She's almost 20 (I am one month older then her.... though it feels like 5 years older). She should go to Vegas and be with her mother because her mom is the only one who can control her...
I am not her freakin' family.
She's really judgmental and has recently developed some slightly homophobic tendencies.... which doesn't mesh well with me for SO many reasons.... but especially since my best friend, the person who truly means the world to me, is gay. Ugg, I cannot believe I let myself be a doormat with her!! I'm kinda angry at myself.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu