I'm Stuck In An Elevator

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 7:54pm

I wish defyinggravity2 were here to entertain me while I wait for the fire department.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 7:59pm

Are you out yet?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:01pm

Nah. There's some macho sounding firemen outside trying to open the door. I'm excited to see them when they do.

And my dog has to piss so they need to hurry up.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:28pm

Best of luck

[Kad]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:40pm

This is what you get for forcing members off the board.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:49pm

Hope this helps.

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:50pm

I never realized that you refered to your anatomy before as your dog...

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:58pm

Talk about hunky firemen!!! Jesus, I hope I get stuck in there again tomorrow!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:59pm

Get any phone numbers?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:11pm

911

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:17pm

My hunky fireman friend just un-friended me on Facebook. No lie.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:19pm

Then, you weren't REALLY friends, were you?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:25pm

You should show up at his house in the middle of the night to ask him why he would do that.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:38pm

That was his reason, Diva. But I've known his family off and on for years, since I was 8. In fact, his grandmother taught me English after I came to this country and that's how we became acquainted. Then we lost touch over the years, but at the turn of the new year, we got reacquainted.

The thing is, he's very religious -- and apparently has no sense of humor. Over an hour ago he posted on Facebook that he'd been reading about Alexander the Great and hadn't realized that he was magnanimous. He then asked us if we knew what it meant without looking it up. My response: "Does it have anything to do with large condoms?" (Magnum + enormous)

I then stepped out to the store for a minute, and when I returned to check up on the latest responses, I noticed his post was no longer on my live feed, and when I checked further he wasn't on my friends list anymore. So I texted him about it and he said that my comment was "very inappropriate" and he realized he doesn't know me very well and henceforth he will only accept people he's known for awhile. He also apologized for being blunt.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:55pm

At least he gave you a rational explanation. Still, you should keep reaching out to him in multiple media.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 10:01pm

Magnanimous
A printed circular devoted to the interests of grandmother mice?

Doesn't sound like the conqueror of the known world to me but hey I'm not a fireman!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 10:07pm

Sounds like you've had a hell of a day just like me. You should follow me lead and turn out rhe lights, put on your big headphones, light a jo*nt and blast some Portishead.

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 10:24pm

It could've been worse...remember the movie New Year's Eve, where Ashton Kutcher was stuck, 'cept he was with Lea Michele.

[Playbilly]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 11:07pm

Jordan, don't you know anything?! You're supposed to take a picture of the firemen that saved you. Would have given you an excuse to have the hunks in a pic with you. Go to their firehouse tomorrow. They'll probably be shirtless in suspenders. Have them sign your calendar.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 6/17/12 at 11:08pm

My first thought was that R. Kelly had a new album.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/18/12 at 2:15am

You're nothing if not relentless, Namo. I only mentioned him 'cause Jordan made a comment about "hunky firemen" and my friend happens to fit the bill. Also, Jordan posted that around the time my friend texted his reasons why he un-friended me on Facebook, so I had to chuckle. Furthermore, I briefly elaborated what our history was in answer to Diva's query 'cause he wasn't just someone I recently met. Our families go way back, but we lost touch the past decade.

Why am I even explaining any of this to you? Why am I explaining this to anybody?! *huff*

[sabrelady]

Posted: 6/18/12 at 3:18pm

Cos our grope Vulcan mind meld made u ! BWAH HAH HAH! U will tell us everything!!

Posted: 6/18/12 at 11:00pm

God. I missed this. Now I'm too late for a Sweet Charity reference.