I hate Goats- Page 2

[Addison D.]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 3:11pm

Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you the monkey/puppy Dude?

What about da widdle baby goats???

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:02pm

Half of this act is adorable!

Updated On: 7/16/12 at 04:02 PM

[Addison D.]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:05pm

100% Adorable...

[Addison D.]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:06pm

Plus--goat's milk is totally digestible to our lactose-intolerant friends.

[morosco]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 4:37pm

That goat has eat it's last violet!

[tazber]

Posted: 8/1/12 at 1:02pm

Goats and speed do not mix

[artscallion]

Posted: 8/1/12 at 2:26pm

fun fact: Goat meat is the most widely consumed meat in the world. I wonder if I shouldn't start a franchise of Goat-Fil-A. Better than chicken cause it's made with love.

[jv92]

Posted: 8/1/12 at 3:59pm

I hate pet goats.

Posted: 10/4/12 at 1:43pm

I just caught my dog in a most revolting situation. I just don't know what to do.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:06pm

I think there is a canine Repairative Therapy program for just this sort of thing.

[Jon]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:36pm

This one would be great in The Nutty Profesor.
Jerry Lewis Goat

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:40pm

I am making Goats Head soup and find myself out of cho cho. Can I substitute fu fu?

[Playbilly]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 4:54pm

This thread needs goat-gifs. NO! I take it baaaaaaack!!!

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 10:45pm

Too late!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 10:50pm

Awwwww look it is a goat offering Joe a little tail!

Posted: 2/15/13 at 10:23am

Now, you can hate goats too!
A supercut of goats that sound like humans

[StockardFan]

Posted: 2/16/13 at 5:02am

OK, that recipe makes me want to puke.

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 2/16/13 at 9:07am

Ewwwww....NASTY!!!!

[Gothampc]

Posted: 2/16/13 at 11:12am

Oddly enough, this was a song that Cole Porter had written for Kiss Me Kate.

I hate goats
They never seem to like my funny quotes

Then the producer had a meeting with Cole and said it was too expensive to hire a goat and a goat understudy for the production. Since they had already cast men and men understudies for the show, Cole rewrote the song to I Hate Men.

This has been an American Musical Theater Minute.

[GlindatheGood22]

Posted: 2/16/13 at 11:53am

I have a long history with the things. When I was a baby I was so badly colic that I had to take goat's milk instead of formula, followed by a traumatic encounter at the zoo when I was about five. My mother had me standing on the bottom rung of the fence they kept them behind and one of them jumped up at me and nipped at my face. And funnily enough making a dead-on goat noise is my hidden talent.

[tazber]

Posted: 2/19/13 at 6:36am

Posted: 2/19/13 at 10:18am

well Taz, obviously those people are just ASKING for it- giving an evil animal such an evil name. OF COURSE he's awful.

It gives me an idea for a novel: A Goat named Hitler.

Posted: 5/22/13 at 12:23pm

A goat made a daring, potentially life-saving escape Tuesday morning from a truck authorities believe was headed to a slaughterhouse. The goat, named Sky, fell or jumped while being driven across the Pulaski Skyway bridge, where she ran wild during the rush hour commute.

“The goat kept jumping over the divider and on top of cars,” Jersey City Police Capt. Edgar Martinez told 1010 WINS. “It was cornered and captured with a rope and we were able to walk it to the vehicle where it was taken out of the Skyway.”

Goat's final act? Spread mayhem, destruction on Jersey Bridge

[John Adams]

Posted: 5/22/13 at 1:16pm

>> "I wonder if I shouldn't start a franchise of Goat-Fil-A. Better than chicken cause it's made with love."

...and more "Gay-friendly"