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I Talked To Jesus

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Jim Colyer
#1I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 2:04pm

I Talked To Jesus
It was just last night
He stood near my bed
All dressed in white

He spoke of the Rapture
His arms open wide
I saw marks in his hands
The wound in his side

Tonight I'm in a hospital
On a locked mental ward
I'm not the only one
Been talking to the Lord

Doug here sees demons
Seems he tied one on
Bobby claims he's Buddha
Ned thinks he's Napoleon

Tomorrow it's shock treatment
10 should do the trick
Just want to be normal
God knows I've been sick

Got to come to my senses
Get well and go home
Spend time with my girl
Leave that mushroom alone

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Liza's Headband
#2I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 2:16pm

Step away from the shrooms. Try shamboiling - or shtrolling.

FindingNamo
#2I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 2:19pm

LOetc


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Mr Roxy
#3I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 7:55pm

Hey Jim Boy He has been dead for over 2000 years

Stop smoking what you are smoking


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Jane2
#4I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:18pm

Go eat some turds


<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

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TheatreDiva90016
#5I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:25pm

I Talked To Jesus


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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ljay889
#6I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:29pm

Can't wait to ignore this imbecile and his inane lyrics.

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Jordan Catalano
#7I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 8:39pm

Jane, were you talking to Roxy or the racist?

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Playbilly
#8I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 9:18pm

If you sing Jim's lyrics to "Boogie Oogie Oogie", the song's not half bad.


"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

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Jane2
#9I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 9:26pm

Jordan, I was talking to JCWS of course!


<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

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Mr Roxy
#10I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 9:58pm

Jordan - take another nasty pill today did we?


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Jungle Red
#11I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/24/13 at 11:49pm

Jordan's all kindsa nasty, and I like it!

FindingNamo
#12I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/25/13 at 3:36am

Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine.


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SNAFU
#13I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/25/13 at 4:03am

Hate to say it but Jesus died for his own sins.


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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jnb9872
#14I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/25/13 at 7:53am

Namo, you forgot to add "Patti Smith ascap" to the end of your tag.


Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.

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Marianne2
#15I Talked To Jesus
Posted: 8/25/13 at 10:50am

Good. He finally took my advice. Except he's still posting this dog doo doo.


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