I Enjoy Being A Girl
KrissySim
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/08
#2275I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:39am
Weez, have you ever travelled overseas on a container ship? I haven't, but I met a young woman who travelled all over the world that way. They sometimes do take on passengers and the fare is supposedly quite reasonable. But I think it's the part about being on board with all the men that she liked the most.
#2276I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 12:49amI get pretty talkative and outgoing...I'm not opposed to some bad karaoke or a Rock Band competition when I'm blitzed. I also turn into a damn comedian, or so I like to think. I'm a super happy drunk; I've been on the floor worshiping the porcelain throne many times, but I'm always still in a good mood. I totally get handsy, though. And skanky, obviously, but that happens when I'm sober too.
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#2277I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 1:22am
I'm not opposed to some bad karaoke or a Rock Band competition when I'm blitzed
Ok seriously I'm always up for some half drunken bad karaoke. I can just see it now...we've all had 1 too many singing (off key) some Dobie Gray: "Gimme the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll and drift away..." YAY!!!
P.S. I kick so much ASS in Guitar Hero!! It's almost shameful how many asses have literally fallen from their owner's bodies after I've rocked hardcore!!!
#2278I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 2:46amLOL tofu! I'm embarrassingly good at Guitar Hero. Last time I went to the bar at home, my friends and I entered and won a Rock Band play-off. We slaughtered the competition while drunk, because I can play "Enter Sandman" like it's nobody's business. Too bad I have no real skills.
#2279I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 3:11am
I'm a weepy drunk. There's a very very brief period where I like to tidy everything up, and then I start crying. So I don't drink. ;D But caffeine and sugar make me crazy, so I drink Coca-cola and no-one generally cares I'm sober. I don't need booze to get up and karaoke, so it's all good. :)
#2280I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 7:12amI'm pretty much the same as when I'm sober. Except I drunk dial. And occasionally get the bed spins...
#2281I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 7:15amI'm pretty much like Tofu and Jag. Outgoing, happy, sleezy. I just want to be loved LOL
#2282I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 7:25am
OMG, this thread is freaking cracking me up.
I love the whole karaoke drunk thing, but I SUCK at Guitar Hero!
#2283I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 8:05am
I love the whole karaoke drunk thing, but I SUCK at Guitar Hero!
Me too Stockard. I'm really horrible. But I've been known to KICK A** at Dance Dance Revolution!
#2284I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:10am
Well, good morning ladies!
Haha, I avoid being drunk.... but I am a happy drunk when I do choose to drink (I'm underage but I'm in college so it's pretty much unavoidable). I am pretty funny when I'm drunk on life though!
And I am okay at Rockband....
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#2285I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:18amOK, I want to join this outing.........for the pleasure of meeting tofu in real life (you are a riot!) I have already partied with Stockard (and loved it!) Girls outings are THE BEST!!!!!!
#2286I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 9:51am
Girls outings are THE BEST!!!!!!
AGREED!
#2288I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 10:42am
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#2289I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 10:43am
I'm pretty much like Tofu and Jag. Outgoing, happy, sleezy. I just want to be loved LOL
Don't we all BB...don't we all? We all want to be loved by some preferably nameless, faceless person in the dark corner of the bar where hands and lips are-a flyin'!!! Or is that just me?
Yeah I think I have a thing for poorly lit nooks and crannies where it's all too possible to NOT see the honking red pustule known as a cold sore protruding from someone's upper lip. And wake up the next morning pissed, in every sense of the word!!!
And HellsBells2, I'd love to meet you as well!!!
Well ladies have an absolutely fabulous day. I'm off to go find another job in Raleigh and maybe scope out some apartment buildings because I'm thinking about moving *fingers crossed* Wish me some f*ckin' LUCK!!!
Ciao!!!
#2290I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 10:51am
#2292I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 11:35am
We all want to be loved by some preferably nameless, faceless person in the dark corner of the bar where hands and lips are-a flyin'!!! Or is that just me?
Nope, that's me too and probably most of the other people on this board LOL. And good luck finding a place/job!
#2294I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 11:51am
"We all want to be loved by some preferably nameless, faceless person in the dark corner of the bar where hands and lips are-a flyin'!!! Or is that just me?" - LOL. Definitely not just you. And good luck today!
I've decided to skip class today and go to a hair salon I've never been to before to get bangs. Yay, spontaneity.
blonde, I find that if you're good at Guitar Hero, you're bad at DDR and vice versa. I suck at DDR with the magnitude of Paris Hilton on a greasy socialite boy. It's that bad.
#2295I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 11:57amLOL JAG! Yeah that pretty much describes me attempting to play Guitar Hero. You'd think I had zero rhythm and absolutely no motor skills.
#2296I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 1:41pm
"I suck at DDR with the magnitude of Paris Hilton on a greasy socialite boy. It's that bad."
Haha! That made me laugh embarrassingly loud (I'm in the school library right now)!! Nice image :-p
Today is going well... I am pretty sure I just aced my US History test!! Booya!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#2297I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 2:22pm
"We all want to be loved by some preferably nameless, faceless person in the dark corner of the bar where hands and lips are-a flyin'!!! Or is that just me?"
GAWD it's been sooooooooooo long since that's happened for me. Damn....would love for some of that action soon...seriously. But that pretty much described every trip to Mexico and every weekend in college for me. :) How about the maze party? Where one of the fraternities constructed a giant maze that wound through their house. It was dark and debaucherous. There were some not-so-good things that happened in there, but most of the craziness was very fun in the very dark maze. You made your way through with the help of glow sticks and, let's just say....it was FUN. Haha...
Back to the trip- Maisie, Schmerg and the other underagers you can still join us! We'll definitely go to an all inclusive place...where you all can join us!
Tofu- I'm a funny drunk apparently. I'm very naturally gregarious anyway and become more so when I'm drinking. :)
#2298I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 3:22pm
How about the maze party? Where one of the fraternities constructed a giant maze that wound through their house.
OMG I've never heard of that before but it's GENIUS!
#2299I enjoy being a girl
Posted: 2/27/09 at 3:25pmThere is this guy I know who has these amazing sexy lips who I'd love to make out with. 'Cept I'm married so ........
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