Ok. Crazy story time.... this happened on Saturday and Sunday.
So I told my crazy clingy friend that I would hang out with her on Saturday, but I told her couldn't spend the whole day with her because I have to go to this Blues BBQ with my mom and stepdad (A blues musician). Well, she invited herself along.... which was slightly irritating. It got even MORE irritating when she told my parents that I was camping with her during this awesome summer music festival (which is not true). My parents know she's a party girl and only goes to the festival to get stoned and wasted, so I got a whole lecture thanks to her. And then she once again invited herself over to my house! I said whatever because I am a doormat. Well, it was all the normal amounts of annoying/her eating my food.... and then all hell broke loose.
Her potdealing boyfriend got into a fist fight with his brother over money owed or some crap like that and the brother said he was going to call the cops on my friends BF. Well she told him to come over to my house!! I was like "F**k no! I live in a quiet area and I do not want the cops coming to my place!" I told her that she should go and deal with this whole situation at her house because I wanted nothing to do with it! She said that she wanted to stay and watch a movie, and after much badgering I let her, but told her I was going to bed. Well at 3AM she burst into my room yelling about how her BF had been arrested and how I should have let him come to my house.... I told her to get the f**k out of my house! 3AM!!!! Uggggg.... and she still thinks we're all cool and ****. I am just so DONE with her!
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Oh and she bailed him out of jail..... ten THOUSAND doller bail! Yeah, she is stupid,
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
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"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
Updated On: 4/28/09 at 03:00 PM