I'm so gonna regret posting this:
Jake...
Hey, come and check my bubble butt
Notice that I am uncut.
Place your tongue beneath my skin.
Release the ecstasy within.
As I go down I contemplate...
How do you grow your beard so straight?
Mine just grows out in a friz.
Let me sculpt it with your jizz.
Jordan and I will leave you knackered:
the experience should justify a placard.
So chill man, and don't get crabby.
Relax and watch some Downton Abbey.
Updated On: 9/28/12 at 11:34 AM