I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

#1

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:16pm

Jake Jake you are great
Me and you should really date
It's ok if you like chicks
I'll change your mind with my sexy tricks

You don't need a Witherspoon
Or a nasty Taylor poon
All you need is Jordan C
So to you, I make this plea

Donnie Darko Bubble Boy
You can always bring me joy
Let me do the same for you
You'll be amazed by this super Jew

I'll do things you've never seen
Brokeback Mountain will seem so clean
We'll tear the sheets and spray the walls
Something Something with your balls

Ice Cream Sundae, Candy Corn
We can make some dirty porn
Just for us of course, you see
But we'll show our Grandkids
You
and
Me


I love you...

Updated On: 9/22/12 at 11:16 PM

#2

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:20pm

Aw, you should write for Hallmark.

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#3

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:21pm

They won't hire me cuz I'm too dirty.

#4

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:25pm

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You think, what do you want? You think, make a decision...

#5

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:33pm

Updated On: 9/22/12 at 11:33 PM

#6

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:41pm

I'm not sure which I like more, Jake with beard or Jake sans.

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#7

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:45pm

Jake is perfect no matter what he looks like.

#8

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:48pm

#9

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm

In a bubble or on my bed
It's just like I have always said
Jake is perfect, this I know
Our love will surely only grow.

#10

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm

Yes, even there.

He is dreaminess personified. He is also taller than I thought, which is fiiiine.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#11

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:52pm

Fantastic

#12

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:56pm

Oh my God, he's so gorgeous.

#13

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:56pm

#14

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:01am

I found this website with dozens of Gylly gifs. And look!

Jake and Jared!

#15

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:02am

I don't like people objectifying the man I'm going to marry.

#16

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:04am

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"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

#17

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:04am

#18

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:14am

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#19

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:15am

My personal favorite, from before he beefed up.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#20

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:27am

This has got to be my favorite line:


Something Something with your balls


I likededed your poem very much Jordan

Updated On: 9/23/12 at 12:27 AM

#21

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:31am

Remember when he was up for the Michael Pitt part in The Dreamers but backed out 'cause of the full frontal nudity required? I mourn to this day.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#22

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:33am

Jordan, you should embroider it for him to hang in his dressing room. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

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#23

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:42am

That is so beautiful...

Brought a tear to my eye.


Something something......

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#24

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 8:30am

"What did you say, Jordan? You know I can never understand what you're saying when you talk with your mouth full."

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#25

I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

Posted: 9/23/12 at 9:13am

Marcelo Gomes is the Jake Gyllenhaal of ballet.

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