Remeber those extra-large Pixie Stix? They were like a yard long. My dream in life was to have one. My mother never let me.
This is, of course, the same mother who gave me Pepsi with meals instead of milk. She was an enigma.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 11/15/05 at 09:49 PM