I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
#1I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:16pm
Jake Jake you are great
Me and you should really date
It's ok if you like chicks
I'll change your mind with my sexy tricks
You don't need a Witherspoon
Or a nasty Taylor poon
All you need is Jordan C
So to you, I make this plea
Donnie Darko Bubble Boy
You can always bring me joy
Let me do the same for you
You'll be amazed by this super Jew
I'll do things you've never seen
Brokeback Mountain will seem so clean
We'll tear the sheets and spray the walls
Something Something with your balls
Ice Cream Sundae, Candy Corn
We can make some dirty porn
Just for us of course, you see
But we'll show our Grandkids
You
and
Me
I love you...
Updated On: 9/22/12 at 11:16 PM
#2I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:20pmAw, you should write for Hallmark.
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$
#3I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:25pm
You think, what do you want?
You think, make a decision...
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#5I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:41pmI'm not sure which I like more, Jake with beard or Jake sans.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#6I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:45pmJake is perfect no matter what he looks like.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#8I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm
In a bubble or on my bed
It's just like I have always said
Jake is perfect, this I know
Our love will surely only grow.
#9I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm
Yes, even there.
He is dreaminess personified. He is also taller than I thought, which is fiiiine.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#13I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:01am
I found this website with dozens of Gylly gifs. And look!
Jake and Jared!
#14I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:02amI don't like people objectifying the man I'm going to marry.
#15I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:04am
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#17I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:14am
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#18I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:15am
My personal favorite, from before he beefed up.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#19I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:27am
This has got to be my favorite line:
Something Something with your balls
I likededed your poem very much Jordan
Updated On: 9/23/12 at 12:27 AM
#20I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:31amRemember when he was up for the Michael Pitt part in The Dreamers but backed out 'cause of the full frontal nudity required? I mourn to this day.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#21I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:33amJordan, you should embroider it for him to hang in his dressing room. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#22I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:42am
That is so beautiful...
Brought a tear to my eye.
Something something......
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#23I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 8:30am
"What did you say, Jordan? You know I can never understand what you're saying when you talk with your mouth full."
#24I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.
Posted: 9/23/12 at 9:13amMarcelo Gomes is the Jake Gyllenhaal of ballet.
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