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#201

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:14pm

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 08:14 PM

#202

AbbaRabbit, I'm imagining you singing that to the tune of "Shipoopi" from The Music Man.

I know of at least one male poster who's been reading this whole thread but too terrified to post... hi, male poster!

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#203

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:32pm

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 08:32 PM

#204

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:35pm

As long as it's not a certain very MEAN male poster....

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

#205

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 8:40pm

There are probably mean ones reading, too.

The one I'm referring to isn't mean. But I'll not reveal his identity.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#206

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:31pm

i know of no mean male posters here...

except dolly.

Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK

#207

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 9:52pm

Well there used to be TDH, but I haven't seen him in ages. Nor can I figure out if he's resurfaced using another S/N.

And Abba, I must commend you on your use of the word Vajayjay. Both masterful and farcical. When ever I say it IRL I get those "oh no she didn't" kinda looks. Oh please...like they've never heard of a Vajayjay for cryin' out loud!!

"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

#208

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:19pm

I'm with you guys...very much enjoying this thread!

*Hi male poster!* :)

Oh and kudos on the use of vajayjay and teaching us what third gender means!

See we're learning so much!

#209

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:22pm

I say Vajaja all the time........

KFTC!!!!!

#210

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:26pm

when i say it "IRL" no one is phased, but that's because of the company i keep

#211

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:27pm

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 10:27 PM

#212

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:28pm

I just can't say that word. Va-schmay-poo. See? Can't.

#213

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:37pm

I think "Va-schmay-poo" is the best word for that particular bit o' the body I've ever heard.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#214

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:44pm

Nonononono...it's not a good word. It has 'poo' in it...just not good.

#215

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:49pm

yeah... you dont want to have poo there XD

#216

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 10:50pm

Um. Good point.

Once I heard someone use the word 'crunchberry' for it. I think that scared me for life.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#217

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 11:10pm

crunchberry?

that's ****ing gross.

i call it a vajayjay or a hooha or that gross hole that bleeds every month.

but nothing nasty like crunchberry.

Updated On: 1/28/09 at 11:10 PM

#218

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/28/09 at 11:36pm

Crunchberry? WTF is a crunchberry? It makes me think of Boo Berry Cereal with milk in a very "shady" area.

If I don't say Vajayjay I'll just say something innocuous like Noonie, Mailbox or Crumpet. Don't ask me why...

"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

#219

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 1:10am

See, I'm a firm believer that all chicks have different names that fit with their parts. For example, one of my friends is a theatre-loving Jewish lesbian, and has a vag. That's the only word I can think of that works for her. I have another friend who's cute and really sweet, and she has a cooter. I affectionately call mine the moneymaker.

#220

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 2:43am

A whole new meaning for the phrase "shake your moneymaker"...huh JAG2? ROFL!!!

Every woman has a hidden and perhaps NOT so hidden talent...do whatcha can, with whatcha got...that's what I always say. Well that and "I ordered my drink like 10 minutes ago, where the F*CK is it?!"

"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

#221

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 3:18am

I suspect TDH has resurfaced as a popular 1920s dance from South Carolina, if you catch my drift.

I sometimes feel like the only girl in the world without a euphemish for her vagina. Well, I use ladygarden a fair bit, but only when I'm trying to appear dignified, and that's not a vagina-specific term. When it comes to the organ itself, it's just a vagina to me.

I think we had a TV programme for tiny children at one point called The Hoohah House. That always made me laugh far harder than I should. XD

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

#222

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 4:04am

Words for vagina?

pirozhki
knish
tutu
flower

Updated On: 1/29/09 at 04:04 AM

#223

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:02am

"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 07:02 AM

#224

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:03am

Who can forget Chelsea Handler's pikachu, hot pocket, and caslopus?

#225

re: I Enjoy Being A Girl

Posted: 1/29/09 at 7:33am

Oh.

My.

God.

This thread is EFFING hilarious! I say hooha alot too.......

KFTC!!!!!

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