#1
Posted: 6/17/12 at 7:54pm
I wish defyinggravity2 were here to entertain me while I wait for the fire department.
I'm Stuck In An Elevator
#3
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:01pm
Nah. There's some macho sounding firemen outside trying to open the door. I'm excited to see them when they do.
And my dog has to piss so they need to hurry up.
And my dog has to piss so they need to hurry up.
#5
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:40pm
This is what you get for forcing members off the board.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#6
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:49pm
#7
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:50pm
I never realized that you refered to your anatomy before as your dog...
#8
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:58pm
Talk about hunky firemen!!! Jesus, I hope I get stuck in there again tomorrow!
#9
Posted: 6/17/12 at 8:59pm
Get any phone numbers?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
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#11
Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:17pm
My hunky fireman friend just un-friended me on Facebook. No lie. 
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#12
Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:19pm
Then, you weren't REALLY friends, were you?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#13
Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:25pm
You should show up at his house in the middle of the night to ask him why he would do that.
#14
Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:38pm
That was his reason, Diva. But I've known his family off and on for years, since I was 8. In fact, his grandmother taught me English after I came to this country and that's how we became acquainted. Then we lost touch over the years, but at the turn of the new year, we got reacquainted.
The thing is, he's very religious -- and apparently has no sense of humor. Over an hour ago he posted on Facebook that he'd been reading about Alexander the Great and hadn't realized that he was magnanimous. He then asked us if we knew what it meant without looking it up. My response: "Does it have anything to do with large condoms?" (Magnum + enormous)
I then stepped out to the store for a minute, and when I returned to check up on the latest responses, I noticed his post was no longer on my live feed, and when I checked further he wasn't on my friends list anymore. So I texted him about it and he said that my comment was "very inappropriate" and he realized he doesn't know me very well and henceforth he will only accept people he's known for awhile. He also apologized for being blunt.
The thing is, he's very religious -- and apparently has no sense of humor. Over an hour ago he posted on Facebook that he'd been reading about Alexander the Great and hadn't realized that he was magnanimous. He then asked us if we knew what it meant without looking it up. My response: "Does it have anything to do with large condoms?" (Magnum + enormous)
I then stepped out to the store for a minute, and when I returned to check up on the latest responses, I noticed his post was no longer on my live feed, and when I checked further he wasn't on my friends list anymore. So I texted him about it and he said that my comment was "very inappropriate" and he realized he doesn't know me very well and henceforth he will only accept people he's known for awhile. He also apologized for being blunt.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#15
Posted: 6/17/12 at 9:55pm
At least he gave you a rational explanation. Still, you should keep reaching out to him in multiple media.
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#16
Posted: 6/17/12 at 10:01pm
Magnanimous
A printed circular devoted to the interests of grandmother mice?
Doesn't sound like the conqueror of the known world to me but hey I'm not a fireman!
A printed circular devoted to the interests of grandmother mice?
Doesn't sound like the conqueror of the known world to me but hey I'm not a fireman!
#17
Posted: 6/17/12 at 10:07pm
Sounds like you've had a hell of a day just like me. You should follow me lead and turn out rhe lights, put on your big headphones, light a jo*nt and blast some Portishead.
#18
Posted: 6/17/12 at 10:24pm
It could've been worse...remember the movie New Year's Eve, where Ashton Kutcher was stuck, 'cept he was with Lea Michele.
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$
#19
Posted: 6/17/12 at 11:07pm
Jordan, don't you know anything?! You're supposed to take a picture of the firemen that saved you. Would have given you an excuse to have the hunks in a pic with you. Go to their firehouse tomorrow. They'll probably be shirtless in suspenders. Have them sign your calendar.
"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"
#20
Posted: 6/17/12 at 11:08pm
My first thought was that R. Kelly had a new album.
#21
Posted: 6/18/12 at 2:15am
You're nothing if not relentless, Namo. I only mentioned him 'cause Jordan made a comment about "hunky firemen" and my friend happens to fit the bill. Also, Jordan posted that around the time my friend texted his reasons why he un-friended me on Facebook, so I had to chuckle. Furthermore, I briefly elaborated what our history was in answer to Diva's query 'cause he wasn't just someone I recently met. Our families go way back, but we lost touch the past decade.
Why am I even explaining any of this to you? Why am I explaining this to anybody?! *huff*
Why am I even explaining any of this to you? Why am I explaining this to anybody?! *huff*
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#22
Posted: 6/18/12 at 3:18pm
Cos our grope Vulcan mind meld made u ! BWAH HAH HAH! U will tell us everything!!
#23
Posted: 6/18/12 at 11:00pm
God. I missed this. Now I'm too late for a Sweet Charity reference.
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