#1
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:44am
If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
#2
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:47am
Why did those make me laugh so hard?
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#3
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:50am
Bento Tinderbox.
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#4
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:52am
Lisa Manila Envelope. Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
#5
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:54am
I haven't stopped laughing since Travolta screwed up...
What a night!
What a night!
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#6
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:54am
Ugh. One of my socially progressive Facebook friends had to ruin it for me. Apparently, Travolta is dyslexic?
#7
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:56am
(No excuse. He should have practiced).
And, he has claimed that Scientology helped cure him of his dyslexia.
Adela Dazeem would beg to differ...
And, he has claimed that Scientology helped cure him of his dyslexia.
Adela Dazeem would beg to differ...
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#8
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:56am
Addy, I'm still laughing about Adele Dazeem also! Cannot stop.
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#9
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:57am
Okay, if he claimed that Scientology cured him of his dyslexia, I'm okay with continuing the laffs.
All-in-all, this is great news for Idina. I hardly think she'd be trending this much if things had gone smoothly with that introduction. I'm sure the If/Then producers aren't upset.
All-in-all, this is great news for Idina. I hardly think she'd be trending this much if things had gone smoothly with that introduction. I'm sure the If/Then producers aren't upset.
#10
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:57am
I think I'll be giggling about it forever. 
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#11
Posted: 3/3/14 at 12:58am
He could've introduced Liza, giving her the chance to launch into a spirited chorus of "Liza with a Z". Maybe next year. Idina had no song. That was her downfall.
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#12
Posted: 3/3/14 at 1:02am
Very funny. I still can't believe he did that. It's not like Menzel is a difficult last name. Idina could be mispronounced, I guess, but it certainly does not look or sound like Adele. Imagine if he had a harder name like Lupita Nyong'o. Or if Quvenzhane Wallis was nominated this year.
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#13
Posted: 3/3/14 at 1:06am
He didn't say something wrong, but expected, like Eye-deena Menzle.
He said this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rECG1Wlb-lA
He said this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rECG1Wlb-lA
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#14
Posted: 3/3/14 at 1:09am
Yeah, I kind of don't buy the dyslexia bit much. First, all he had to do was ask to be sure of who he was presenting. And he also didn't seem to struggle with anything else and don't recall that from past events either.
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#15
Posted: 3/3/14 at 1:27am
Goes to show you Mr. Kotter was not much of a teacher after all.
#16
Posted: 3/3/14 at 2:37am
I'm glad I'm not the only 1 who can't stop laughing about this. I've literally had little girl giggle fits since he said it.
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#17
Posted: 3/3/14 at 5:58am
John has dyslexia. It's Tom Cruise who claims Scientology cured his. John has just said that it helped him with his. One would think it would cure them both, but Scientology is funny like that. Regardless, it should have been memorized. Cher is dyslectic and says she absolutely cannot do a cold read. When doing anything from auditions to presenting an award, she memorizes anything she needs to say. Anyone who has lived with dyslexia should know that.
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#18
Posted: 3/3/14 at 6:10am
Yeah, they have rehearsals and stuff, so he should've known how to pronounce it. Plus, if there was "a special place in my heart for musicals," as he claims, he should've been familiar with her.
I want him to take a stab at 'Chiwetel Ejiofor.'
I want him to take a stab at 'Chiwetel Ejiofor.'
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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
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Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#19
Posted: 3/3/14 at 6:26am
"A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm Dazeem."
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#20
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:27am
It wasn't just the mispronunciation, it was that weird way he said it like she was some Egyptian singer.
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#21
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:37am
I can't stop laughing.
#22
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:39am
I woke up giggling.
It's going to be a source of entertainment for me for years to come.
It's going to be a source of entertainment for me for years to come.
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#23
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:45am
and what's up with the way he says WI-kidlee? What planet is this guy from?
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#24
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:53am
If John has Dyslexia then there's really no excuse for his flub.
Unless he suddenly developed it for the first time on camera, he should have rehearsed her name many times in advance. If you know you have the disease, you don't read from a teleprompter in front of a billion people.
Unless he suddenly developed it for the first time on camera, he should have rehearsed her name many times in advance. If you know you have the disease, you don't read from a teleprompter in front of a billion people.
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#25
Posted: 3/3/14 at 7:55am
Exactly.
I admit to laughing at the 'loop' that was posted in the BWW article... he said it with such authority! I suppose if you're going to blow something, you may as well do down in flames.
I admit to laughing at the 'loop' that was posted in the BWW article... he said it with such authority! I suppose if you're going to blow something, you may as well do down in flames.
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