I Writed A Love Poem To Jake.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:16pm

Jake Jake you are great
Me and you should really date
It's ok if you like chicks
I'll change your mind with my sexy tricks

You don't need a Witherspoon
Or a nasty Taylor poon
All you need is Jordan C
So to you, I make this plea

Donnie Darko Bubble Boy
You can always bring me joy
Let me do the same for you
You'll be amazed by this super Jew

I'll do things you've never seen
Brokeback Mountain will seem so clean
We'll tear the sheets and spray the walls
Something Something with your balls

Ice Cream Sundae, Candy Corn
We can make some dirty porn
Just for us of course, you see
But we'll show our Grandkids
You
and
Me


I love you...





Updated On: 9/22/12 at 11:16 PM

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:20pm

Aw, you should write for Hallmark.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:21pm

They won't hire me cuz I'm too dirty.

[Addison D.]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:25pm

[Wynbish]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:33pm

Updated On: 9/22/12 at 11:33 PM

[Kad]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:41pm

I'm not sure which I like more, Jake with beard or Jake sans.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:45pm

Jake is perfect no matter what he looks like.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:48pm

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm

In a bubble or on my bed
It's just like I have always said
Jake is perfect, this I know
Our love will surely only grow.

[Kad]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:51pm

Yes, even there.

He is dreaminess personified. He is also taller than I thought, which is fiiiine.

[dtzumbrunnen]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:52pm

Fantastic

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:56pm

Oh my God, he's so gorgeous.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 9/22/12 at 11:56pm

[Wynbish]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:01am

I found this website with dozens of Gylly gifs. And look!

Jake and Jared!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:02am

I don't like people objectifying the man I'm going to marry.

[CapnHook]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:04am

[Wynbish]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:04am

[Kad]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:14am

[Kad]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:15am

My personal favorite, from before he beefed up.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:27am

This has got to be my favorite line:


Something Something with your balls


I likededed your poem very much Jordan

Updated On: 9/23/12 at 12:27 AM

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:31am

Remember when he was up for the Michael Pitt part in The Dreamers but backed out 'cause of the full frontal nudity required? I mourn to this day.

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:33am

Jordan, you should embroider it for him to hang in his dressing room. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 12:42am

That is so beautiful...

Brought a tear to my eye.


Something something......

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 8:30am

"What did you say, Jordan? You know I can never understand what you're saying when you talk with your mouth full."

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/23/12 at 9:13am

Marcelo Gomes is the Jake Gyllenhaal of ballet.