'm trying to appear dignified, and that's not a vagina-specific term. When it comes to the organ itself, it's just a vagina to me.

I think we had a TV programme for tiny children at one point called The Hoohah House. That always made me laugh far harder than I should. XD

[KrissySim]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:04am

Words for vagina?

pirozhki
knish
tutu
flower
Updated On: 1/29/09 at 04:04 AM

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:02am

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 07:02 AM

[feinstein9]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:03am

Who can forget Chelsea Handler's pikachu, hot pocket, and caslopus?

[StockardFan]

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:33am

Oh.

My.

God.

This thread is EFFING hilarious! I say hooha alot too.......