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#1I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 3:14pm

They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns. I hate goats.

Roscoe
#2I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 3:24pm

Curried goat is tasty, though.


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#2I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 3:36pm

My coat is noisy and smells bad...so I hate coats.


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#3I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 4:19pm

I hate gloaters too.


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#4I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 4:56pm

And now that I think of it...Ducks ain't no great prize either.

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#5I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 6:53pm

I heard Goats has been turned into a musical, and it's coming to Broadway next year!


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#6I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 6:58pm

What about Sylvia?


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#7I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:02pm

Who?


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#8I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:12pm

"Goats eat oats, and colts eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy too. Wouldn't you?"

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#9I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:35pm

Ask Edward Albee


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#10I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 7:38pm


Sylvia was a dog first. Ask A.R. Gurney



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Updated On: 10/5/11 at 07:38 PM

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#11I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 9:50pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deq0U8OkwDQ&feature=relmfu


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#12I hate Goats
Posted: 10/5/11 at 10:30pm

I hate men for the exact same reason:

"They think they are so great. And they are noisy and smell bad. Plus they take any opportunity to ram you with their damn horns."


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tazber
#13I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 5:54am

I love Randall.

Goats are ok. I thought the one who played Bobby in Doyle's "Company" a few years ago was pretty good.


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#14I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 11:40am

Taz don't go making excuses for those horrible goats. You know they'd kill you if the had half a chance. Never turn your back on a goat.
Updated On: 10/6/11 at 11:40 AM

tommyboy
#15I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:03pm

There is a goat in the cast of MISTER ROBERTS. In a regional production I was in, we had a pool where each entry could buy a guess as to how many times the goat would take a dump on the stage during the performance. The production was 21 perfs. Nobody won as nobody guessed 21 times. It was agreed we donate the pool money to charity.

Needless to say, the goat stopped the show every time. The ensuing laughter was a welcome break to an otherwise poor production of a great play.

Also come to think, many of the seabees from the cast, stayed on with the company for the next show, which was, of course, SOUTH PACIFIC.

#16I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:20pm

Never work with children or goats.

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#17I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:24pm

My Jamaican neighbor brought me goat's head soup once.


....but the world goes 'round

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#18I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:27pm

Did it butt you?

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#19I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 1:34pm

Mannish Water/ Goathead Soup

Ingredients

4 lbs cut up goat's head
3 gallons of water
10 - 12 green bananas
1 lb flour for dumpling
1 lb coco
1 lb yam
1 lb carrot
1 lb cho cho
1 lb irish potato
1 lb yam
1/2 lb scallion
3 medium sized scotch bonnet peppers
4 sprig. Thyme
salt to taste





Cooking Directions

1.Clean and cutup goat's head, tripe and or goat's feet. Put 5 gallons of water to boiling temperature. Place meat in pot.
2.Let simmer for about 3 hours or until meat is tender. Add vegetables and seasoning. 3.Peel and add green bananas to pot and cook for another hour.
4.Make dumplings and add to pot. Let cook for another hour. Remove hot peppers! Adjust seasoning and amount of water if needed.


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Mister Matt
#20I hate Goats
Posted: 10/6/11 at 4:51pm

I could never get past step 1 of that recipe.


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#21I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 2:29pm

Surfing goats!

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ChanceEncounter
#22I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 2:35pm

I've been in contact with the Goat Ambassador and joe, I'm sorry to report they are not that fond of you either.

wexy
#23I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 2:48pm

Personally or professionaly?


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blueroses
#24I hate Goats
Posted: 7/16/12 at 3:08pm

Aw, come on. The fainting goats are so cute.


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