Tofu is secretly a 95 year old man.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Tofu is secretly a 95 year old man.
SKINNY THREAD ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
SOUND THE ALARM!!
LADIES!! I've missed you all! I was out of town for a while, but I'm back and I'm exhausted.
I hope everyone is doing well! =D
I've missed so much in this thread it's not even funny. I have to go back and catch up!
Actually, I think that is tofu.
I don't have a facebook either. Therefore I am a creepy internet stalker. I'm going after all of you. Bwahah.
YES INDEED!
Hey Shannon! Welcome back! Did you have a good time in San Antonio (LOVE that city!)?
I'm going to be creepy and friend newgirl now.
I am drunk. That is all. So what else is new...
I am already regretting this post.
And I missed what you had before you edited it! Damn!
Never creepy, JAG. I accepted.
I'm packin' up for Vegas..woohooooo. And my cat must sense that I'm leaving because he's crawling all over me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
I don't know if I've ever laughed so hard in my life at this friggin' thread!!!! Me, Tofu as a 95 year old man?! HAHAHA!!! I honestly think you girls forget sometimes that I'm black, so if anything I'd be Morgan Freeman:
The biggest reason I don't want a FB is because I live in 2 VERY DIFFERENT worlds. On one hand I'm the straight, good Christian girl who goes to church 3 times a week and knocks on people's doors talking about the bible. In my "other" world I'm a huge homo who likes getting f*cked up on cheap Tequila on the weekends with her "other" friends. If I were on FB I have no doubt that those two worlds would collide and the fallout would be, for the lack of a better word, catastrophic!!!! The last thing I'd need is to get friend requests from my Christian friends who want to have a prayer meeting, then get a request from a foxy lez I met at work. Nuh-uh...too much potential drama. Maybe I'll get one eventually but today just ain't the day.
And believe me I swear I'm not a 95 year old man. Just go back to the pages with all of our baby pictures. Add some glasses and 4 more feet and that's me.
Oh and Jag, I must say...I LOVE your avi. I've never wanted to be a pink pill so badly in my life. DAMN!!!
Welcome back Shannon, missed you girl!!!
well boo! you should at least get a twitter!
and did you come out to your cousin? how did that whole thing go?
btw, here are my glasses. they are now black and bigger than before, but I didn't feel like trying to take a good picture lol so this is what you get!
Piano, can I just say how great I think it is that you have the same expression in about 75.2% of your pictures!
LOL yes yes! I love it, and I can't wait to use it when I get a picture with Allison! My friends think we should ban it... I'm like NONONO!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
Well that whole "coming out" thing didn't even happen. I was literally sitting on pins and needles the whole day waiting to pick him up from the airport but he never showed. Come to find out my new cousin, she's only a month old, she had some doctor's appointments this entire week so my cousin, her brother, wanted to be in Philly to help his mom out with that. So now I'm flustered about it again. I'm just hoping that when the time does come I won't chicken out and wind up telling him some outlandish story about me being engaged to a prince from Persia or some such sh*t.
And I love your new frames Piano...very chic Mr. Man.
LOL well I hope you would never tell anyone that!
But yeah, when the time comes, you'll know :)
It should feel natural, so don't for a thing! if you aren't comfortable, then don't do it. Only when you are ready :) That's what I did
tofu, don't dwell! Like everyone said, you'll feel it when the time is right. Worrying can't change anything. I have to say, I admire you for keeping a strong identity in both of your "worlds." Eventually, you'll get to live entirely in the one you choose.
And thank you for the avatar compliment! It's from the cover of my copy of "Valley of the Dolls," only the best/most awful book ever written. I thought it appropriately conveyed my love of tacky things and drugs.
Piano, love the glasses (and your wall)! So cute!
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