If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

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If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 2:56pm

Who would you pick? I think I'd choose Alan Rickman.

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Updated On: 9/24/09 at 02:56 PM

#2

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:01pm

Hugh Jackman or Euan Morton

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#3

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:03pm

Alan Rickman is my first choice.

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#4

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Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:07pm

Judi Dench.

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#5

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:09pm

Johnny Depp. Or Clive Owen.

Oh, yeah. Clive Owen.

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#6

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:13pm

None. It creeps me out when they talk.

Besides, I deal with enough people who tell me where I can go . . .

#7

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:13pm

Ed Wynn

#8

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:19pm

Right now my GPS has Austin Powers and he is driving me crazy.


And since I am currently obsessed with Flight of the Conchords, I would want Jemaine and Brett.

#9

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:27pm

For those of you who own a Garmin GPS, I know the gal that did the "default" American voice.

She played Desiree when I did "A Little Night Music" ages ago as Henrik. And now, she's basically the female HAL from 2001.

LOL

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#10

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:41pm

I know I sound like a broken record, but Chris Daughtry. I love his little southern accent!

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#11

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:43pm

For some reason I want to say Kristen Chenoweth... haha, yeah.
Alan Rickman and Johnny Depp are great choices.

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#12

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 3:51pm

Cate Blanchett, without a doubt. In her spooky Galadriel voice.

#13

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 4:00pm

Schmerg, before I clicked on the thread, the first person who came to my mind was Alan Rickman!

Hugh Jackman
John Cudia (singing it)
Kristin Chenoweth
Brian d'Arcy James (in the Shrek voice)

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#14

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 4:02pm

I wish I owned this one.
WILLIAM DANIELS AS KITT

#15

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Posted: 9/24/09 at 4:15pm

Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs"

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#16

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Posted: 9/24/09 at 4:29pm

Tom Hiddleston, with his sexy sexy voice, or Trystan Gravelle, with his FIERCE Welsh accent.

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#17

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 4:55pm

Whoa, I love the idea of Bret and Jermaine! They could keep correcting each other back and forth and make it utterly confusing. Shrek GPS would be awesome, too.

My best friend's car has a GPS that really sounds EXACTLY like the Australian doctor from House. I love it.

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#18

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 4:58pm

Whoever did the voiceover for my car's GPS system sounds like she's on the verge of having an orgasm.

#19

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:03pm

James Earl Jones or Keith David, or some other guy with an 'I am a wicked cool black guy' voice.


Right now mine speaks to me in a female Irish accent. Just because. It also moos at me when I'm speeding.

Updated On: 9/24/09 at 05:03 PM

#20

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:12pm

I'd have Brian Stokes Mitchell sing the directions.

#21

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Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:23pm

Julie Andrews

#22

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:48pm

Sara Ramirez-She could read me the phone book and I would listen.

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#23

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Posted: 9/24/09 at 5:57pm

Edith Bunker, Bobcat Goldthwaite or Jimmy Stewart...only if I never wanted to reach my destination!

Actually I think James Earl Jones might be interesting. But I like Reginald's choice of Cate Blanchette, the best.

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#24

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 6:12pm

Alan Rickman was my initial response, too.

I'd also be satisfied with Christopher Walken, Anthony Hopkins or Sean Connery.

#25

re: If you could have anyone provide the voiceover for your GPS?

Posted: 9/24/09 at 6:25pm

Harvey Fierstein

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