I hate Goats — Page 2

#26

I hate Goats

Posted: 7/16/12 at 3:11pm

Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you the monkey/puppy Dude?

What about da widdle baby goats???

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#27

I hate Goats

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:02pm

Half of this act is adorable!

Updated On: 7/16/12 at 04:02 PM

#28

I hate Goats

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:05pm

100% Adorable...

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#29

I hate Goats

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:06pm

Plus--goat's milk is totally digestible to our lactose-intolerant friends.

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#30

I hate Goats

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:37pm

That goat has eat it's last violet!

#31

I hate Goats

Posted: 8/1/12 at 1:02pm

Goats and speed do not mix

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#32

I hate Goats

Posted: 8/1/12 at 2:26pm

fun fact: Goat meat is the most widely consumed meat in the world. I wonder if I shouldn't start a franchise of Goat-Fil-A. Better than chicken cause it's made with love.

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#33

I hate Goats

Posted: 8/1/12 at 3:59pm

I hate pet goats.

#34

I hate Goats

Posted: 10/4/12 at 1:43pm

I just caught my dog in a most revolting situation. I just don't know what to do.

#35

I hate Goats

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:06pm

I think there is a canine Repairative Therapy program for just this sort of thing.

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#36

I hate Goats

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:36pm

This one would be great in The Nutty Profesor.
Jerry Lewis Goat

#37

I hate Goats

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:40pm

I am making Goats Head soup and find myself out of cho cho. Can I substitute fu fu?

#38

I hate Goats

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:54pm

This thread needs goat-gifs. NO! I take it baaaaaaack!!!

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#39

I hate Goats

Posted: 10/4/12 at 10:45pm

Too late!

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#40

I hate Goats

Posted: 10/4/12 at 10:50pm

Awwwww look it is a goat offering Joe a little tail!

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#41

I hate Goats

Posted: 2/15/13 at 10:23am

Now, you can hate goats too!
A supercut of goats that sound like humans

#42

I hate Goats

Posted: 2/16/13 at 5:02am

OK, that recipe makes me want to puke.

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#43

I hate Goats

Posted: 2/16/13 at 9:07am

Ewwwww....NASTY!!!!

#44

I hate Goats

Posted: 2/16/13 at 11:12am

Oddly enough, this was a song that Cole Porter had written for Kiss Me Kate.

I hate goats
They never seem to like my funny quotes

Then the producer had a meeting with Cole and said it was too expensive to hire a goat and a goat understudy for the production. Since they had already cast men and men understudies for the show, Cole rewrote the song to I Hate Men.

This has been an American Musical Theater Minute.

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#45

I hate Goats

Posted: 2/16/13 at 11:53am

I have a long history with the things. When I was a baby I was so badly colic that I had to take goat's milk instead of formula, followed by a traumatic encounter at the zoo when I was about five. My mother had me standing on the bottom rung of the fence they kept them behind and one of them jumped up at me and nipped at my face. And funnily enough making a dead-on goat noise is my hidden talent.

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#46

I hate Goats

Posted: 2/19/13 at 6:36am

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#47

I hate Goats

Posted: 2/19/13 at 10:18am

well Taz, obviously those people are just ASKING for it- giving an evil animal such an evil name. OF COURSE he's awful.

It gives me an idea for a novel: A Goat named Hitler.

#48

I hate Goats

Posted: 5/22/13 at 12:23pm

A goat made a daring, potentially life-saving escape Tuesday morning from a truck authorities believe was headed to a slaughterhouse. The goat, named Sky, fell or jumped while being driven across the Pulaski Skyway bridge, where she ran wild during the rush hour commute.

“The goat kept jumping over the divider and on top of cars,” Jersey City Police Capt. Edgar Martinez told 1010 WINS. “It was cornered and captured with a rope and we were able to walk it to the vehicle where it was taken out of the Skyway.”

Goat's final act? Spread mayhem, destruction on Jersey Bridge

#49

I hate Goats

Posted: 5/22/13 at 1:16pm

>> "I wonder if I shouldn't start a franchise of Goat-Fil-A. Better than chicken cause it's made with love."

...and more "Gay-friendly"