SAMN-- that's horrible that people pressure you to talk about your love life (or lack thereof). I think I know how you feel... I've always been a really unromantic person, and I remember when I was seven years old, my best friend asked me who I had a crush on, and I said, "No one. I'm seven." I was a weird kid... she kept pestering me until I picked the name of some random kid, and even when I was in eighth grade, she was convinced that I was head-over-heels for this random guy who I named when I was seven years old.
Even now, I have a really great guy friend who I do have a massive crush on, but I wouldn't want to date him because I like being friends better... and I would be the WORST girlfriend, because I'm just not a mushy person. Because our friendship seems a lot like dating from an outside perspective-- we don't see each other a lot, but we go out and do fun stuff together when we do-- people are always asking if we're dating, and it's so awkward. My mom even refers to him as my boyfriend. Random people in movie theatres refer to him as my boyfriend. It's creepy.
Besides, SAMN, we all know all of your affection is saved up for Josh Groban!
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
Good thing we saw the fireworks last night.
