I hate Goats

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 3:14pm

They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns. I hate goats.

[Roscoe]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 3:24pm

Curried goat is tasty, though.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 3:36pm

My coat is noisy and smells bad...so I hate coats.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 4:19pm

I hate gloaters too.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 4:56pm

And now that I think of it...Ducks ain't no great prize either.

[best12bars]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 6:53pm

I heard Goats has been turned into a musical, and it's coming to Broadway next year!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 6:58pm

What about Sylvia?

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:02pm

Who?

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:12pm

"Goats eat oats, and colts eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?"

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:35pm

Ask Edward Albee

[Almira]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:38pm

Sylvia was a dog first. Ask A.R. Gurney

Updated On: 10/5/11 at 07:38 PM

[Eris0303]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 9:50pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deq0U8OkwDQ&feature=relmfu

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 10/5/11 at 10:30pm

I hate men for the exact same reason:

"They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns."

[tazber]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 5:54am

I love Randall.

Goats are ok. I thought the one who played Bobby in Doyle's "Company" a few years ago was pretty good.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:40am

Taz don't go making excuses for those horrible goats. You know they'd kill you if the had half a chance. Never turn your back on a goat.
Updated On: 10/6/11 at 11:40 AM

[tommyboy]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:03pm

There is a goat in the cast of MISTER ROBERTS. In a regional production I was in, we had a pool where each entry could buy a guess as to how many times the goat would take a dump on the stage during the performance. The production was 21 perfs. Nobody won as nobody guessed 21 times. It was agreed we donate the pool money to charity.

Needless to say, the goat stopped the show every time. The ensuing laughter was a welcome break to an otherwise poor production of a great play.

Also come to think, many of the seabees from the cast, stayed on with the company for the next show, which was, of course, SOUTH PACIFIC.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:20pm

Never work with children or goats.

[tazber]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:24pm

My Jamaican neighbor brought me goat's head soup once.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:27pm

Did it butt you?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:34pm

Mannish Water/ Goathead Soup

Ingredients

4 lbs cut up goat's head
3 gallons of water
10 - 12 green bananas
1 lb flour for dumpling
1 lb coco
1 lb yam
1 lb carrot
1 lb cho cho
1 lb irish potato
1 lb yam
1/2 lb scallion
3 medium sized scotch bonnet peppers
4 sprig. Thyme
salt to taste





Cooking Directions

1.Clean and cutup goat's head, tripe and or goat's feet. Put 5 gallons of water to boiling temperature. Place meat in pot.
2.Let simmer for about 3 hours or until meat is tender. Add vegetables and seasoning. 3.Peel and add green bananas to pot and cook for another hour.
4.Make dumplings and add to pot. Let cook for another hour. Remove hot peppers! Adjust seasoning and amount of water if needed.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/6/11 at 4:51pm

I could never get past step 1 of that recipe.

[tazber]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 2:29pm

Surfing goats!

[ChanceEncounter]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 2:35pm

I've been in contact with the Goat Ambassador and joe, I'm sorry to report they are not that fond of you either.

[wexy]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 2:48pm

Personally or professionaly?

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/16/12 at 3:08pm

Aw, come on. The fainting goats are so cute.