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#76

re: I'm a horrible cook

"I can't even boil pasta."

That's why your Mercedes was taken away.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#78

Carbs?

Spaghetti and baked potatoes in the same night – too many carbs!
#79

re: I'm a horrible cook

Who here thinks Captain Obvious is actually a 54-year-old loser who never leaves his house? Any guesses on what other sites he frequents?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#81

re: I'm a horrible cook

Heh. I was getting REALLY confused before I read the other thread.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#82

re: I'm a horrible cook

Rath - "Who here thinks Captain Obvious is actually a 54-year-old loser who never leaves his house?"

Honestly Rath, that question could be posed to you, me, and 95% of the population of this board for that matter. Unless you've met the people on this board, they could be anyone and they could all be liars which has been proven on more than one occasion.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#83

re: I'm a horrible cook

Of course, Matt, both you and Rath (and I, for that matter) have met several posters on this board. We know not yet if Cappy Cap is real or just a figment.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#84

re: I'm a horrible cook

Exactly my point, robbiej. We don't know if he is real just as he doesn't know if we are. For all the comments regarding karma and "what goes around comes around", I prefer not to sling the sh*t-covered boomerang if at all possible (though I heartily admit I'm not saint, either). I guess I just can't comprehend the glee in all this. I find it very depressing.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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