Lordy, lordy, lordy.... this day! I am seriously soo f*cking stressed out... I have a paper due tonight that I kinda forgot about, a shift at work that I cannot get out of, a HUGE history test that I am not ready for tomorrow morning, AND I just found out that I have a termination notice for NYSEG! Well, I was like "sh*t. but okay I got this... I'll have my mom drive me up to Tompkins Community Action (the awesome help place for people like me who are effing poor) at 11 and they will put a hold on my NYSEG account and pay part of the bill to keep my power on.... well, my mom locked her keys in the car so now I get to go up there tomorrow at 9am and then haul ass over to my 11am test! I am okay now, but for a good hour and a half I thought I was going to have a mental breakdown in Starbucks! I just need to make it through to 12pm tomorrow and then I will be okay!
The good news is that me and my guy picked a song or our duet.... we're doing Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow's Picture (it was his idea and it just happens to be one of my favorite songs)! Well, we finally got to rehearse it a bit yesterday and HOLY CRAP... it is going to sound AMAZING! He is one of the most talented guys I know. He has this amazing voice... I actually think he sounds better then Kid Rock (he KILLS that "I was off to drink you away!" line). I will make sure to have my mom tape the concert in May so you guys can see what I am talking about
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu
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