I Enjoy Being A Girl — Page 132

LOL, Schmerg! Oh well, have fun at the induction ceremony!

Weez, please let us know how Spring Awakening is... And I want to see a pic of your kitty when you get it.

We are going to a wedding today at 4pm. And then the reception is at 7:3o..?? What am I supposed to do in between? All dressed up and stuff. oh well.

Withoutlove- Good luck on the interview. I STILL have never been to Wegmans

Maisie- Gorgeous darling, gorgeous!

Schmerg- Congrats on the show I've always wanted to do that one and you're story is funny. :) Sorry it wasn't Norm.

Weez- Welcome back

And okay ladies...here we go again. Ya know how I was saying that I'm making baby steps cause I'm finally crushing on a straight unmarried man, even if he is a little older. WRONG...DAMN IT HE'S FREAKIN GAY! Grrrr...my first clue should have been the fact that he's flirty with me and smacked my ass yesterday. Cause ONLY GAY MEN LIKE ME! I kept noticing he was trying to stand near me several times throughout the night and now it makes perfect sense. He probably doesn't even know why he was doing it but it's not his fault. It's FREAKIN NATURE because it's like a strange animal magnitism that draws me to gay men and vice versa. It's a unspoken but written law! And then when we were hanging out after the show...it finally came out. In the words of Maisie when she's frustrated, "@#&$%*^*&&(^*%#$*%(*&^*&$%^%#@@#$%^!#$@^%%(&*^)&%$@#$%#^*&(^()****ck."

I swear...gay men love me and the only straight guys I know these days are from church and I think they're scared of me.

Luscious I have no idea why, but I laughed at pretty much every part of your "Straight" guy crush story...LMAO!!!! I will say this much though, the gays do enjoy smacking a little ass every now and again...especially straight girl ass.

Gosh you guys have got to hone your Gaydar!!! Or at least make friends with married women who are dying to play cupid and want to set you up with their husband's friends at dinner parties.

I wish I had a list of ways to tell if a guy is gay for you girls who just can't help but to fall in love with them, but I don't. Perhaps you could think of it this way: "If I'm crushing on this guy this hard...then there's a good chance he's gay!!!!" Since you're drawn to gay men by nature, try to focus on the guys that you don't really have that tingly feeling for right off the bat. You might find the guy for you once you've navigated the obviously dense thicket of gay men.

I never thought I'd say this but Good Lord all this talk about guys makes me feel all straight and whatnot...AHHHHHHH!!!! :-/

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Hello girls!
Sorry I've been gone for sooooo long. I was in New York all week for Spring break.
How is every-one?

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I ran into my crush last night at the book store and actually talked to him for a few minuets. I'm almost 20 years old, and I should not have these stupid crushes anymore! It's hopeless... but he is so cute, so I let myself like him.

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I'm 43, married and get stupid crushes on gay men all the time!! Whatcha gonna do?

It really IS hopeless!

I've been hanging out with my college friends all weeekend. I think I will need at least a week to recover.

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Maisie, you look fabulous in your dress!!!!!!!!!!

The day I stop having crushes on men (and or boys)- is the day I say "Pull the Plug!"

Updated On: 3/22/09 at 11:41 AM

I just realized I am a broadway star. I'm so happy. haha.

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Stockard, I love your hair! Welcome to the dark side...and by the way, Henry really does look just like you. So cute.

withoutlove, there is nothing wrong with stupid crushes. Even when you know they won't go anywhere!

Now Im gonna have to get a FB just to see Stockard's new hair! grrr!

Had fun at the wedding. I only had two appletini's so I behaved. But I ate like there was no tomorrow!! eek, salads for a week

I would also friend all of you on Facebook.... but I gave Facebook up for Lent.

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I'm Danielle Maguire. I don't care who knows it! If anyone from bww is planning to come kill me, I say just bring it on! Hope to see you on FB HellsBells!

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Well, I'm Shannon on Facebook (haha go figure), I'm friends with a bunch of the ladies on this thread, including Stockard, so you may shoot me a request of you'd like. =] I think I have a link to my FB in my profile too.