I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!- Page 183
I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!
#4550happiness :D
Posted: 1/27/10 at 10:28am
strummer, sounds like you're never safe in that class! I hate when people reek of pot in classes and around me. If I want to smell that ****, I want to be able to smoke it too (theoretically speaking).
tofu, what a tool. Good for you for being "mean." That guy sounds like a complete nightmare.
#4551happiness :D
Posted: 1/27/10 at 10:40am
JAG, I actually do like the class and if you get rid of Reefer and Mr. Mainstream it will be all good. It is my best class this term and my professor likes me. But Reefer is always late to class, sits behind me, and sometimes falls asleep. Never involved in any class discussions whatsoever. Now that was the first time I smelled pot on him but before I even had a class with him he always had 'the look' of a pothead.
Mr. Mainstream talked about Spongebob Squarepants last class, I shat you not.
#4552happiness :D
Posted: 1/27/10 at 8:55pmI just came back from my first meditation class...I am so freaking zen it's ridiculous.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4553happiness :D
Posted: 1/27/10 at 11:05pmWell I had my frst Yoga class of the semester & busted up some of the capillaries by my clavicle. I now have lovely red stretch-mark looking things on my shoulders.
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#4554happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 2:30amMy show opens tomorrow. It's 11:30pm right now, but I am not tired at all...and I've kind of really like the same guy for a year now, but he has a girlfriend. And OF COURSE the girlfried is a cheerleader! And gorgeous! Life is so unfair. I hate him. /teenagegirlrant
"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4555happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 8:17amCan we please just get rid of the Duggar family? They are just too weird.
KFTC!!!!!
#4556happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 9:36am
Stock, I agree.... the freak me out!
I am so stressed out today... I found out yesterday that I have to pay for my books out of pocket and I have no money! I am getting one book tomorrow morning and then very quickly BSing my way through the first assignment which is due at 11am (thank go we get to redo this one). I also just found out that there was a glitch in the school email and I have an assignment due for tonight writing class... grrrr. On top of this I have to go and pick out costumes for a show that I kinda want nothing to do with anymore and go to my stepdad's gig tonight after class. I think sleep is going to be optional tonight.
On the plus side of things, that guy (I will call him C) is talking to me again. He was txting me all through choir yesterday. So at least I am not being ignored or avoided at the moment.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#4557happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 1:18pm
Kels, yay about the guy, nay about the books. It'll work itself out. I know many college students who just never buy their books...BS can take you a long way!
I know I've complained about OKCupid before...I got the best message ever this morning (and I've gotten some, um, memorable ones). This super nerdy-looking mother****er who I've never talked to before (actually, I don't talk to anyone on there) offered me $400 to sleep with him. Now, I'm honored that I am apparently pretty pricy, but...HELLO! NOT A HOOKER! WTF? I'm deleting it.
#4558happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 1:26pmOh OK Cupid is hilarious sometimes.... there are some serious pervs on there!
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#4559happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 1:36pm
Speaking of pervs, I've been using Craigslist to look for jobs. I had never been on there before (I know, what century am I living in??) Well, wtf is up with all the guys taking pictures of their d*cks and asking women if they want to come over and "service" them during their lunch hour. Are women REALLY doing that????
It cracks me up!!!! It's almost more entertaining than BWW. Almost.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4560happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 1:41pmdanmag, whenever I get bored I go to Casual Encounters and laugh at the dudes on there. I picked up one of my favorite random phrases from there..."yes, I AM real." As if no one could believe such a fine specimen exists. Missed Connections is always hilarious too, and a little more PG.
#4561happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 1:44pm
I'm always encouraged that a bunch of young, homely dudes claim they want to have sex with older women on there. It's nice to have such attractive options just waiting for me....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, I think I would shoot myself first.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4562happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 1:50pmThe opportunities are endless! So many young studs just waiting to be cougarized.
#4563happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 3:16pm
Wow, okay, I'm exhausted from performing in the One Acts at my school...
There's this guy at my school, who is definitely the class clown and a half, and he's a white guy with an extremely common name, but he goes by "Diego" by choice. He had a big part in the One Acts. But THEN, Diego skipped school yesterday morning. Five minutes before the One Acts, our director was informed by an administrator that because Diego had skipped school, he was not allowed to perform in the One Acts.
So, five minutes before curtain, my director grabbed me and told me I was filling in for Diego. I played a tiny part near the beginning of the play, and I was already in costume, so I went onstage, played my part, ran backstage, threw on Diego's costume (expect for pants, which obviously did not fit), ran onstage, and played his role-- a crazy carnival barker with a bushy mustache. I improvised a lot of the lines because I didn't have time to look at the script before I went onstage, but most people didn't notice anything was wrong.
Believe it or not, it went pretty well, haha. I have a bunch of pictures up on facebook of me trying to be Diego!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#4564happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 4:16pm
I know somebody who treats CraigsList personals like Jerry Springer, getting joy out of desperation, money shots, and the descriptions of people. He emails this crap with the proverbial LOL attachment. After about 3 weeks I just reported it as spam. Weirdest email was man seeking man homely guy in his mid-twenties seeking Early Bird Special crowd. There are no words if you saw the photos.
Kels- that sucks about your books. My first week back and I got a call from the IRS through my mother saying I still needed to fill out taxes or something like that because my Dad moved my account without my knowledge or consent. I literally thought for a moment that agents would bust my door down to send me to jail. But back to you: yay for guy!
Schmerg that sounds hilarious. Is it the pictures of you in the white wig?
JAG- I gotta say men really suck at projecting you. You deserve better.
My life: Mr. Mainstream got called out in class today for writing papers that does nothing but trash all the films we have seen. He also gave me a look and wanted to respond after I made my statement about the male lead and gender roles about a movie we watched that divided the class on gender lines. Basically I found out today he was a bit of a misogynist and possibly anti-choice (Sidenote: the film was about abortion and he did call the abortionist a baby killer as a joke). He continued to think aloud while watching a film commenting on the state of the projector that distorted the color of the movie. But boy did he get karma today with Mr. Munchies sitting in back of him looking like he toked one earlier.
#4565happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 4:55pm
Strummergirl-- no, that was me as the Judge in another play (I was in two plays last night in the One Acts). His role was a Carnival Barker! If you click on my profile, you'll see a ton of pictures of me in a fake mustache and a red jacket and cane. ^_^
HAHAHAHA, JAG! That is terrifying and hilarious!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
AndAllThatJazz22
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/8/08
#4566happiness :D
Posted: 1/28/10 at 5:00pm
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!! I have missed a whole lot.
"Well, wtf is up with all the guys taking pictures of their d*cks and asking women if they want to come over and "service" them during their lunch hour."
Sorry, that was me. My bad.
As for those musical theatre auditions that I had, SUCESS. I don't get to play the role I auditioned for full-time, but I get to play it for 1 performance (plus, I get to go on for the other kid if he's sick. Much like an understudy). 1 performance should be all I need. 
Today has been a good day, actually. The choreographer for my school's production suggested that I audition for a charity production of Into The Woods that he's choreographing!!! Auditions are next month, and the production starts performances this summer. He says that I appear to be a great Jack. Honestly, I have no idea why he suggested that I audition for this show (since he's hardly heard me sing, and I'm clearly the worst dancer in the class.. who is constantly seeking the most help), but f*ck yeah I'm going to audition!!!! What have I got to loose? Nothing is really going to happen if I don't get the part, and auditioning for a non-school musical will be a great experience (weather or not I get in).
Even though I'm having a good day, I've been really down lately. I've been trying SOO hard to breakaway from this 'awkward teenager' image, but people are still seeing me as 'the awkward teenager that you can't help but love'. It's really, really effecting me on an emotional level and I honestly don't know why. Yes, 99% of all teenagers are awkward, but I'm generally known throughout the school for my awkwardness. I just don't know weather or not I should keep trying to break away from the awkward image, or if I should accept that I am an awkward person and that's what will always be. It's had me really down lately, and I think other people are starting to notice.
"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.
#4567happiness :D
Posted: 1/29/10 at 6:19pm
So, C actually showed up for the last part of Choir today.... and promptly reminded me why I like him so damn much! A) the boy can sing! and more importantly B) he is such a good guy. 
After class I gave him the cd for class and asked him how he was doing and he said that he had been good but really busy and then he looked me right in the eye and said in a much quieter, sweeter voice "how are you?" I told him I was okay and we walked and talked about my book situation and the class he was dropping. He sounded actually concerned about me and said that he might know someone who has he book I need... we we're both almost late to class because we we're talking
It was very un-awkward.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu#4568happiness :D
Posted: 1/30/10 at 5:59pm
SQUEE!!!! My hubby just surprised me and bought me a mink coat!! I never would have said I was a mink coat type of girl, but I feel like a character in Mad Men and I'm never taking it off!!!!
He is such a good guy...
(my apologies to any PETA members in this thread - please don't throw cans of paint at me)
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#4569happiness :D
Posted: 1/30/10 at 6:28pm
One time my mom and I had been drinking and we had to go to the store, and I wore her full length fox to the grocery store. I felt like such a glam at the time, but the next day I was like "Why did I wear a full length fox to the A & P?"
Congrats danmag!
I went to a party last month and every single woman there except me and my friend Jen were wearing furs. I guess they forgot to send us the memo.
KFTC!!!!!
#4570happiness :D
Posted: 1/30/10 at 8:54pm
I will politely stay out of this fur discussion...except to say eewwww.
#4571happiness :D
Posted: 1/30/10 at 9:23pm
Yesterday an old woman walked into the cafe my friend works at wearing different animal furs LITERALLY head to toe.
That bothers me, but your husband being a sweetheart is something different, congrats! Haha.
As long as you don't decide you need to murder 104 chinchillas to make a floor length coat with matching hat in the future, haha.
Goshen doesn't do High-School-shows.
#4572happiness :D
Posted: 1/31/10 at 8:22am
LOL....at least it wasn't made out of 101 dalmatians.
Although I've always considered making a giant fur hat out of Prince when his time comes...
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4573happiness :D
Posted: 1/31/10 at 12:12pm
Hey, if he's already dead, right? It's a great way to remember him.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
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