I Talked To Jesus

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 2:04pm

I Talked To Jesus
It was just last night
He stood near my bed
All dressed in white

He spoke of the Rapture
His arms open wide
I saw marks in his hands
The wound in his side

Tonight I'm in a hospital
On a locked mental ward
I'm not the only one
Been talking to the Lord

Doug here sees demons
Seems he tied one on
Bobby claims he's Buddha
Ned thinks he's Napoleon

Tomorrow it's shock treatment
10 should do the trick
Just want to be normal
God knows I've been sick

Got to come to my senses
Get well and go home
Spend time with my girl
Leave that mushroom alone

Jim Colyer ascap
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[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 2:16pm

Step away from the shrooms. Try shamboiling - or shtrolling.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 2:19pm

LOetc

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 7:55pm

Hey Jim Boy He has been dead for over 2000 years

Stop smoking what you are smoking

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:18pm

Go eat some turds

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:25pm

[ljay889]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:29pm

Can't wait to ignore this imbecile and his inane lyrics.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:39pm

Jane, were you talking to Roxy or the racist?

[Playbilly]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 9:18pm

If you sing Jim's lyrics to "Boogie Oogie Oogie", the song's not half bad.

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 9:26pm

Jordan, I was talking to JCWS of course!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 9:58pm

Jordan - take another nasty pill today did we?

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 8/24/13 at 11:49pm

Jordan's all kindsa nasty, and I like it!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 3:36am

Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 4:03am

Hate to say it but Jesus died for his own sins.

[jnb9872]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 7:53am

Namo, you forgot to add "Patti Smith ascap" to the end of your tag.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:50am

Good. He finally took my advice. Except he's still posting this dog doo doo.