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#26

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 2:44pm

And right on cue, the blood donation folks at work come around asking for donors. Every since I made a stick of being asked publicly and having to turn them down again and again, (I actually shouted, 'I have sex with men. I am ineligible. Stop asking!' they now like to say, 'We know we can't ask YOU...but what about your other people??'

I understand the need, so I bite my tongue...but THESE BITCHES.

#27

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 2:46pm

I would take them to the 8th Ave Buddy Booths for sensitivity training.

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#28

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 4:12pm

Just tell them that half the office is anemic, a quarter have hepatitus, and the other quarter are gay.

But be nice and offer them a mint or something.

....but the world goes 'round

#29

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 4:15pm

A Werthers would work with this friggin Jurassic Park of an admin staff.

#30

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 4:24pm

Robbie - we have three octogenarians in our suite - we do not have a candy dish, we have a Depends dispenser!

#31

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 4:26pm

They've decided to change some stuff around for our health plan here at work...which is whatever. That's the way the world is now.

The number of Medicare recipients who are still working here that are bitching makes me want to poison their Ensure.

#32

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 4:33pm

Sing it! I have become so unpleasantly ageist in the last few years. Two of them are charming and full of great stories and I often go to them for legal advice. The other is a paranoid narcissist! NOT a great combination!

#33

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 4:41pm

What does a paranoid narcissist say?

I'm out to get myself.

....but the world goes 'round

#34

The FDA Banned Homosexuals from Donating Blood?

Posted: 11/13/13 at 4:45pm

Out to get him because he is the greatest! Or, you have stolen something from me even though I do not own it, but I should have it because I am the greatest. Basically a complete asshole!

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