'Sup ladies?! (I said a variation of that to a girl I thought was hot the other day and it DID NOT have the desired effect. She thought I was nuts. So much for lesbian pickup lines huh?)
Just seeing how everyone's doing...well I hope.
Oh and count me in on the "I ain't got no cash" thingy. I know it's only January but it's not looking so good for anything to happen by the summer. Late in the year is a possibility I suppose but who knows?
And Star, of course you can go. I mean c'mon you're an integral part of the IEBAG thread now. You're stuck with us whether you like it or not.
Kels, I'm really sorry this whole thing hit you so hard. If it helps just think about the next time that jackass hurts another girl. Chances are he'll get herpes and be a walking pustule, both figuratively and literally.
So I don't know if you guys remember my homophobic, misogynistic, poor excuse for a human being coworker "Assy McGee" but he asked me out yesterday. Like out, out. Dinner, drinks, dress and strappy heels OUT!!! The way he asked wasn't nearly as vile as I thought it would be but just when I was starting to not hate his ever-lovin' guts he followed it up with a well placed "your butt would probably look good in a mini skirt". Ain't love GRAND??!! Needless to say I turned him down not once but 3 times in a row and he had the nerve to say that
I was mean and that I hurt his feelings. What the f*ck ever.
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed