I'm at a leather bar right now — Page 3

#51

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 10:30am

Oh no, Namo. I think Dame meant nose and ears! Didn't you, Dame?

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#52

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 10:46am

That reminds me of Dame Edna's saying to a woman from the audience with really long hair "Oh, I remember when I first started to grow hair I could sit on."

#53

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 10:48am

Ha!

Fun Fact: One of Corine's early screen names on another board was DameYenta!

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#54

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 10:50am

Nose and ear. I haven't looked in he rear.

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#55

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 10:51am

Namo - are you still in the leather bar?

#56

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 11:02am

Fortunately no. I left early Saturday morning. However, I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.

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#57

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Posted: 4/9/14 at 11:42am

It was not Dame Yenta. It was Dame Edna.

#58

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 11:52am

Whoops. Memory can be a tricky thing.

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#59

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 12:34pm

, I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.

HINTS FROM HELOISE: Wrap a condom around that cellphone before taking it into the steam room! You won't be able to hear anything through it, but you'll still be able to text! And that condom will keep pesky spills from damaging your touchpad!

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#60

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Posted: 4/9/14 at 12:41pm

I am much more curious about what goes on in those dark rooms in the back of certain bars. They won't let a girl in for some reason!

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#61

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 1:05pm

They still have those?

#62

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 2:07pm

Jersey Girl, back in the day, I was let into one too many dark rooms and trust me, we shouldn't be there!

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#63

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/9/14 at 2:12pm

I thought all of Heloise's hints somehow involved the use of vinegar.

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#64

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Posted: 4/10/14 at 2:03pm

Namo.. there has only really been one DAME. Now some may have called me a Yenta at one time...

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Updated On: 4/10/14 at 02:03 PM

#65

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Posted: 4/10/14 at 2:16pm

I got my dames messed up which is one reason I made such a terrible bawd.

I wish I had that Heloise hint when I was in the steam.

JG the leather bar in which I started this thread did have a small dark room delineated by curtains. I strolled through as best I could but about half the men seemed to have dropped their contact lenses.

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#66

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/13/14 at 12:11pm

Damn. I'm bummed I missed this thread when it was "live". Especially since I had my first authentic leather bar experience last week. Still got a bruise.

#67

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/13/14 at 1:17pm

I went to the Eagle last night. It was nice to be around real men. It was a twink free zone.

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Updated On: 4/13/14 at 01:17 PM

#68

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/13/14 at 1:24pm

"Lips above the hips, gentlemen!"

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#69

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/16/14 at 3:10pm

"Lips above the hips, gentlemen!"

Why?

#70

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/16/14 at 3:14pm

Pesky liquor license rules

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#71

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Posted: 4/16/14 at 3:17pm

I have seen worst behavior at chain straight bars.

#72

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/16/14 at 3:29pm

Straight community? It's the straight world, my friend. It's the queer community that is disproportionately policed.


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#73

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/16/14 at 4:24pm

'I was in a steam room last night and would have been happy to answer questions in there if it wouldn't have damaged my phone.'

Can I just? I have now experienced three or four guys bringing their iPhones into the steam room at the gym. And I'm all, 'The f*ck is wrong with you? Not only will you damage your phone, there's a GODDAMN CAMERA IN IT! Get that sh*t outta here!'

I mean it's not like there aren't pictures of me in my natural state floating around, but still! Like any smart actress, I have photo approval!

#74

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/16/14 at 4:27pm

That is remarkably nervy. Of them and you!

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#75

I'm at a leather bar right now

Posted: 4/16/14 at 5:19pm

"Nudies! That's all they are. Nudies."

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