#151
Posted: 1/26/09 at 8:53pm
"I loathe Walmart."
Dear God BlueRoses, I know what you mean. If the Devil liked moderately priced crap, he'd head straight through the sliding doors of "The Walmart." Yes "The Walmart" (in quotes). That store has become an entity in and of itself, sucking the soul from smaller Mom N' Pop shops. It's like everyone, no matter how snooty, trailer park-y, or ghetto fabulous they are, winds up in the God-forsaken parking lot of that deliciously evil emporium. That place is like a hoarder/pack rat's dream where you can have your fill of rubbish along with a hot dog, and a pair of glasses from the Eye Care Center.
Target, on the other hand is almost perfect. Because everyone frequents "The Walmart" it leaves Target with fewer shoppers, which I love because I can peruse without feeling self conscious while 500 pairs of eyes scan my basket and silently judge me for having an albeit "slight" obsession with hair care products. Plus Target, at least to me, seems to be cleaner than Walmart. Like I won't get tetanus when I walk by a shelf with a jagged edge.
Dear God BlueRoses, I know what you mean. If the Devil liked moderately priced crap, he'd head straight through the sliding doors of "The Walmart." Yes "The Walmart" (in quotes). That store has become an entity in and of itself, sucking the soul from smaller Mom N' Pop shops. It's like everyone, no matter how snooty, trailer park-y, or ghetto fabulous they are, winds up in the God-forsaken parking lot of that deliciously evil emporium. That place is like a hoarder/pack rat's dream where you can have your fill of rubbish along with a hot dog, and a pair of glasses from the Eye Care Center.
Target, on the other hand is almost perfect. Because everyone frequents "The Walmart" it leaves Target with fewer shoppers, which I love because I can peruse without feeling self conscious while 500 pairs of eyes scan my basket and silently judge me for having an albeit "slight" obsession with hair care products. Plus Target, at least to me, seems to be cleaner than Walmart. Like I won't get tetanus when I walk by a shelf with a jagged edge.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
). I have some wrap-over dresses, which are nice, but I do generally do a lot of layering, and I really can't wear high necks without looking incredibly saggy. V-necks ftw! 
