I need an emotional reach-around

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:48pm

I can't seem to get my sraight-acting-gay-neighbor to notice me...

Anyone?

[broadwaywriter]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:49pm

Maybe you should say really nasty things to him and tell him he smells like a sock puppet and see if he asks you out.

[Patronus]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:50pm

Like the great Bell Biv Devoe said..."Slap it up, flip it, rub it down...OH NO! Do me, baby."

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:51pm

I find speaking the truth much easier.


So, I should slap him and THEN flip him?

[tazber]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:52pm

You never gave me that option Diva.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 1:55pm

You, Taz, get the EVOO rubbed on your taint...


(Thanks, Baby Mama!)

[nitsua]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:06pm

I think Rachael Ray gets the credit for EVOO.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:11pm

It's been around a LOT longer than that over hyped skank.

[Patronus]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:12pm

I'd slap her up, flip her and rub her down with EVOO. Thanks and goodnight.

[DAME]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:13pm

Show him that huge thing between your legs.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:14pm

My husband?

[Jane2]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:15pm

"Show him that huge thing between your legs."

And then show him your member.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:18pm

Well, I do have two of the largest organs in the state of Michigan...


And one of them is in my church.

[DAME]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:25pm

The other one has been known to choke a few.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:27pm

A few?!

[DAME]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:28pm

Ok.. the masses.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:31pm

Steve said it best in 'Gypsy':


Some people got it and make it pay
some people can't even give it away
This people's got it
And this people's spreading it around

You either have it
Or you've had it.




Beside, Steve Martin's 'Secret To Success' that he whispers into Amy P.'s ear in Baby Mama seems to hold true.

[DAME]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:32pm

On our way to see Lorna.

[TomMonster]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:32pm

Hey Diva, I didn't know you were from MICH. Me too, originally.

What church? I like to see that organ!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:34pm

Send her my love Dame.

And no, Tom, I'm not FROM Michigan, but we do own property out there. It's a 135 year old church.

The pictures are in my fan photos after the picture of Bill The Cat by a STAGE DOOR sign.

Updated On: 4/27/08 at 02:34 PM

[TomMonster]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:39pm

Fantastic!!! I love it!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:41pm

Just a little home to retire in!

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:43pm

In Gypsy, Sondheim also said:

You gotta get gimmick

[TomMonster]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:45pm

And God lets you in DIVA? I always here "GET OUT" whenever i'm in a church. (Those nasty catholic school days...I'll never get over them!)

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/27/08 at 2:45pm

Get one?


Honey, I was born with it.