If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars — Page 2

#26

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:56am

I'm imagining Idina cursing John in her mind right before the lights come up and the music starts...

"What did that m'er f'er just call me?!!!"

#27

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:00am

Elsa would have shot him with an icy bolt right into his lace-front.

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#28

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:05am

I think Adele Dazeem is a great drag name.

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#29

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:13am

It's very exotic. Like a Persian princess.

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#30

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:32am

Michelle Visage tweeted that they had BETTER have a contestant named Adele Dazeem on the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

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#31

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:43am

Love it.

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#32

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:58am

"A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm Dazeem."

LMFAO I HATE YOU

#33

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 9:23am

Has there been an official explanation as to what went down with Travolta?

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#34

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 9:38am

Not so far. I actually read a comment on this from someone who did claim to have dyslexia, and they didn't even use it as a legit excuse. It does sort of insult those who have learned skills to help themselves with it. I also again wonder why he didn't struggle with anything else or in past awards shows.

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#35

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 9:53am

Where Travolta was sitting, he was surrounded by Chiwetel, Barkhad, Lupita, and Cumberbatch. I bet there were lots of "Hey... you"s going around.

#36

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 10:46am

I am so stupid that I literally thought that I has somehow for the last ten years been pronouncing her name incorrectly. I should have been on Twitter last night!

He is such an idiot!

#37

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:47pm

I can only imagine what would have come out of his mouth if he had presented Chiwetel Ejiofor.

#38

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:50pm

Chewbacca Petit fours.

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#39

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:54pm

^ O M G Besty, I am dying over here!!!!

#40

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:55pm

OK Besty - now u owe me a new cup of coffee for the one i just coughed out!

#41

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 3:12pm

Travolta last year:
http://youtu.be/IZb6x_wwJOo

#42

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 3:33pm

So this is old news for John and he pretty much can't pronounce anything.

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#43

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 4:57pm

#44

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 5:08pm

Travolta better start practicing now because look who's coming next year.
Link

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#45

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 5:47pm

Yeah, it doesn't take long these days!

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_what_s_your_travolta_name.html

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#46

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 6:07pm

Quvenzhané Wallis = Brad Suzzivan

OK this getting too much now. I have to go to the bathrm & clean up.

#47

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:00pm

At this point, a SNL skit with Idina's inner monologue almost writes itself.

#48

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:05pm

Ha!! Can't wait...

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#49

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:15pm

My Travoltified name is Maisie Sholmba. That's great because it sounds absolutely nothing like my real name.

I did Sara Ramirez, because I was bored and curious. I feel bad because hers isn't so funny. It's just Sarah Zamirez.

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#50

If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars

Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:32pm

Still no word from the Travolta camp? Really surprising.

Someone said he did it on purpose to squash those pesky gay rumors.

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