I need an emotional reach-around
I need an emotional reach-around
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#1I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:48pm
I can't seem to get my sraight-acting-gay-neighbor to notice me...
Anyone?
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-whatever2
broadwaywriter
Stand-by Joined: 3/25/08
#2re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:49pmMaybe you should say really nasty things to him and tell him he smells like a sock puppet and see if he asks you out.
#2re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:50pmLike the great Bell Biv Devoe said..."Slap it up, flip it, rub it down...OH NO! Do me, baby."
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#3re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:51pm
I find speaking the truth much easier.
So, I should slap him and THEN flip him?
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-whatever2
#4re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:52pmYou never gave me that option Diva.
....but the world goes 'round
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#5re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:55pm
You, Taz, get the EVOO rubbed on your taint...
(Thanks, Baby Mama!)
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-whatever2
#6re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:06pmI think Rachael Ray gets the credit for EVOO.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#7re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:11pmIt's been around a LOT longer than that over hyped skank.
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-whatever2
#8re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:12pmI'd slap her up, flip her and rub her down with EVOO. Thanks and goodnight.
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#9re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:13pmShow him that huge thing between your legs.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#10re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:14pmMy husband?
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-whatever2
#11re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:15pm
"Show him that huge thing between your legs."
And then show him your member.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#12re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:18pm
Well, I do have two of the largest organs in the state of Michigan...
And one of them is in my church.
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-whatever2
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#13re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:25pmThe other one has been known to choke a few.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#14re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:27pm
A few?!
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DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#15re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:28pmOk.. the masses.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#16re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:31pm
Steve said it best in 'Gypsy':
Some people got it and make it pay
some people can't even give it away
This people's got it
And this people's spreading it around
You either have it
Or you've had it.
Beside, Steve Martin's 'Secret To Success' that he whispers into Amy P.'s ear in Baby Mama seems to hold true.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
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-whatever2
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#17re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:32pmOn our way to see Lorna.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#18re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:32pm
Hey Diva, I didn't know you were from MICH. Me too, originally.
What church? I like to see that organ!
"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#19re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:34pm
Send her my love Dame.
And no, Tom, I'm not FROM Michigan, but we do own property out there. It's a 135 year old church.
The pictures are in my fan photos after the picture of Bill The Cat by a STAGE DOOR sign.
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-whatever2
Updated On: 4/27/08 at 02:34 PM
#20re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:39pmFantastic!!! I love it!
"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#21re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:41pmJust a little home to retire in!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#22re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:43pm
In Gypsy, Sondheim also said:
You gotta get gimmick
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#23re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:45pm
And God lets you in DIVA? I always here "GET OUT" whenever i'm in a church. (Those nasty catholic school days...I'll never get over them!) 
"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#24re: I need an emotional reach-around
Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:45pm
Get one?
Honey, I was born with it.
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-whatever2
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