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#26

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:32pm

All this talk about pasta is making me hungry. Well, dinner will be ready soon. Turkey and vegetables. No pasta for me.

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#27

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:32pm

Okie-dokie.

What were Ruth and Eileen cooking for their dinner guests during the "Conversation Piece" scene in WONDERFUL TOWN?

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#28

Um...themselves? I don't know. I haven't seen the show.

And the reason I'm not eating right now, since the food is all prepared and perfect, David had an appointment with his "Tax Person". Such a late time, I know...If he's cheating on me I'm gonna go AWOL.

#29

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:34pm

I should know; saw it 4 times.

Lasagna?

#30

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:35pm

Just kidding about the cheating thing...I trust him and he knows with the crap I'm going through now that if he does anything like that I will kill him. Just kidding. I'd cut off his manhood.

And I haven't posted anything about my life right now since the last time I did some people kinda got pissy.

#31

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:36pm

VERY Close, Melissa--you may want to re-read beginning of thread.

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#32

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:37pm

Oh. I know this. Sphegtti. How ironic. And somehow I can't remember how to spell that...

#33

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:39pm

Pasta/Spaghetti/Noodles of the sort.

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#34

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:40pm

Yep, it was Spaghetti.

Eileen drops it when that swarmy reporter Chic Clark man-handles her.

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#35

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:41pm

hint: the danish way, spaghetti is done when you throw a pice at the wall and it sticks.

hint: make sure not to leave it there. When I moved back from germany, my kitchen wall had THE most interesting pattern when I took the spaghetti down.

hint: follow the directions on the package....AL DENTE!

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#36

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:42pm

I don't remember the show so well. But I thought Jennifer Westfeldt and Donna Murphy were great.

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#37

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:43pm

I ADORED Donna Murphy in THE KING AND I.

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#38

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:49pm

This is so ironic--I'm watching a rerun of "Roseanne" on TiVo and they're making macaroni for Dinner.

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#39

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:50pm

I just had a vision of "Lady and the Tramp"...

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#40

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:55pm

Oh, shira, that scene is SO SWEET...

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#41

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:56pm

My usual rhetoric when I'm forced to contribute a creation at a potluck and wind up feeding more Pepto-Bismol than food is, "Honey, I don't cook. I'm cooked for."

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#42

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 9:59pm

Tiff,

You know I hate to quibble--(actually, I LOVE to)--but "I'm Cooked For" might imply that someone is cooking you so THEY can eat YOU right up...

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#43

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 10:02pm

<~ horrible cook

ramen and mac n cheese comprises my diet.

awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#44

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 10:03pm

Mary, what makes you think that's not what I was referring to?

#45

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 10:06pm

Gee, Tiff, I'm sorry.

I guess you really ARE "good enough to eat!"

"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#46

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 10:06pm

Suprisingly, I really like to cook. Especially for other people.
However, I frequently entertain the idea of living out the rest of my days with a live-in chef/lover.

#47

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 10:20pm

Shira - I'm so PLEASED - a movie you've seen!

#48

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 10:33pm

Yeah, I'm with you there Watchme.

#49

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 10:52pm

Now I understand the link between C_O's cooking and why the weather is so bad.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=624&e=7&u=/ap/20050303/ap_on_sc/cooking_climate

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#50

re: I'm a horrible cook

Posted: 3/3/05 at 11:17pm

JWei - times have not changed - we had ramen and mac n cheese 20 years ago. We used to use ranch dressing on the mac for a change. And, used to drink Carlo Rossi wine - ouch.

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