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#1

I hate Goats

They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns. I hate goats.
#2

I hate Goats

Curried goat is tasty, though.

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#3

I hate Goats

My coat is noisy and smells bad...so I hate coats.
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#4

I hate Goats

I hate gloaters too.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#5

I hate Goats

And now that I think of it...Ducks ain't no great prize either.
#6

I hate Goats

I heard Goats has been turned into a musical, and it's coming to Broadway next year!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#7

I hate Goats

What about Sylvia?
Poster Emeritus
#8

I hate Goats

Who?
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#9

I hate Goats

"Goats eat oats, and colts eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?"
#10

I hate Goats

Ask Edward Albee
Poster Emeritus
#11

I hate Goats


Sylvia was a dog first. Ask A.R. Gurney



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Updated On: 10/5/11 at 07:38 PM

#13

I hate Goats

I hate men for the exact same reason:

"They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns."


"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#14

I hate Goats

I love Randall.

Goats are ok. I thought the one who played Bobby in Doyle's "Company" a few years ago was pretty good.
....but the world goes 'round
#15

I hate Goats

Taz don't go making excuses for those horrible goats. You know they'd kill you if the had half a chance. Never turn your back on a goat.

Updated On: 10/6/11 at 11:40 AM

#16

I hate Goats

There is a goat in the cast of MISTER ROBERTS. In a regional production I was in, we had a pool where each entry could buy a guess as to how many times the goat would take a dump on the stage during the performance. The production was 21 perfs. Nobody won as nobody guessed 21 times. It was agreed we donate the pool money to charity.

Needless to say, the goat stopped the show every time. The ensuing laughter was a welcome break to an otherwise poor production of a great play.

Also come to think, many of the seabees from the cast, stayed on with the company for the next show, which was, of course, SOUTH PACIFIC.
#17

I hate Goats

Never work with children or goats.
#18

I hate Goats

My Jamaican neighbor brought me goat's head soup once.
....but the world goes 'round
#19

I hate Goats

Did it butt you?
#20

I hate Goats

Mannish Water/ Goathead Soup

Ingredients

4 lbs cut up goat's head
3 gallons of water
10 - 12 green bananas
1 lb flour for dumpling
1 lb coco
1 lb yam
1 lb carrot
1 lb cho cho
1 lb irish potato
1 lb yam
1/2 lb scallion
3 medium sized scotch bonnet peppers
4 sprig. Thyme
salt to taste





Cooking Directions

1.Clean and cutup goat's head, tripe and or goat's feet. Put 5 gallons of water to boiling temperature. Place meat in pot.
2.Let simmer for about 3 hours or until meat is tender. Add vegetables and seasoning. 3.Peel and add green bananas to pot and cook for another hour.
4.Make dumplings and add to pot. Let cook for another hour. Remove hot peppers! Adjust seasoning and amount of water if needed.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#21

I hate Goats

I could never get past step 1 of that recipe.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#22

I hate Goats

Surfing goats!

I hate Goats

I hate Goats

I hate Goats
....but the world goes 'round
#23

I hate Goats

I've been in contact with the Goat Ambassador and joe, I'm sorry to report they are not that fond of you either.
#24

I hate Goats

Personally or professionaly?
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#25

I hate Goats

Aw, come on. The fainting goats are so cute.

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