I know, right?? I want to give that woman a makeover ASAP.
First of all, I am WAY excited about Noah being on here!! I feel like I already know you. Welcome.
and tofu..L..O..L!!! I'm actually thinking that Mom Gang isn't such a bad idea..Me, danmag, and Stockard reeking havoc in a minivan. Love it!
I can picture that van....
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
HI everyone!
I don't really have much to say...just wanted to say hello and that I'm sorry I'm not here too much these days. Between the craziness that is work and my newfound obsession with FB Uno, my time is limited.
Hope everyone has fun Halloween plans. I'm a witch. Oh and I have a costume too..ha ha. xo
Tofu- You're cool.
You don't have a creepy vibe anyway. :)
Wait Noah is here? As in Maisie's Noah? Hey Noah!
And that teacher looks like this geek in HS who was stalking me on Facebook so much that I had to de-friend him. Those of you who are my facebook friends can probably figure out who it was by the ridonkulous amount of comments he left on all of my status updates.
We switched to Verizon FIOS and now have the Black Belt channel. Right now Henry is watching a kickboxing tournement and these women are beating the CRAP out of each other. Nice.
LOL Stock...was it Doug?
Just kidding!
NO! It was this PSYCHO guy named Chris Slack. Apparently alot of people have been de-friending him. My friend Wendy said she checked her "invitations" section the other day for the first time in a long time and he had sent her about 30 things.
Ah...nothing quite as bizarre as the crazy high school FB stalker. I think that's probably more common than we think...
Thank God for the "Remove the connection" button!
I^^ Yes! I am SO glad there is that!
And I hate how facebook suggests who you should "reconnect" with. They suggested this one guy I went to HS with, well, he went to Military school halfway through. So I clicked his profile to see what was there. 2 Months ago he jumped in front of a train and committed suicide... I didn't know this until facebook told me to "reconnect" with him. I looked on the page and everyone wrote "I miss you! Facebook told me to reconnect with you" and it kept on telling me to reconnect and so I deleted him but it was just too creepy for my tastes.
Haahahaha, Tofu, those summaries are fabulous. I think you should be in charge of writing the next edition of the Encyclopedia.
And Pianolin-- YIKES! That's in response to both the bizz about the teacher and all the stuff about the guy who KILLED HIMSELF. That is terrifying.
I've been rehearsing my death scene for Narnia all day, which is very slow and involves me crawling pathetically across the stage whimpering. So I am covered in dust. And all bruised. And my voice is hoarse from making horrible growl and howl noises during the fight scene. I probably looked like I was doing some twisted Walk of Shame when leaving school today...
Facebook keeps telling me to reconnect with a guy I LIVE WITH. It'd be quite nice if it gave it a frickin' rest. Or at least compared "Weez doesn't talk to this person" with "does this person even use Facebook anymore?" and advised me to reconnect with someone who actually logs in once in a while. O_O
I don't know what has made me smile more this evening; the arrival of Noah, or the return of Tofu's IEBAG descriptions.
They're both pretty awesome, it must be said. ^_^
I bought a pumpkin today. No idea what I'm going to carve into it, but that's tomorrow's problem I guess. And then I'm celebrating Hallowe'en in my own inimitable style by going to see a play about ENRON. I'm just that much of a party girl.
piano that is HORRIBLE!!!!!
I not only hate how they suggest who to friend, but people's walls who I am ALREADY friends with that I should write on. If I want to write on their wall, or I have something to tell them I will dammit!
I am hating this suggestion thing. Why does it ALWAYS choose people I don't actually want to talk to? It just reminds me of their unfortunate existence. And thus, I have no interest in "making Facebook better for them."
Who was asking about crushes? I have a new, pathetic one! He's in one of my classes. I've never talked to him, probably never will, but he's cute, not a douche (about 98% of the guys at my college are extreme douches, so this is refreshing), and he would still be taller than me if I wore heels (this is very hard to find and very important). Today I sneezed, he said "bless you" and I almost threw myself at him. It's pretty sad.
Yeah, or the ones that say......"so in so only has 11 friends. Suggest more friends for them!"
In most cases, these people obviously aren't using Facebook very much so they don't need more friends. I have a friend who only joined to send messages out to our sorority alumni group which is only about 11 of us that actually do any events anymore. So that's all she has on her friend list. She doesn't want any more damn friends.
On a new note....my friend Matt and his partner's surrogate is being induced today so he's about to become a new daddy. I'm so happy for them!
Aw Tofu!
Hahah, that was a fabulous idea & a good review if I do say so myself.
It is good to be back to BWW <3
JustaGirl - I was the one who brought up crushes. I think it was mainly just because I wanted to say how obsessed I am with Mitch Jarvis lately, but I digress.
That's exciting about this man-crush! I have yet to find, well, any boys at my college who aren't douchey, asexual, or gay. I'm a master at these awkward, unrequited crushes so I feel for you :0).
Next time just smile & say thank you. And then throw yourself at him. It'll be a good idea.
:0P
And yay for the new daddies! <3
I get to wear trashy 80's costume to work tomorrow morning :-P I am excited.
I am also excited because I got an email from the boy this morning.... it didn't say anything, but there was a mp3 of Jack Johnson's Banana Pancakes attached.... and that doesn't strike me as a "just friends" song!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
I don't get to wear my 80's costume tomorrow morning, but I will be all night! It's not as extravagant as I wouldve liked but I hope it all comes together with hair & make up, which I plan on figuring out eventually.
Yay for the boy news!
I don't have any of that unfortunately, just with famous people whom I do not know personally; in which case the only news is that Mitch Jarvis has yet to accept my Facebook friend request.
Mitch Jarvis is a sexy beast
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
Aaahh, you have no idea. <3
Pardon my expression but that man could walk into my job right now, kick my friend in the head, ask me to run away with him and I would more than likely say yes.
I dressed up as Lord Licorice from Candy Land for school today, false mustache and All. I look terrifying!
that man could walk into my job right now, kick my friend in the head, ask me to run away with him and I would more than likely say yes.
LOL!! That's terrible!!
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