Who would you pick? I think I'd choose Alan Rickman.
Hugh Jackman or Euan Morton
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Alan Rickman is my first choice.
Judi Dench.
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Johnny Depp. Or Clive Owen.
Oh, yeah. Clive Owen.
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None. It creeps me out when they talk.
Besides, I deal with enough people who tell me where I can go . . .
Ed Wynn
Right now my GPS has Austin Powers and he is driving me crazy.
And since I am currently obsessed with Flight of the Conchords, I would want Jemaine and Brett.
For those of you who own a Garmin GPS, I know the gal that did the "default" American voice.
She played Desiree when I did "A Little Night Music" ages ago as Henrik. And now, she's basically the female HAL from 2001.
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I know I sound like a broken record, but Chris Daughtry. I love his little southern accent!
For some reason I want to say Kristen Chenoweth... haha, yeah.
Alan Rickman and Johnny Depp are great choices.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!" -Kermit the frog "I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P. "Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu" "...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofuCate Blanchett, without a doubt. In her spooky Galadriel voice.
Schmerg, before I clicked on the thread, the first person who came to my mind was Alan Rickman!
Hugh Jackman
John Cudia (singing it)
Kristin Chenoweth
Brian d'Arcy James (in the Shrek voice)
I wish I owned this one.
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Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs"
Tom Hiddleston, with his sexy sexy voice, or Trystan Gravelle, with his FIERCE Welsh accent.
Whoa, I love the idea of Bret and Jermaine! They could keep correcting each other back and forth and make it utterly confusing. Shrek GPS would be awesome, too.
My best friend's car has a GPS that really sounds EXACTLY like the Australian doctor from House. I love it.
Whoever did the voiceover for my car's GPS system sounds like she's on the verge of having an orgasm.
James Earl Jones or Keith David, or some other guy with an 'I am a wicked cool black guy' voice.
Right now mine speaks to me in a female Irish accent. Just because. It also moos at me when I'm speeding.
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I'd have Brian Stokes Mitchell sing the directions.
Julie Andrews
Sara Ramirez-She could read me the phone book and I would listen.
Edith Bunker, Bobcat Goldthwaite or Jimmy Stewart...only if I never wanted to reach my destination!
Actually I think James Earl Jones might be interesting. But I like Reginald's choice of Cate Blanchette, the best.
Alan Rickman was my initial response, too.
I'd also be satisfied with Christopher Walken, Anthony Hopkins or Sean Connery.
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