I can't seem to get my sraight-acting-gay-neighbor to notice me...
Anyone?
Maybe you should say really nasty things to him and tell him he smells like a sock puppet and see if he asks you out.
Like the great Bell Biv Devoe said..."Slap it up, flip it, rub it down...OH NO! Do me, baby."
I find speaking the truth much easier.
So, I should slap him and THEN flip him?
You never gave me that option Diva.
You, Taz, get the EVOO rubbed on your taint...
(Thanks, Baby Mama!)
I think Rachael Ray gets the credit for EVOO.
It's been around a LOT longer than that over hyped skank.
I'd slap her up, flip her and rub her down with EVOO. Thanks and goodnight.
Show him that huge thing between your legs.
My husband?
"Show him that huge thing between your legs."
And then show him your member.
Well, I do have two of the largest organs in the state of Michigan...
And one of them is in my church.
The other one has been known to choke a few.
A few?!
Ok.. the masses.
Steve said it best in 'Gypsy':
Some people got it and make it pay
some people can't even give it away
This people's got it
And this people's spreading it around
You either have it
Or you've had it.
Beside, Steve Martin's 'Secret To Success' that he whispers into Amy P.'s ear in Baby Mama seems to hold true.
On our way to see Lorna.
Hey Diva, I didn't know you were from MICH. Me too, originally.
What church? I like to see that organ!
Send her my love Dame.
And no, Tom, I'm not FROM Michigan, but we do own property out there. It's a 135 year old church.
The pictures are in my fan photos after the picture of Bill The Cat by a STAGE DOOR sign.
Fantastic!!! I love it!
Just a little home to retire in!
In Gypsy, Sondheim also said:
You gotta get gimmick
And God lets you in DIVA? I always here "GET OUT" whenever i'm in a church. (Those nasty catholic school days...I'll never get over them!)
Get one?
Honey, I was born with it.
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