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If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
#25If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:56am
I'm imagining Idina cursing John in her mind right before the lights come up and the music starts...
"What did that m'er f'er just call me?!!!"
#26If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:00amElsa would have shot him with an icy bolt right into his lace-front.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#27If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:05amI think Adele Dazeem is a great drag name.
#28If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:13amIt's very exotic. Like a Persian princess.
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#29If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:32amMichelle Visage tweeted that they had BETTER have a contestant named Adele Dazeem on the next season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#30If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:43amLove it.
#31If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:58am
"A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm Dazeem."
LMFAO I HATE YOU
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#32If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 9:23amHas there been an official explanation as to what went down with Travolta?
#33If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 9:38amNot so far. I actually read a comment on this from someone who did claim to have dyslexia, and they didn't even use it as a legit excuse. It does sort of insult those who have learned skills to help themselves with it. I also again wonder why he didn't struggle with anything else or in past awards shows.
Wynbish
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/27/12
#34If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 9:53amWhere Travolta was sitting, he was surrounded by Chiwetel, Barkhad, Lupita, and Cumberbatch. I bet there were lots of "Hey... you"s going around.
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#35If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 10:46am
I am so stupid that I literally thought that I has somehow for the last ten years been pronouncing her name incorrectly. I should have been on Twitter last night!
He is such an idiot!
#36If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:47pmI can only imagine what would have come out of his mouth if he had presented Chiwetel Ejiofor.
#37If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:50pmChewbacca Petit fours.
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#38If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:54pm^ O M G Besty, I am dying over here!!!!
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#39If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:55pmOK Besty - now u owe me a new cup of coffee for the one i just coughed out!
Wildcard
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#40If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 3:12pm
Travolta last year:
http://youtu.be/IZb6x_wwJOo
#41If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 3:33pmSo this is old news for John and he pretty much can't pronounce anything.
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Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#43If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 5:08pm
Travolta better start practicing now because look who's coming next year.
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#44If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 5:47pm
Yeah, it doesn't take long these days!
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_what_s_your_travolta_name.html
sabrelady
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#45If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 6:07pm
Quvenzhané Wallis = Brad Suzzivan
OK this getting too much now. I have to go to the bathrm & clean up.
#46If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:00pmAt this point, a SNL skit with Idina's inner monologue almost writes itself.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#47If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:05pmHa!! Can't wait...
#48If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:15pm
My Travoltified name is Maisie Sholmba. That's great because it sounds absolutely nothing like my real name.
I did Sara Ramirez, because I was bored and curious. I feel bad because hers isn't so funny. It's just Sarah Zamirez.
#49If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Posted: 3/3/14 at 8:32pm
Still no word from the Travolta camp? Really surprising.
Someone said he did it on purpose to squash those pesky gay rumors. 
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