I am in the middle of hell week for Grease.
Last night was so stressful... and tonight we add costumes! *headdesk*
And I almost told my mother not to come to the show because she told me to "stop trying to give direction because it's not your show." I'm the assistant director, and I have done more work then the directors.
I am prying to the theater gods that this rehearsal is less stressful.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu