I'm watching Golden Girls.

[BudFrump23]

Posted: 7/10/14 at 11:41pm

D: You'll have to excuse Sophia...
S: Oh, you heard that? I thought I was safe backed up against these pillows.

Updated On: 7/11/14 at 11:41 PM

[east side story]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 12:14am

Rose: Is it possible to love two men at the same time?
Blanche: Set the scene, have we been drinkin'?

[fingerlakessinger]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 1:57am

Dorothy: Blanche, have you heard the latest campaigns? "Join the navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux"? "Join army, be all you can be, sleep with Blanche Devereaux."? "The Marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanhce Devereaux"!!

[carolineorchange21]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 2:13am

(Blanche enters carrying laundry and humming)

Dorothy: Blanche, honey, are you ok?
Blanche: Never better! Why?
Dorothy: I've just never seen you do anything domestic.
Blanche: Dorothy, I've done the laundry thousands of times! Oh, by the way we're out of...BLEE-AHCK.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 2:55am

Which episode is the navy, army, marines quote from? I don't remember that one at all!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 4:14am

CATSNYrevial, it's from "Brotherly Love" from Season 3. That segment often gets cut in syndication. Basically, Stan's brother comes to visit and Blanche immediately takes a liking to him because he owns several mini malls. She goes out on a date but does not get to sleep with him because he's not interested. However, the next morning she learns that Dorothy spent the entire night with him, which prompts Blanche to call Dorothy a "slut." This leads to Dorothy retorting with what fingerlakesinger posted.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 9:47am

We still call bleach "blee- ach".

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 10:21am

You guys are extremely gay.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 11:32am

Says he with the Marcia avatar!

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 7/11/14 at 12:16pm

I know right! (big smile)